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Oct 20 '08 by bean12
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omgz question about secks

why am i thinking about this? because there's a girl down the street who wants to rape me and, frighteningly enough, she probably could if she tried (she's... large).

anyway,

THE QUESTION:

do you think a man has ever faked an orgasm during sex?

discuss.

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mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 8:55pm

...what? Like with warmed, diluted mayonnaise shot out of a super soaker?

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 8:57pm

LOL ew man

come on now, i don't wanna break it down too much. assuming we're talking about standard sex here, and you're wearing a condom and you do everything... uh... "normally"... she wouldn't really know whether or not "warmed diluted mayo" came out or not. SO... back to the question...

Steve The Great on Oct 20 '08 at 8:58pm

*squirt squirt*

mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 8:59pm

If a dude faked it, then someone is doing something terribly wrong.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 8:59pm

well that's what i mean. do you think it has... EVER happened? ever?

mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 9:00pm

Sure. As pathetic as it may be.

Jellyes on Oct 20 '08 at 9:00pm

Lucretia Mott on Oct 20 '08 at 9:01pm

Yeah according to the MIT sex columnist, evidently guys have tried to pass off precum as jizz, which really leads one to wonder how this chick ended up with a sex column...

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:01pm

why fake it?.. if its in there.. go for the gold

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:01pm

lol engineers don't have sex, silly lucretia

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:02pm

jayrawz, do i really need to come up with a scenario? please don't make me-

mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 9:02pm

Precum as jizz?

That's like calling Hall & Oates, like, Slayer.

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:02pm

please do

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:03pm

i'm going to burn in hell for this, but

imagine f*cking your grandmother

NOW... (you made me) tell me you wouldn't fake it. or don't. i dunno.

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:03pm

holy BALLS!!!

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:03pm

LOL

Lucretia Mott on Oct 20 '08 at 9:03pm

Hey now, I have empirical evidence to the contrary. And you know scientists, how we love our empirical evidence..

"I'm not a slut, I've just got a large sample size?" The things I'll do for science...

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:04pm

if you let her rape you, you'll forever be her bitch.

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:04pm

if someone decided to fuck their gramma.... then why would they decide to fake it?.. cuz their gramma will wanna keep going otherwise??

emilymmkay on Oct 20 '08 at 9:04pm

secks

Lucretia Mott on Oct 20 '08 at 9:04pm

Steph, I just checked to see if you were online to privately congratulate you on that great joke.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 20 '08 at 9:05pm

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:05pm

if she bites your penis, it'll stop you from doing ghost pees.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:06pm

jay, come on, OBVIOUSLY you don't want to, but, for the sake of the argument, pretend your grandma raped you (thanks for introducing rape, ipear). so, BACK to the original question...

...actually, i guess this is a pretty easy answer. but let's be realistic here

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:07pm

id rather not pretend my gramma raped me.. it brings up too many questions.. like, why is my gramma so strong?.. why would my peen get hard???.. why is my gramma still sexually active at 87??

mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 9:07pm

....old labias!

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:07pm

I think it's pretty easy to play off when you have a boner, why can't it work the other way around? just pee a little or something.

canceromega on Oct 20 '08 at 9:07pm

whatthe..

I'm giving this blog two thumbs down.

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 20 '08 at 9:08pm

Are we talking voluptuous "a little cushion for the pushin" large, or is she female fat albert or chick from norbit large?

Also, I'm sure people have faked orgasms when having sex with "wingman"-level girls who couldn't charm a boner out of a guy if she had it tied to a string on a crane lift, but if you've seen more than one porno in your life, you'll see them cut to the dude's face and it seriously looks and sounds like the guy is having his penis sucked through a black hole.

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:08pm

just make sure you eat a lot of yams or something, so your pee is thick and sticky, like toothpaste.

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 20 '08 at 9:08pm

lol@ipear's "ghost pees".

avalanche_lily on Oct 20 '08 at 9:09pm

fake

fake

fake

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:09pm

Just pretend like you're asleep the whole time.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:10pm

LOL at penises and blackholes

the chick is large as in... hulk hogan large. perhaps not that strong but you get the point.

this blog took a nasty turn quickly, i should've expected that much.

Crushem on Oct 20 '08 at 9:10pm

Hold on. Dude are you considering boning this chick then faking your O face just so she'll leave you alone!? Bro there's gotta be a better alternative.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:11pm

LOL no, though on a bad day i could see how that might sound reasonable

mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 9:11pm

Once I watched old people porn.

And that very same night, my sex drive was printed on the back of a milk carton.

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:11pm

Does she wear glasses? make sure she's not wearing glasses.

Or just get squinty.

Just look squinty the entire time, so she doesn't know whether you're done, or if you've even gone.

Crushem on Oct 20 '08 at 9:14pm

LOL this blog makes me smile :)

mezo on Oct 20 '08 at 9:15pm

If she can take her teeth out for BJs, you won't be able to fake it.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:15pm

oh dear god--

believe it or not, she actually has pointed out the fact that she can pop out her jaw (or something to that extent)

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:15pm

Penis = Not Chewing Gum

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:16pm

You know, there's always the police, man.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:18pm

i've considered it, though i don't wanna look like a dick if i call them now, and by the time she got a hold of me, it'd be too late to call them

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:19pm

i wanna see pics of her now

iPear on Oct 20 '08 at 9:20pm

do you think you could take it if she had a penis? do you think you could take her penis? in your butt? That's where it would probably go.

bean12 on Oct 20 '08 at 9:21pm

dear god

*working on pics*

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 20 '08 at 9:24pm

focus! focus!

jayrawz on Oct 20 '08 at 9:29pm

i wanna see how bad this chick is

squatterjohn on Oct 20 '08 at 9:29pm

Of course men have faked orgasms.

Didn't you see that episode of Seinfeld?

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