I wear this T-shirt 'cause my religion says I have too.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Nobody's perfect. (Back of T: I'm a nobody. )
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Fertilzer are for people who load of indoors. Others go natural.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Fertilizer are for people who aren't confident enough with poop.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm from the alternate universe Stephen hawking talked abouts..
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I was born 9 months to early.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a charm-disabled person, that's why I get social support.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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If evolution is true? Why are the skinny people so popular?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Jesus both shaves and saves!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If you can see this T-shirt You have x-ray vision..
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If you can see this T-shirt You have x-ray vision. I wear layers.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Real men grow beards..
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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R they humans or are they dancers?
-Are those the only options?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My t-shirt is a compliment to everyone:
You are beautiful!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Fertilizer are for people who aren't confident about their poop.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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All the children likes a big mac except Molly t'was her pony!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a poor lonesome stranger. Why doesnt that sound cool no more?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Internet-mechanic.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I wear this t-shirt because my religion say I have to.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I wear this t-shirt until someone wants to trade with me!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I was born with this t-shirt on!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This is a stupid christmas gift, that people with no clue gives!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This was a christmas gift I thought was stupid.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Usama must have been teased 'bout his mama..
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Usama must have been teased 'bout his mama.. alot..
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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If all the hot chicks lives in Sweden why did the vikings leave?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I laugh at danger. And it laughs back at me.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I love MacGyver so much it hurts!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Trust me I'm an expert.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Jésus died for U2-
tickets.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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What if God was one of us? ..Just a stranger on a cross?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Donkies are the most envoirmental friendly mean of transportation
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Charm disabled person
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Birthday gift
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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This is a Christmas gift.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Haha! I just sucked the air which you were supposed to breath!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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You stole my heart once - but I won't let you steal my kidneys!
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I work as a personal nose-trimming expert for 9british royalties
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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My other cooler T-shirts is in the washer.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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All American eating champion | Eating contest Huston Texas 1991
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I like what you're DNA has done with you!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Wanna go away somewhere and make my future childs DNA with me?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You're in my prayers.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I fight global warming just by keeping my cool..
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I fight global warming jst by keeping cool..
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I fight global warming just by being cool.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Fight global warming. Keep your local snowpacks
cool.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Walking disaster..
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You're in my prayers..
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Expert shoplifter
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I was born special! Not in that other way though.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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We just got married and all we got was these lousy t-shirts.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Roedeers got dead eyes!! DEAD EYES i TELL YOU!! GAAAHH!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I bet God is great at Stand Up Comedy!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I bet God is great at Stand Up Comedy and Jepordy!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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All for one, One size for all!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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We got married and all we got was these lousy t-shirts.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Super Mario bros saved my life.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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My other cooler T-shirt is in the washer.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I just hate when people comments your new T-shirt!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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This T-shirt's message will haunt You for the rest of Your life.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I just sucked the air you where supposed to breath.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Computer Viruses are like this tee. Pointless.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I give away free massage!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If you're really really hungry You could eat me.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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This is a valid train-ticket where I came from.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Front:W.W.J.W?
Back: This is what Jesus would wear.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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T-shirt aproved by Jesus.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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This T-shirt changed my life.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Nobody's perfect.
Back of tee: I'm nobody.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm nobody.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Nobody's perfect.
I'm a nobody.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I ate your toilettpaper. Sorry.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I like plus size women!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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This t-shirt will self destruct in t minus 10 seconds. 10..9..
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If we all would share what we had we would have a different world
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have read the Harry Potter books & I tell ya: the bad guys-
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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I have read the Harry Potter books & I tell ya: the bad guys
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Hobby Doctors Anual Conference 2007
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hoby Doctor!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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This is a valid train-ticket where I come from!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Don't open 'till X-mas!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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If Muhammed where peaceloving profet, then so was George W Bush.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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It doesn't burn when I pee anymore!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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"Sex in the city" is my favorite tv-program about borin
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Bohoo, no-one likes my slogans..
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Why call it Hard Rock? When Helmet Jazz is more logical?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I like Radiohead. That's why installed a radio in my head.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I bought this tee so I had stuff to talk with people on my lunch.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Public transfer.
Home of the awkward silences.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Can't ignore You.
Atleast not when you're staring on my T-shirt.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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If you can't read this small print I guess you don't need glases.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I want You to go and fetch me a shrubbery!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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My favourite part of Christmas is that Santa don't use gasoline!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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My favourite part of Xmas is that Santa is envoirmental friendly!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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"When I said; 'Kill your darlings' I didn't mean your dogs!&
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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If only Britney Spears knew Jesus, I'd marry her.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Dyshlectich.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Duschlekszia.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Uim a Duclestik!
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Forest Gump is my rolemodel..
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Who invents words like Encyclopedia?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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I like your clothes, they remind me of the 80s..
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Why do people do bad things they know it makes bad stuff happend?
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Who invents the words like Encyclopedia?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Let's migrate to Siberia.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Jim Carrey and speed is not a good combination.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I went to Antarctica and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I have a beard but I don't have it on usual place.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Got MirC?
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Emonoing
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Get rich-quick-schemes" made me rich.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I ain't to clever.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Madonna made me do it.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I've dated madonna.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I like what I'm seeing, 'cause your eyes are like mirrors.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Can hens swim?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Satan is a rightwing kapitalist.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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If u pay 99$ I'd sell this T-shirt & give the money to the po
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Jiihad isn't a crime it's a lifestyle.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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You should know I don't know if I know me enough - to trust me.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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If u pay 99$ I'd sell this T-shirt & give the money to the po
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Don't buy to mutch T-shirts, the envoirement will colapse.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I like what you see.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm righthanded.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm lefthanded.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Kittens = proof of God.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I've stolen this T-shirt.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Pure awesomness.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I didn't know what to wear okay!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I windowshop windows.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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I wear this 'cause someone stole my other clothes.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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The Anonymous Alcholics need more members become one of us!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Anonymous Alcoholic.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I bought this T-shirt.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Rock N' Roll made me do it.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Schello, I schlaw yho!
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I didn't sleep to good last night, be gentle.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I hate when people read what it sais on my chest.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I like you. I like me. You like me. Your like me.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm naked beneath my clothes.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I'm to sexy for this shirt but I like to be humble so I wear it.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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"Less is more."
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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"If only people had atlases in Africa and sutch as the Iraq.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I wish I was a washer..
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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OBaby! I need you like, like UM a resturant needs a dishwasher..
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Save the earth!
Kill the people!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Jesus for president!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I've been abducted by aliens that's why I make weirld noises.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I hate monday mornings.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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FAQ: Q: Why are you always so greasy? A: I love Pancakes!
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Wanna give me a lift?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I'm looking for a ride!!! Can you give me a lift?!
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Have you seen my wheelchair? Email: missmywheelchair@aol.com
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I grew up in heaven! That's why I sparkle so mutch, Baby!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I'm a famous in Japan!
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I'm single, and desperate. Perhaps we have that incommon?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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