¿Qué es eso?
¡Eso es Queso!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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<insert heart here>^
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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A penny for your thoughts. A nickel for an old comic book.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Alas, I lost the speling bee.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Are you "my mom?"
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Ask me about my good taste in (THREADLESS) clothing!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Ask me about my good taste in clothing!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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At Soviet Thanksgiving, turkey eats you!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Bees have no knees & they can't spell.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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being pen pals ended when the Internet was invented...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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CAUTION: Do not jump for joy if you are on a cliff or bridge.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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COUNTDOWN: End of my thought 00:00:02
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Cut down trees, not short people. (trees grow back)
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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dance, its the new breathing
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Do bees even have knees?
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Don't think about blinking!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Dude, where's my shopping cart?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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eat. sleep. eat some more.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Eye sea wat u mint write they're.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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fred is the monster under my bed. I keep him fed. he is nice.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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free bugs!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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future not rocket scientist
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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germs are cuddly bugs that make you vomit sometimes
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Hi! I'm hungry.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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got rnilk?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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HELP ME! This shirt is a monster and it's eating my torso!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Hey! Look how humble I am!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I (heart) Threadshizzle
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i don't wash this shirt
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I have a crush on someone who will read this shirt today.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I like breathing.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I like clothes.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I like nice people that are also mean to my neighbor's cat.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I wear this shirt in public places.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I wear this shirt to make people like you lose the game.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I would say that overall, I am pretty much norrnal.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'd rock and roll all night if there was free food involved.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm mostly nornal...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm mostly norrnal.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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If you're ever stuck in traffic I'll bring you some peanut butter
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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just DON'T shoot me
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Ketchup: The Number One Vegetable of School Lunches
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Kirby High School Home of the Vacuums
(title: my school sucks)
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Last night I dreamt I was a bicycle, I woke up two tired...
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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learn to talk ggod
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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May I have this dance? (yes, I do mean now)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Mostly Norrnal
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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my grass is brown
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My mom makes me wear shirts.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My other instrument is a triangle.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My other shirt is 50% cotton.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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my roots bring all the nutrient dense soil to the yard
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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My T-shirt likes giving hugs.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Rdianeg tihs sirht ceuass dlxsie.ya
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Read my pants too!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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save a tree, hug me
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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sleeve, neck hole, sleeve, torso hole
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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smileys are gay :D
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Some kindergartners aren't good at vowels. I like pasta too.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Somehow, I manage to lose the spelling bee evry year.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't born February 29th.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Sorry pants, no one likes you.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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stop, drop, (rock) & roll
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Subject: fwd: fwd: fwd: Where are we going tomorrow?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Superheroes: not you.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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That is not what's up.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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this is my fail shir
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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This is my normal shirt.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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This is my yesterday shirt.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt feels worn.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt smells good.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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those who eat too much, enjoy their food more
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Trust me, I'm norrnal.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Try my handshake!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Utilities don't like it when I oppose bills, Congress is my model
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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We need something new to wish on. The stars are all used up.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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WWJD - Why won't jesters dance?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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yes, of course I have a disco ball...
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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You have 1 new e-mail(s).
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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