It's A Shame Your A Girl
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Your Intellect Is Dizzying!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Only Date Fine Latin Men
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee, Black!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee, Black!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Only Date Fine Latin Women
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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It’s A Shame You’re A Boy
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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You Remind Me Of Someone I Didn’t Like
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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I’m O.k. Now
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I’m Annoying The Hell Out Of You, Aren’t I?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Unlimited Health
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Guild Master
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Yes Dear
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Boss Of Everything
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I’m Not Being Controlling
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I’m Not Being Controlling, Could You Please Stop Doing That?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Ruler Of Your Life!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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You're A Control Freak!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Control Freak!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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My Mother Always Cuts Me Down!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This Tee Makes Me Invisible, Can You See Me Now?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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You Got Mad At Me!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Yes, I’m Happy To See You!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Brazen Hussy
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Hardened Criminal
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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This Tee Makes Me Invincible
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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This Tee Makes Me Sexy
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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My Life Is An RPG
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Coconut Cream Pie!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Swims With Sharks
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I Was Raised By Humpback Whales
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Devours Lost Souls
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Buy Used Souls
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Soul For Rent
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Will Sell Soul For Food
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Will Sell Soul For A Dollar
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Will Drop My Pants For A Dollar
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Will Drop Pants For A Dollar
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Dungeon Dweller
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Tipping Is Not A City In China!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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My Full Name Is,"Down Boy Down! Get Off The Couch!"
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My Name Is Down Boy Down! Get Off The Couch!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I’m In Love With You! And You, And You, And You, And You!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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SORRY I LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I Already Kissed The Bride
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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May I Please Give You A Kiss?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I’ll Put Flowers On Your Grave
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I Want To Buy You Flowers
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Barrel Rider
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Don’t Worry I’ll Give You A Lovely Eulogy
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I’ll Sing At Your Funeral
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Master Of The Basement!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Thank-You For That Lovely Monologue
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Master Of The Attic
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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My Ride Of Choice Is A Tractor!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Join My Guild
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Join My Forum
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My Super Power Is Ignoring You!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My Super Power Is Invisibility
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You’re a Low Down,Yellow Belly, Side Winding, Horse Thief!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Pull The Strings That Run The System
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Horse Thief
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Steal Horse Cow Poke!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Ye Old T-Shirt
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Knight Of Old
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Camp Whomponyou
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Start At The Beginning And When You Come To The End Stop!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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You Have Surprisingly Good Diction
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I Drive A Lexicon!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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You Are Boisterous And Annoying!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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You’re Boisterous And Annoying!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Boisterous And Annoying!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Have To Wear Clothes, It’s The Law
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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This Shirt Covers My Third Nipple
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I Have To Wear Pants, It’s The Law
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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This Shirt Covers My Naked Flesh
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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This Shirt Covers My Body
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Your As Slow As Molasses In January
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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This Shirt Conceals
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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This Shirt Covers My Battle Scars
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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This Shirt Hides My Battle Scars
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Regular Or Menthol?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Read’em And Weep
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Your Money Or Your Life!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Carried The Plague Only Once
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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You Look Like Good Stock
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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You Look Like Good Strong Stock
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Absolute Truth, Something You Know Nothing About
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Only Speak The Absolute Truth
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Only Tell The Absolute Truth
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This Shirt Hides My True Nature
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Frankenbooty
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I’ve Got Stitches On My Britches
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Sew Buttons On Your Underwear!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I Hate Chocolate!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Think I’m Getting Used To You
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I Think You’re Starting To Like Me
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I Think I’m Starting To Like You
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Stalk Your Profile
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Visit My Profile
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Pimp My Profile!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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MyEmailistooHot4U@YouRaLoser.com
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I Have A Clean Record! 33 Arrests And No Convictions!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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We Find The Defendant Guilty
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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We Find The Defendant Guilty Of All Charges
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Laser Eyes
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My Super Ability Is X-Ray Vision
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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You’ve Been Served!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Lawsuit Waiting To Happen
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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See You In Court
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Our Minds Are Becoming One
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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You’re Beginning To Think As I Do
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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You’re Beginning To Think Like Me!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I Shall Convert You
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Will Crush Your Bones Into Dust!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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If You Kill Me I Will Only Grow Stronger
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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When I Die I’m Coming Back To Haunt You!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I’m Hotter Then Hades
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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My Fleas Don't Like You
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Riding In A Hand Basket
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Can I Just Go To Hell Now?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Welcome To My Hell
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I Ain’t Buying You Diddly Squat!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This is a Tee Shirt Slogan
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Let’s play sweet and sour, I’m sweet and you’re sour!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Exit stage right
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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All the world is a stage and I am the comic relief
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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All the world is a stage and I am the clown
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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All the world is a stage and my roll is the lead
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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All the world is a stage and I suffer from stage fright
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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All the world is a stage and I fell off
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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All the world is a stage and I forgot my lines
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Lord of Darkness
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Master of the Entire Universe
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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“Your Majesty” will do just fine!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I prefer to be referred to as Master
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I prefer the title Master
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I prefer to be called Master
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Yes I know they're fabulous! But could you look at my face now?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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George Washington the 1st american politician to ever tell a lie
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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The bus. Meet chicks while saving the world.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Who Needs Friends? The Voices In My Head Love Me!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Pickles? Ewwww!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Would You Care To Take A Survey?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Of All The Women In All The World, You Are Not The One!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Of All The Men In All The World, You Are Not The One!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Of All The Girls In All The World, You Are Not The One!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Of All The Boys In All The World, You Are Not The One!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Wish I Could Think Of A Funny Slogan
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Shall Smite Down All Who Appose Me!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Pet My Kitty Hear Her Purrrr
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Ketchup On A Hotdog? Tasteless!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Hate Mustard!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I Hate Ketchup!
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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DESTROY THEM!!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I Shall Smite Down All My Enemies!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I Will Smite All Who Appose My Will!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Iron Groin Practitioner
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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The proof is in the pudding, the evidence is under the crust
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Mischief Manager
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Manager of Mischief
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Feuer Frei!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Yes, I'm laughing at you!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Cupid is my homeboy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Shoots arrows through harts!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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You’re definition of “sweetheart” is way out there
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Fluent in Flatulence
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Flatulence is my super power
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Penmanship, what’s that?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I eat cat on a stick
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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shish kakitty
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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It's an inside joke... you wouldn't understand
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Your mother loves me best
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I can feel your seething hatred from here
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Why can't anyone see my best friend?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Eats purple dinosaurs on a stick
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Kevin loves Olga!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Eats purple dinosaurs
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I must be asleep because your a dream!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Stop dreaming of me
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Cottage cheese is a body type
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Loves Challenges
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Life is tasty with milk
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I eat hamsters on a stick
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Ruler of all I survey
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Attractive plumber
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I eat at black market concessions
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Go Away far far far far far away!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Test my finger strength
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Stop scratching your fleas
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Stop picking my fleas
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I only date Sumo Wrestlers
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Sumo Wrestlers are Sexy
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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MMA Chicken
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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MMA Chick
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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MMA Dude
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Lost soul looking for renewal
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Halloween a season of giving
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Halloween is my Christmas
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I’m too sexy for my avatar
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I’m voting for Zombie Abraham Lincoln
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Mover and a shaker
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Tofu, not just another Japanese word
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Your kung fu is no good here
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Tofu, does the body good!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Raw food, does the body good!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Chocolate, does the body good!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I love Bishonen Boys
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Anime girls are the bomb
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Look deeply into my big beautiful anime eyes!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Shojo is my Mojo
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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You have big beautiful anime eyes!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Bishonen Boy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Anime Girl
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Biscotti; not just another cookie!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Will work for coffee and cookies
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Voltron is my homeboy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm melting! I'm melting!!!
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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For a good time click on my avatar
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Don't worry,soon all of your pain will go away....
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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i'm no fool no sirree!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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President of Geek-o-Land
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Ho Ho Ho! Kiss me under the mistletoe!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Watch it jiggle see it wiggle
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Come jingle my bells
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Alien probes tickle
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I survived an alien invasion
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I only date Centaurs
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Raised by Centaurs
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Centaurs have rights too!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Vampires have rights too!!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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There must be Ventriloquists all around me, but I can't see them!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Werewolves have rights too!!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Zombies have rights too!!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Why don't people worship me?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Add sugar then stir
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Your Mother is a Hamster
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I know kung fu so you ain't pu!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I know kung fu so you ain't poo!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Bruce Lee ain't got nothing on me
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My Siamese Twin can really get under my skin sometimes!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Watch out for my Fists of Fury!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Girls; EWWWW!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Boys; EWWWW!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My winter coat is a panda suit!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Drunken Monkey
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Don't make me hurt you!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm going to mop the floor with you!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I get vertigo online
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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saggy bottoms rule!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Tongue in cheek, just another service I offer
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If you don't like it, brush it under the carpet
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Genetically engineered pig is my favorite food
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Dead flesh is my favorite food!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Chicken Butt Pie is My Favorite!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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GURRRR!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Beer, Nuts, Remote! What more could anyone want?
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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If you eat meat pies, your bound to find a toe or two
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Layabout
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Karma's not just another 5 letter word
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I'm slipping on the material
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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You just touched my inner child, and now he is really MAD!!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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You make my inner child cry
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Angry Pacifist
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Have you tried Hara Krishna?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Volatile Pacifist
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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What Would Genghis Khan Do?
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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You are a child of God
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I have tea with Jesus every Sunday
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Your brain must be a poached egg
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The Voices in my head have a Russian accent
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I can hear your every thought
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Hello, my name is Bob......and I can hear your every thought
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My brain is here, but I'm leaving
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Obama; not just another mixed drink!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Vote Obama! Keep the Irish in office!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Why have peace when we can have war?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The Voices in my head have a German accent
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I got out of bed and got dressed for this!?!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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My cardboard sign tells me the world is going to end
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I should have stayed in bed!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Beethoven was a playa!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Beethoven was a player
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I’m not a chef but I sure can cook!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Hey there Little Red Riding Hood?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Get a bowl it's chili outside!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Get a bowl it's chilly outside!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Want to see the goodies in my basket?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Don't pull my tail, it's real!!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Please don't pull my tail, it's real!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I only date Furries!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Furries are sexy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Raised by Furries
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Don't step on my toes!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Repetition is key
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Don’t tread on me!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Don't step on my tail!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Pet me from head to tail!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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100% Pure Bred Mutt
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I’m a fine example of the American Melting Pot!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I’ll huff and I’ll puff and BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Who is afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I know where Jimmy Hoffa AND Carmen Sandiego are!
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Come worship my implement of wonder and awe
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Why stay at a Hilton when you can do a Hilton?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Gangster Buddha
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm for the GREATER GOOD
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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My Avatar is Prettier than your Avatar
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My Avatar Wants To Kill Your Avatar!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Why go to Paris when you can do Paris?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Are You Jealous?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Blessed Be!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Merry Meet!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Raised by Fairies
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Don't get me mad or I'll put an angry face on your IM
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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What Would Beelzebub Do?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Raised by Lawn Gnomes
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Raised by Gargoyles
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Raised by Trolls
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Raised by flying monkeys
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Raised by Dolphins
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Raised by Pixies
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Raised by Leprechauns
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Raised by Unicorns
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Raised by Dragons
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I Am Woman! Hear Me ROAR!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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What would Gilgamesh do?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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What would Hilton do?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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What would Britney Spears do?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Please Help Me Find My Puppy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Could you help me find my puppy?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I feel so pretty and witty and gay!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Your mama wears combat boots!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Merry Meet and Blessed Be!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Barbarian in training
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Conquistador in training
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Conquistador
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Thruth Hurts
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The Truth hurts, doesn't it?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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This is my T-Shirt, mine! not yours MINE!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Otakus are sexy!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Nerds are sexy!
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I only date Computer Geeks
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I only date nerds!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I only date Otakus
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Kiss me I'm Otaku!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I think it's passed your bed time
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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If the whole world was green, everything would be serene
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Vegan Baby
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Nanotechnology, because size doesn’t matter
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I practice tofu and other vegan cuisine
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Soy Powered
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Conserve energy take a nap
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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If bigger is better why is there nanotechnology ?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I'm handsome online
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I'm beautifull online
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My online girlfriends love me
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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King of the remote
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Movie King
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My mamma dresses me
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Alcatraz is my homeland
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Teaching, the best way to learn
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I tolerate you
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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Bacchus is my middle name
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Roses are red violets are blue when you sneeze you say achoo!
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Cover Boy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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How was heaven when you left it?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Dose a lollypop come with that outfit little boy?
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Your avatar is sexy
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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You must be the Milk Man's baby
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I live for flame wars
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Trolling for flame wars
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My online girlfriend is a super model
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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My online boyfriend is a hunk
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My life is perfect online!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Online my life is perfect!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Pure Perfection
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Kisses Frogs
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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No one is more infamous then I!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I'm Notorious
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Stepmonster
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Wicked Stepmonster
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Wicked Stepmother
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Circus Clown
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Side Show Freak
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Professional Sword Swallower
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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DragonLady
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Fire Eater
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Breaths Fire
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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All I breath is smoke
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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The creeps come out at night
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Night time is my favorite time of day
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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No butts about it smoking stinks
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Yoku deki ma zoukoso!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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URUSAI!!!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Dare ga kini suruno?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Anata ga hoshii!!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Nan datou?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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sayonara
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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domo arigatou
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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dozo yoru shiku!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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O-genki desu ka?
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I’m a trained ninja assassin
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Wanted: Trained Ninja Assassin
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Death Is My Business
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Dragon Slayer
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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My Native Name Is”Frolics With Unicorns”
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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THEE GOD
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I AM THEE GOD
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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100% Goddess
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Am A Goddess
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My Name Is “Dances With Leprechauns”
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Metastopholies Is My Homeboy
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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THE GOD
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The Almighty Is My Homeboy
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Hooked On Hydroponics
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I Miss My Cell At Sing Sing
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My Super Power Is Detecting B.S.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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What's Your Super Power?
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Metastopholies Is My Maker
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Satan Is My Maker
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Sweet Thang
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Sexy Thang
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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All Complaints Must Be Submitted In Writing
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Sweet Treat To Eat!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Sweet Treat!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Sweet Heart
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Candy Man
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Will do tricks for belly rubs!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Scroll Up!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I Like It When You Rub My Belly
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Fantasy Girl
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Fantasy Guy
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Unicorn Breeder
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Harajuku 4 eva!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Kiss Me I'm A Harajuku Girl!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Bebe
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Test Tube Baby!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Your Mama Must Have Made You Out Of Jello
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I Make Hearts Crumble Like Cookies
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Non-Violent 100% Vegan
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Got Kids? Want Some More?
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Take A Picture!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Lover Girl
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Lover Boy
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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100% Fallen Angel
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Dream Girl
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Dream Boy
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Dreamboat
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Excuse Me, I’m The Handsome Stranger You’ve Been Looking For
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You're just jealous I'm Phat!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I can't remove my glasses then you will know my secret identity
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I cannot reveal my secret identity
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Look into my eyes! You are getting very sleepy!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Future guinea pig
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I am the future! Be very affraid!
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Future lab rat
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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La Paz Contigo
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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The mall is my Temple
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I don't need to go to church on sunday, I go to the mall
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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The mall is my church
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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$$ Capitalism is my religion $$
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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World domination, first on my to do list
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Male chauvinist and proud!!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My Birthday suit is my favorite suit!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I wear my birthday suit under my clothes
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Skyclad Dancer
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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No one can do it like I can!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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¡Aye Papi!
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Come to daddy little girl
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I'm Trysexual
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Try feminism
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Be nice to the waitress she is the last one to handle your food!
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Be nice to the waiter he is the last one to handle your food!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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I’ve got a secret!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Why lie when the truth is soo much more interesting?
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I have attained enlightenment
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Take my wife! Please!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Care to see my etchings?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Will sing for supper
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Will preform for food
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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This cat loves dogs
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Watch out! I bite!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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100% Pure Hedonist
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I just blew in from the Windy City
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Chi Town Guy
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Chi Town Boy
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Chi Town Girl
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Shy Girl
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Bitten once, now shy
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Sorceress in training
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Witch in training
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Wizzard in training
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Novice wise man
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Novice wise woman
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Hedonism is my religon
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Daughter of Metastopholies
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Son of Metastopholies
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I created myself!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Child of God
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Buddha in training
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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You can have my number, it's 555-GET-A-LIFE
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Do I look intrested?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Simon says "No talking"
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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See this look on my face? It translates as you’re an idiot!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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100% Coco nut
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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No solicitors!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Trespassers will be prosecuted!
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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NO BOYS ALLOWED!!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I miss my bouncy room!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You can lookie lookie but no touchie touchie!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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You can look but don't touch
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Mom's shirt wipe nose below
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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"Place head here"
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I feel the need, the need to feed!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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$$$No Greed Allowed$$$
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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leaves with the highest bidder
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I Miss My Hug Me Jacket!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Child Of The Corn
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I'm Going To Hug You And Love You And Call You George!
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I'm Gunna Hug YOU!!!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Midnight Paladin
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Your Knight In Shining Armor Has Arrived!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Your Knight In Shining Armor
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Child Of The Night
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I've Come To Suck Your Blood!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Go Green Stay Lean!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Go Green Keep Lean!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Go Green Not Mean!
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I Vant To Suck Your Blood! Blah! Blah!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I'm A Green Blooded American!
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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¡Snap!
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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My Super Powers Are To Take Away Your Super Powers!
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Mom's Shirt, Wipe Face Below
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Dragqueenology
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Leave my donkey out of this
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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My donkey has nothing to do with this
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Mummy Monster
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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GrandMonster
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Mommy Monster
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Today is my birthday! Commence with the spankings!
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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"Place smart ass comment here"
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Goes to the highest bidder
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Dose this make me look fat?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Grab my love handles and steer
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Marching to the beat of a tribal drum
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Today is my birthday! Buy me a drink?
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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"Place slogan here"
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Fragile: Please Handle With Care
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Yes these are REAL! and damn proud of it!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I don't talk to strangers and they don't get stranger than you
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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Your not my mother!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Really! I ment that in the best possible way!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Yes! I did just say that! and Yes! I ment every word!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Yes! I did just say that! and No! I won't take it back!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I know can you believe it?
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Yes! I did just say that!
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I can smell your brains!
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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¡Puedo Oler Su Cerebros!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I can smell your tasty brains!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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¡Puedo Oler Sus Cerebros!
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Boomshanka
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Your Ignorance Is My Bliss!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I’ll Be Your Best Friend Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever…
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I’m Not A Homo-sapien; I Am A Heterosexual
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I’m Not A Homo-sapien; I Am A Hetero-sapien
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I Wish To Suck The Sweet Nectar Of Your Veins
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I Want To Suck Your Blood!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I Love My In Laws They Make Me Feel Smart
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Milk Comes From Beans Not Cows!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Milk Come From Bean Not Cow!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Soy Based
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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The Condor Was Delicious, Could You Please Pass The Panda
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Your Kung Fu Is No Match For Mine
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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50% Evil 50% Hot Air
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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The Early Worm Gets Devoured!
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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You Can Not Break My Iron Horse!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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My T-Shirt Says My Kung Fu Is Better Then Yours!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Fault Is A Relative
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Fault Is Relative
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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If your dad can beat up my dad then why is he running?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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A vision of my perfect world dosn't include you!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Come aboard my train of thought
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Money talks so all you poor people shut up
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Jesus saves money on his car insurance
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Be fruitful and multiply
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Nice people don't think like me!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Why are you calling me a Witch and who dropped this house on me?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Pluto is a world to his flees but a dog is small for a planet
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Misery loves company so why am I alone?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Normal people don't think like me
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Normal people dont think like you!
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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All blame no glory
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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who do YOU blame?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Don't get a life make a life
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Normal people don't think like this
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Normal people don't think like that
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Would Buddha Care?
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Don’t think read T shirts
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Your perception is your reality
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Perception is truth
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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