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arcadedweller
arcadedweller aka Phyllis Ho has been a member since July 15, 2008, has scored 774 submissions, giving an average score of 2.24, helping 11 designs get printed.
Vaguer cause = Greater number of supporters.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
Dance party of one.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
If we all stay inside the lines, who will color the sky?
of 59 votes, 29% like it
Warning: Illiterate mind reader.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
U C A T (You see a Tee)
of 14 votes, 21% like it
If life gave you lemons, you may be a lemon tree.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I slept through Black Friday, but I still got this shirt!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Just got fired. Resume the résumé writing.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
Hood-Up Hoodies. Because peripheral vision is overrated.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Bulimia: Twice the taste, none of the calories.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I'm not just fat, I'm also pregnant.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Not pregnant. Just fat.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Sleep is for people too tired to do something productive.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
Bury me in a hand basket and save the devil some weaving.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Just because you CAN doesn`t mean that you SHOULD.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
I'm invisible to the naked eye. Your eyes must be wearing hats.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
Being in the mafia is way different online.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Pretty please, with sugar substitute on top!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Things I say sound a lot better when they're still in my head.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
Dying of old age is a slow death.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
Stalking isn't stalking if you do it via Twitter
of 18 votes, 22% like it
I am STILL upset that Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? (That was pre-GPS.)
of 17 votes, 24% like it
I blog ... therefore I am.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
My grandma blogs better than you!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
I can fit everything I need into my carry-on. Thanks Tetris!
of 15 votes, 47% like it
To catch a tornado, just go to the trailer park and wait.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
1000000 monkeys.1000000 keyboards. And all I got was this shirt!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Why did the Recession have to hit my hairline so hard?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Why don't movies say if any HUMANS were harmed during filming?
of 14 votes, 36% like it
Me. Become a fan?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
I'm not talking to myself. I keeping The Voices company.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Sleep is for the tired.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
Why yes, I WAS raised by wolves!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
I'm not unemployed. I'm just a professional resume submitter.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
If God doesn't have a sense of humor, then who invented penguins?
of 31 votes, 29% like it
My legs are the perfect length to let my feet reach the floor.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
If raisins are plump and juicy, aren't they just grapes?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Every party needs a good dip.They ran out of Ranch, so here I am!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Please pause for a moment while I have a dream sequence.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I feel a dream sequence coming on...
of 41 votes, 22% like it
Hold on a minute...I'm having a flashback.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
PETA is always watching!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
Not normal. And proud of it!
of 39 votes, 21% like it
Honk if ... you have a horn.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
Hermaphrodites are the sporks of humanity.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
Save the princess!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Baby daddy wanted. Apply within.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Yes, I am a tourist.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Laughing at your own jokes does not make them funny.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Just ignore the tan line on my ring finger.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1 L33T TH3R34 1 M
of 14 votes, 7% like it
1000000 monkeys, 1000000 keyboards, & all I got was this shi
of 0 votes, 0% like it
1000000 monkeys, 1000000 keyboards, & all I got was this shir
of 2 votes, 50% like it
3 Little Pigs in a Blanket
of 16 votes, 6% like it
99.9% Satisfaction Guaranteed
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Aaaayyyyyy!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
All parts included.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
And a partridge in a pear tree fort.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Are you the walrus?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Baby boys wear pink, too!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
baby face your fears
of 18 votes, 11% like it
Be careful. The statues are watching you.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Be nice to me or I'll mess with your wiki.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Bi-polar Bi-ped on a Bi-Cycle
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Bizarre
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Boba Fettish.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
C U @ Z U
of 15 votes, 7% like it
C'mon. Seriously?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Do you smell something fishy?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Dog House Party
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Don't freak out. I'm actually an unthreatening gay white guy.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Don't get your panties in a bunch.Only get your grapes that way.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Don't talk to me. I communicate only via Facebook.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Don't worry, my skin is waterproof.My CELLPHONE, however, is not.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
Federal Prison Term Paper Jam Session
of 14 votes, 0% like it
Feel free to bow in my presence.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Frankly my dear, I don't give a ****!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
GO STATE! Your business elsewhere...I'm busy.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Gone With the Wind 2010: Seriously, chick, I don't give a ****!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Grapes=wine. Wine=Winos. Thwart alcoholism. Crush a grape.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Hair of the hare that bit me.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
Hello. My name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Home run or run home!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Hoping for a Snow Day
of 14 votes, 14% like it
How did I know how to fix my computer? A little nerdie told me!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Hug someone!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Hug someone! (But not me, please.)
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I C U. DO U C ME?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I can fit everything into my carry-on. Thanks Tetris!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
I don't wait 2 minutes after microwaving.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
I go to the food court just for the free samples!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I have a problem with authority figures.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I hear MP3s even after I take my earbuds out.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I just want to be held for questioning.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
I like parking lots. They're a good place to put my car.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
I LIKE the way my mom cuts my hair.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I look better in Standard Def.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I Love Tags! Name, phone, freeze, laser, toe, gift, clothing...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I need to phone home. Hand me the Speak & Spell!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I only visit the food court for the free samples.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
I survived Black Friday by wearing this shirt.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I tweet at work.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I'm filled with creamy nougat.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
I'm not a genie, but you can still rub my lamp.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
I'm not evil, I'm just hateful...
of 28 votes, 7% like it
I'm twice the man 50 Cent is. Even more on laundry days.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
If life give you lemons, you may be a lemon tree.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
If you moon someone from a car, is it a Flash Drive?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
If you wanna catch a tornado, just go to the trailer park & w
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Ike Aim. Ice Awe. Ike Encored!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Ike Aim. Ice Awe. Ike Encored! (Say it out loud.)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Is a pervert in a car out for a flash drive?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
It was ok, but nothing to Tweet about.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
It wassint me!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
It's ALWAYS a competition.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
It's hard to care when I ... don't.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Just another Twitter Twit.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Just watching a G6 on G4.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Key Pre-Pete Ting Thee Swords (Keep repeating these words.)
of 28 votes, 14% like it
Key Pre-Pete Ting Thee Swords
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Koo Koo for Co Co
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Laundry day is a very dangerous day!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
LIFE is a scam.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
M P 3 Billy Goats Gruff
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Mannequin Clothing for Dummies
of 17 votes, 12% like it
May I please have a free magnet?
of 29 votes, 7% like it
My "pretending to be a grown up" is starting to wear of
of 28 votes, 11% like it
My other shirt is a bikini top.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
My pen pal is a pig!
of 58 votes, 5% like it
My shirt has three holes in it!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
No, I do NOT play basketball.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
No, please...Try it!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Now and then I get my "now" and "then" mixed
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Nurse Edna doesn't like it when you microwave the hamster.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Original Sin City Bus Pass Code Name Sake
of 15 votes, 0% like it
Pay no attention to the tan line on my ring finger.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
PiC ... Politically Incorrect.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
Pissed. In both the American and the British ways!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Please color in the drum circle completely.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
Point me towards the arcade!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
Ps. I hate school
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Quarterback sack of potatoes
of 12 votes, 0% like it
Quick! Somebody feed me!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Remember, kids. 1. Love 2. Marriage 3. Baby in the baby carriage
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Remember: 1. Love 2. Marriage 3. Baby in the baby carriage
of 27 votes, 11% like it
Searching for Rainbows
of 19 votes, 11% like it
See you on Myspace.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
Sewer Treatment Industries of Northern Kentucky. (STINKY)
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Silly things everywhere! Look at life through humor-tinted eyes.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Sometimes paranoid people aren't.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Surrounded by people is the worst kind of loneliness.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Take a bow wow yippee
of 13 votes, 0% like it
That is just wrong in so many ways!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
TV News Stand
of 14 votes, 0% like it
U C A T
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Unemployed. Wanna hire me?
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Unmarked bills.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
Want a snack? I just picked a fresh batch of booger berries!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
We apologize, but Punt-A-Duck Day has been postponed.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Weird Ed doesn't like it when you microwave the hamster.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
You can't win by following someone else.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
You don't have to tell me! Clarissa already explained it all!
of 38 votes, 16% like it
You make me want to change my status to "in a relationship.&
of 17 votes, 18% like it
You're a dirty, dirty bomb. Aren't you?
of 19 votes, 16% like it

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All about me

I'm a videographer.
I wear a lot of t-shirts.
I have a son.
I like cotton candy.
Yum. Cotton candy.