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sumocloud
aka Billy A.B. is 28.53 years old, has been a member since June 28, 2008, has scored 36 submissions, giving an average score of 3.31, helping 0 designs get printed.
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I made your favourite - my p u s s y.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Top of the dude chain.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Stay Young: Die Now
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Braille thieves stole my dalmation.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Do society a favour.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Taking eggs around in separate baskets is a logistic nightmare.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Loading, please wait.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Nothing says "I love you" like a giant, flaming owl eff
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Gnome Chumpski
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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In the Future they will have Spiral Doughnuts.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I heart fatty foods.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Hi mom! What are you doing in the CCTV room?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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The rules of the game are simple: If you read this you lose.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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I also have some braille on my underwear.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I look smaller on TV.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Ask me about Magical Crystals.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Remove in case of sex emergency.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Rub me off and see if you win.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Have you seen my toupee? It's brown, answers to the name Whiskas.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I like food, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I control the human, via this T-shirt!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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This T-shirt takes full responsibility for everything I do.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Reality times Imagination equals Fun
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Gimme a hug so our T-shirts can make out.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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The doctor says I should stop wearing this shirt. He's an idiot.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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If you can read this, just do it in your head, OK?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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You can't fire me, I don't work here.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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AAAAAAAGH Kelly is my favourite R'n'B star.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I am normal.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not wearing any underwear. Can I borrow yours?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I read therefore I'm bored.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Annoy a republican: throw a tennis ball at them.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Skate the pyramids!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't play with my toys!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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What do you mean this isn't the ninja training academy?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Too early for flapjacks?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You're about to wake up and everything will go back to normal.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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If you don't start smiling, that moustache is going to fall off.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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If you read this then you just lost the game.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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If I had a dollar for every time someone gave me a dollar, um...
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Get your d*ck out of my food!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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One of my greatest ambitions is to high-five a dolphin.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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If this is real, then why I am wearing this spooky T-shirt?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If you want the wisdom of the strawberry, learn braille.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Burger: "You grilled my father. Prepare to dine."
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Peeing sections. Kinda like having a smoking section in a pool.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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(F)ourth (U)niversal (N)inja (K)onvention
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This tattoo is cheaper than buying a shirt in the long run.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ask me about the Panda Makeover Scheme
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ask me about The Mythical Crystal City of Stupidia
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Reality times Fun equals Art
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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This T-shirt is of elven craft; no mortal condiment can stain it.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is really just 100% cotton, hand-woven by dolphins.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I went to another world and all I got was this invisible sweater.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I wove this T-shirt myself out of unicorn hair.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Sorry about the mess, I'm a Lvl. 100 Chaos Mage.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Mother Fudger
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Sugar For Brains
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I ate your lip balm.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Tea is my mom.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Made out of rice.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Nuke the rainforest.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I shot John F. Cobain
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Kung Fu is in my jeans.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Old is the new nude.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Human Flavoured
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Mario and Toad used to date.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Luigi screws the Princess.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Will wear pointless slogans for no reason at all.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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PUKE YOUR PANTS!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Nuke the poodle.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Gentlemen prefer blondes.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Top of the Jew-chain.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Penetrating Gaze
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Top of the dude-chain.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This sucks.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My other T-shirt has a better slogan.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Baseball's for mortals.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I hate ironic T-shirts.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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(not Spartacus)
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Nietzsche is dead." - God
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ask me about Where Your Sandwich Went
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Can you have a look up my nose? My brain feels weird.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Don't play with daddy's camera.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Don't tease me, I'm just easily pleased by breezy tees.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Dont cwy I still wuv you.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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effigy, wtf
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Go nuts in the supermarket! I'll hold your clothes.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Harshcore
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Has anyone seen a rotund Italian plumber with a moustache?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I don't care about your friend's band.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I like my friends like I like my orange juice. Freshly squeezed.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I love New Yor... psyche!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I love your T-shirt!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I must return to my homeworld now. Can I have my records back?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm eating my head.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'm with jew kid >
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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If I were a pizza topping, I'd be on a giant pizza right now.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If I'm wearing this T-shirt, it means you're about to wake up.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If santa really exists, why did he give me this shirt?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If you were a pizza topping, you'd be on a pizza right now.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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If you're a girl in a skirt how do I know you can do a cartwheel?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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illiterates watch this space.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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KITTIES!!!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Knight Vision
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Let's swap T-shirts! (who knows what you might end up with ^_^)
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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No-one cares how fat you are in the Liposuction clinic!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Nothing says "I love you" like a giant, flaming owl eff
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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Run! Aliens are attacking! In case of no aliens, please ignore.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Sleepy? Eyelids feeling heavy? You may have been HYPNOTISED
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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TEE TIME!!!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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This writing is only visible to elves. Hi elves!
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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What do you mean "your" food?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Why buy the cow when you can have the broadband for free?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, no, yeah, totally.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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You and I are a tiny warm patch in the boundless ocean of time.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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You know when you're in wuv. You start cwying over nothing.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/761055/sumocloud
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
All about me
check out the website of the people who pioneered the "neo-classic is fighting morpheus-brut" art movement= "art"=
www.sumocloud.com
also you can buy my tees from here= http://sumocloud.deckpeck.com/
plus the myspace on here is sumocloud,s UNBELIEVABLE band shogun dismay.
contact me... eww
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