cynical_shakespearean
aka Sanaya Forbes is a 17.94 year old girl, has been a member since July 6, 2008, has scored 77 submissions, giving an average score of 3.14.
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"cologne "rhymes with "alone" for a reason
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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A smoking area in a resturant is like a peeing section in a pool.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I'll save us both some time: let's never hang out.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Anyone can become hot. Just light them on fire.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Myspace: Making creepy old men's jobs easier since 2003.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Sorry, I can't understand you. Try speaking American.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I hate my ankles in this shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Two men are touching? They must be lovers.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'm amazing.
No really.
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Right now, I am a senior in highschool, enjoy theatre, being an honor student, interesting shirts, and obscure movies. Talk to me if you aren't a creeper. If you are...well, I have mace.
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