I butter both sides of my toast
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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This is my pooping shirt.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Don't look now but I'm awesome
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Dogs were meant to be naked
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Error: Printer Jam. Please remove shirt from printer and press Ok
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Can I use your shirt as a tissue? Mine is just too cool for that.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Workers of the world, go on strike!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Let them eat cake. But no icing.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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What wouldn't Clinton do?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Palindromes make me nauseous
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Can someone lend me a flashlight? My future is dim.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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KICK ME! Aw crap, my shirt's on backwards.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I got an award for my charisma so leave me alone.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Do I have something on your face?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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President Elect: Santa Claus
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If I were my pants, where would I be?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Don't look now but I'm awesome.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Let's enjoy today, tomorrow we might make a fool of ourselves.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Did you see that? I think a water buffalo just ate your dog!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Treehuggers Unite! We're going for second base!!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Blogging makes me wanna hurl
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This T-Shirt will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2...
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm like a roller coaster and right now, I'm goin' down :(
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Confessions make me want to SIN
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm Chuch Norris
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Hello! My name is: Hello! My Name is: Hello! My Name is:...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I think I know where babies come from but then where do they go?
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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If you carrot all, you understand why we cantelope.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Jesus did it
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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McDonalds is my antidrug
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Look mother-unit, no left or right upper extremities!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I once ate a potato
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Go away. On second thought... nevermind, go away.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I have a pet Leprechaun.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Math is death
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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What in the world?!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I Hate Naked Dogs
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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