Regardless of what you say, "irregardless" isn't a word
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I will never be in your extended network.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Just once, I'd like to see the bad guy win.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Just once, I'd like to see the villain win.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Drop it like it's lukewarm!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You're a great friend but if the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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It's "supposedly." Supposably isn't a word.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Recent Graduate: Will Work For Food
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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By the time you are done reading this, it will be the FUTURE.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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You're not getting a look at my better side.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I didn't fight to the top of the food chain to become vegetarian.
of 22 votes, 55% like it
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Your request for no MSG was ignored.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Never laugh at a clown with a gun.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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I wish I had my own soundtrack.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I want people to love me so much it scares them.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Regardless of what you think, irregardless isn't a word.
of 26 votes, 58% like it
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Sit on it, Potsie.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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You must be cruisin' for a bruisin'
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Cherry Bomb
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Outta sight!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Keep on Truckin
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Get Bent!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Quit icing my grill.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Off the heezy.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Know what I mean?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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WARNING: Objects in shirt are larger than they appear.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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The fact that no one understands you doesnt mean you're an artist
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Angry Citizen
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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YES! But not with you.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Just once, I want to see the villain win.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Information is power.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Money can't buy you love, but love can't buy you anything.
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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Be careful, I bite.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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12/21/12 is the new Y2K
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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122112 - See you there.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Iay eakspay igpay atinlay.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Sorry, your princess is in another castle.
of 22 votes, 55% like it
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All I want for Christmas is my tax money back.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Let's run away together like the dish and the spoon.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I wear my heart on my sleeve but that's also where I wipe my nose
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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WORSHIP XENU!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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LIBERTARIAN: More Freedom, Less Government
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I live in a yellow submarine.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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This is what an artistic block looks like.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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I don't need to buy gas, I make my own.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Don't tell me there's no Mr. Pibb!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Irregardless isn't a word.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
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We go together like cheese and bologna.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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WTFBBQ
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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