I enjoy:

Chain smoking, kidnapping small children, ice skating, sex trafficking, racing cars, internet shopping, ripping mattress tags off before they are bought by the consumer, occasionally studying, playing Nintendo DS, writing rap music, training for American Idol, listening to Latino music, being mildly entertaining, 7 hour naps, and beach volleyball.

A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer.
--Dr. Worm

Currently, I'm a junior at Texas A&M University, studying Anthropology & History.