Cupid says: "being in love sucks."
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I invented mythomania!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Death is not tragic. We won't even think about it in 100 years.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If swimming is healthy, why are whales so fat ?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Culture is like jam : the less you have the more you spread it.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Gossip Girl is the new Keizer Söze.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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God must love idiots. He made SO many.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I know you know I know you know, you know?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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ROFLOLMAO
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I do not criticize. I note.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I do not criticize, I notice.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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(((125 x 15) / 3) - 47) + 88
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Pretend you are reading this to look at my boobs.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Why am I wearing sexy panties if nobody asks me to see them ?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star and get them for free.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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This is a crappy shirt disguised in a cool one.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Advertising : legalized lying.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Would you rather have a foam tongue or wooden leg ?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I love my High School Band. Indeed, I'm deaf.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Cheesecake : the only cheese that is not French
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Guys can fake it too.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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