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boy_orphan aka Thomas Nelson is a 26.7 year old boy, has been a member since December 30, 2004, has scored 5,203 submissions, giving an average score of 0.96, helping 12 designs get printed.
Sweet Dreams are made of this
of 219 votes, 17% like it
Moses supposes his toeses are roses.
of 382 votes, 17% like it
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
of 300 votes, 20% like it
His name was Robert Paulson...
of 1103 votes, 11% like it
Condoleeza Spice
of 374 votes, 16% like it
Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
of 751 votes, 30% like it
My theory: Scary Spice became Macy Gray.
of 491 votes, 23% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Heartfelt Remix)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
100% Knocked-Up
of 64 votes, 9% like it
Actually, we're just good friends.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Ashton, why won't you visit our baby?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Don’t touch my mom.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Free love of the Free Love Freeway
of 25 votes, 0% like it
Girl, get me some yogurt!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
God don't make no trash.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Honey, you're all binge and no purge!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I am Lindsay Lohan's potty mouth.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
I have a lot of gay friends.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Is we descended from monkeys or ain’t we
of 25 votes, 8% like it
No user serviceable parts inside.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Prop-comic
of 25 votes, 4% like it
Propane Maniac!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Sherlock Homo
of 24 votes, 4% like it
The restraining order says 500 feet.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Who my baby daddy?
of 25 votes, 8% like it

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For we are the king of the budoir, we are,
and the king doesn't like to wait.