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Chimaera Wear
Chimaera Wear aka Christopher Ables is a boy, has been a member since July 11, 2008, has scored 2,412 submissions, giving an average score of 3.56, helping 41 designs get printed.
City of Kitties!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Oh tiddlywinks!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
In the good old days, you would've been eaten after birth.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
Tis better to have loved and...uh...I forget. God I'm horny!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
My therapist says it's all your fault.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Your shoes look like they're baking bread.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
Fat girls have feelings too...a lot of them.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
I always like to end things on an awkward note.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
I'm full of butterscotch wonderment and toots!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
It's my birthday. Adult acne, here I come!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Stupid is as stupid does. Right Stupid?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
I'm a unique individual. Well, I'm off to Hot Topic!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
I love the banking industry. They make being poor fun!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Let's get one thing straight, PWNED is NOT a word.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
-Friend, do fat girls have emotions? -Oh yes, tons.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
I hope the black guy beats the old guy.
of 40 votes, 13% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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All about me

You know how the old saying goes: "Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice and boys are made out snails, puppy dog tails and everything in between." Well, that is not necessarily true. I, myself, am made up of a dense core of self loathing surrounded by a thick layer of omni directional, cynical observationalism which is masked by the thin but strong layer of wit and humor that protects and covers the egotistical/insecure body of me. Oh, and the puppy dog tails thing too. I LOVE DOGS!

I was raised to think that, one day, I would work for Disney as an Animator (originally a Fine Arts and Animation major) but about six years ago I realized film and directing were my passions so I gave all my family members slight aneurisms when I told them I was moving to L.A. to go to film school. Over the past two years I've been working a lot in Production Design or Art Direction but my ultimate goal is still to direct. Friends of mine have often told me that I can be...unpleasant and way too sarcastic at times but as my hero, Comedian, Lewis Black might say, I think I'm a fucking delight!