4 8 15 16 23 42...I'm Lost.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Actions speak louder than words, unless you use a megaphone.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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An apple a day helps keep 4 types of cancer away.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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An apple a day keeps some ulcers away.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Cowboys vs. Robots: the new Ninjas vs. Pirates
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Hi my name is: Charley Horse
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Hi my name is: Cup O. Joe
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I got the shoes, now where is my service?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I swear I didn't kill the cat. It was Curiosity
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I'm a level 30 Base5 genera 12V. What are you?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If you put 100 monkeys in a room they'll fling poo.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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In America, fat is the new skinny.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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It ain't over 'til the fat lady says it is.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Lend me your ear...
Van Gogh cut my other one off.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My horses are too big to hold.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Practice makes perfect, unless your practice sucks.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Recessions are so 1930s.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Remember when "PSYCH!" was cool?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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What's this thing called pants?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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What's this thing called pie?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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When I 'hit the hay' my horse gets angry.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Why go green, when we can go envious?
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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[Insert personality quirk here]
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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