Obvious questions and sarcasm are married.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Obvious questions just beg for sarcasm.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Who's idea was meatloaf anyway?!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm returning moderately attractive!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I'm bringing moderately attractive back!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Ok, let's pretend the President knows what he's doing...
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Hahah! Wait. What?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Does ANYONE know why the abbreviation for pound is lb?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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The ~squiggly~ is my favorite letter!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Echos: They add EMPHASIS
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Most people that are pro abortion have been born...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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"Hurry! Before the portal to reality closes!"
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Vote for me just because!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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That's...what she said?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The last one laughing is usually the slowest.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Could flies fly if they wore a fly?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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What happens if you Rick Roll Rick Astley?
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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42% of Americans pee in the shower... are you one of the 42% too?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Waffles=Pancakes with Syrup Traps
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Has there ever not been a nothing?!
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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How do you spell ileterate?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I don't have A-D-... Do you like waffles?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I don't speak very well english...
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Hell sucks!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Pirates and Ninjas agree. Robots suck!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I read the dictionary once but I didn't know what the words meant
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Please don't use big words today. I didn't bring my dictionary!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Dyslexic people have for nuf!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My parrot sits here ^
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I can say my numbers in mexican!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Do you speak mexican? Neither does anyone else...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Iyay eakspay igpay atinlay!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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¿Usted habla francés también?
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Why do girls hold their mouth open while applying mascara?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If all is not lost, where did it go?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Penguins dress fancy.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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Penguins are always dressed formal...
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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How does a legless man cross the street? Take the F out of 'Way'
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Myspace is so 2006.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Diets don't work. Lipo suction does!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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My world had an ice cream shop...
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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How can this shirt be Threadless if it's made of cloth?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I wave to my garbage man.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Ha!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I do weddings and Bar Mitzvahs.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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What's better? Vinyl siding or string?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Who delivers a mailman's mail?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Who cuts a barber's hair?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Why are you staring at my chest? It's awkward...
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Does Santa wear boxers or briefs?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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ILITERATE?
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I bet I can stare at the sun longer than you can!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I don't have AD... Oh look a kitty!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Don't ask me what color my eyes are. I CAN'T SEE THEM!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Why do people ask my what color my eyes are? I can't see them...
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Why does sour cream have an expiration date? It's already sour.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Is there air between the wall and its paint?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My reality check bounced...
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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I'll sell you my car for gas money!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not Buddha, but you can rub my belly!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not pregnant, but you can rub my belly!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not pregnant, don't rub my belly!
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I'm pregnant, not Buddha, don't rub my belly!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not Buddha, I'm pregnant, don't rub my belly!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I'm not Buddha, don't rub my belly!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I DON'T HAVE ADDdddddddddd......
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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