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Killdoomkid
Killdoomkid aka Sara is a 20.37 year old girl, has been a member since July 2, 2008, has scored 40 submissions, giving an average score of 3.88.
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  Jul 09 '08 by Killdoomkid        37 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Top Ten Action Movie Moments
So my pastor, Joe cooked up this idea for a youth service this Saturday.
He's going to be talking about the top 10 "action movie moments" of the bible.
I'm the theater director at my church so I have to write up these really hilarious, really brutal ways to portray the action movie moments by Saturday morning so I can show them to my Drama team, practice them and have a totally kick butt performance that night.
It's Wednesday.

I have a pretty good list so far, but I'm wondering if anyone has an opinion on maybe any other stories I could use or something else.

I have 9 moments:

1. Jesus Christ dying on the cross
2. John's Revelation.
3. David and Goliath.
4. Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego in a furnace.
5. She bears called from the wilderness that killed a bunch of children.
6. Jesus and his homemade whip.
7. Cain and Abel.
8. Moses killing a guard who was whipping a slave (the choreography for this one is HILARIOUS).
9. Peter chopping off the ear of a guard.

...and I can't think of a definite 10th. I have like three ideas, but I'm not sure if I should use any of em.

Anyhow, if anyone knows the bible or just good entertainment or action movies it'd be super helpful if you'd let me know your opinion.

Thanks!

Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jul 09 '08 at 2:33pm
That scene in Die Hard where Die Hard is all Yippe Kayay Motherfucker and then blows shit up
Wiffler
Wiffler on Jul 09 '08 at 2:33pm
cain kills able
edean
edean on Jul 09 '08 at 2:33pm
how about when that one dude wrestles the lion
Wiffler
Wiffler on Jul 09 '08 at 2:33pm
oh wait, you already have that...
Wiffler
Wiffler on Jul 09 '08 at 2:34pm
samson wrecks shop
Bramish
   Bramish on Jul 09 '08 at 2:35pm
That bit when Jesus turns bad and does loads of shitty stuff like straightening the tower of Pisa, flicking peanuts around in bars and making oil slicks in the sea, and then goody Jesus fights baddy Jesus in the car wrecking yard.
Wiffler
Wiffler on Jul 09 '08 at 2:35pm
joseph gets pwnd by his bros
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 09 '08 at 2:35pm
In ROME - when Verinus saves pullo by jumping into the ring and shove his sword down into the torso of the gladiator
Wiffler
Wiffler on Jul 09 '08 at 2:36pm
job gets pwnd by God
Wiffler
Wiffler on Jul 09 '08 at 2:36pm
jonah gets pwnd by whale
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jul 09 '08 at 2:37pm
that scene where Judas is wearing the Ronald Reagan mask and Jesus has a chance to stop him, but instead shoots his gun in the air
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 09 '08 at 2:39pm
and shouts

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

cause he can't kill a man he loves
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Jul 09 '08 at 2:39pm
Jesus kicking ass in the temple.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 09 '08 at 2:41pm
maybe - when jesus is being sealed in his tomb

and there is this big round rock - that rolls down the tunnel and almost crushes indy
professorE
professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 2:43pm
That's in there, ISA:

6. Jesus and his homemade whip.
professorE
professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 2:45pm
That part where God makes Jesus swear he won't kill anyone, so instead Jesus just shoots everyone in the leg.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 09 '08 at 2:47pm
When Judas gets figured out and the whole town hunts him down in the streets and hangs him from a beam in the saloon
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jul 09 '08 at 2:49pm
When Jesus gets captured by the terrorists and they give him the truth telling serum. Then he explains how he's gonna kill everyone in the room and escape.
zipperking
   zipperking on Jul 09 '08 at 2:52pm
how about Judges 4:21

"But when Sisera fell asleep from exhaustion, Jael quietly crept up to him with a hammer and tent peg in her hand. Then she drove the tent peg through his temple and into the ground, and so he died"
professorE
professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 2:53pm
When Jesus recites Ezekiel 25:17 to Judas right before he and Vincent empty their magazines into him, but then through Jesus magic still have bullets left to shoot the guy who comes blazing out of the bathroom.
Killdoomkid
Killdoomkid on Jul 09 '08 at 2:54pm
Hahahahaha, some of these responses are freakin hilarious. Some not so much, but y'all are pretty imaginative :)

edean: That one would be cool but it'd be really hard to do... unless we did it for real.. then it'd be awesome but I'd probably go to jail for killing one of my actors with a lion :)

Wiffler: Yeah, pretty much we were thinking of using all the ones where someone gets "pwned" by someone else.

JulieJerimiah: Haha, I've never heard of that movie before but it makes me laugh.. like a lot... Thank you for bringing it into my life.

Anyhow, thank you everyone, I look forward to reading some more :)
Killdoomkid
Killdoomkid on Jul 09 '08 at 2:55pm
Zipperking: Holy crap, I've never read that one before. How brutal.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 09 '08 at 2:55pm
when jesus jumps onto the fricken herrier jet over the golden gate bridge and BOOM the rockets let out and blow the place to shit just before jesus rips the communist out of the cockpit and throws him down to the chilly water below
Killdoomkid
Killdoomkid on Jul 09 '08 at 2:58pm
professorE: What movie is that one spoofing? If sounds familiar.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 09 '08 at 2:59pm
whoever mentioned samson, i second that.
-jonah and the whale.
-daniel and the lions (i know nothing happened down there, but what are the chances that everyone else doesn't?)
-david and goliath.
professorE
professorE on Jul 09 '08 at 2:59pm
Pulp Fiction:
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jul 09 '08 at 3:00pm
when Jesus rises after death, realizes he's the one and stops the agents' bullets
maddingo
maddingo on Jul 09 '08 at 3:01pm
trumpets pwning the walls of Jericho
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Jul 09 '08 at 3:01pm
when jesus defeats the law of flesh with the law of steel
Killdoomkid
Killdoomkid on Jul 09 '08 at 3:23pm
Mike: You've got a point, some brutal stuff probably happened to other people in the lions den. I also think anything with Samson is awesome, too.

Maddingo: Not even gonna lie, the walls of Jericho is like my favorite. I may just go with that if I can figure out how to do the set for it so it appears to be falling.

Dang, there may have to be 11 moments instead of just 10. All well.

Thanks so much everyone.
Killdoomkid
Killdoomkid on Jul 09 '08 at 3:26pm
professorE: Oh! That is like the only part of that movie I've actually seen! Samuel L. Jackson always plays as someone crazy. I love it. :)
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 09 '08 at 3:31pm
when Jesus rises after death, realizes he's the one and stops the agents' bullets

OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE ME REALIZE THAT THE MATRIX IS A BIBLE PARABLE!! HOLY CRAP!!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 09 '08 at 3:36pm
"revolutions" wasn't all that subtle on the idea, tracerbullet.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jul 09 '08 at 3:37pm
i never saw the third one because the second one sucked too much.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Jul 09 '08 at 3:38pm
what about when satan gets his wings ripped off and is thrown down to the earth. isn't that after he fights michael or something?
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jul 09 '08 at 3:43pm
the third one had a really cool ten minute long dragonball final fight scene. if anything you should atleast check that out.
alvarejo
   alvarejo on Jul 09 '08 at 3:45pm
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