<----to dodge obstacle---->
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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"I guess nobody knows what my real name is" -Anonymous
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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"I will be very, very famous someday" -Anonymous
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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"I wish those guys would stop quoting unknown people" -
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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"I" before "E" accept after "C"...
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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"It is impossible to quote someone you don't know" -Ano
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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"Your Mom" is a bad comeback and a very nice person
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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(arrow pointing to shoulder) If crying, place your head here.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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(Putting words in parentheses doesn't necessarily make a secret)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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45% of most statistics aren't really that exact
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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A Picture is worth a thousand words, and a word is worth $20.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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anti dis establish ment arianism killed my dog
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Anti-Depressants cost too much, but Gummy Bears work just as well
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Apparently, I say "Apparently" too much
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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At least I'm nice enough to throw ripe tomatoes
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Bad jokes keep clean shirts dirty...poop
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Bad taste is ALWAYS in style
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Because Bumper Stickers are Too Expensive
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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By "Heavy Metal" I Mean "Magnesium Alloy"
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Chocolate chips work just as well as Anti Depressants
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Comedians make me Laugh
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Could you explain to me what a "Question" is?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Don't bite the hand that high fives you
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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don't have an idea.lightbulb flashing over my head is coincidence
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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don't swear dangit!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Every Time I wear this, my Charm increases by 5.4%
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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For $20 it's FREE
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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For my Birthday you can get me Another one of these T shirts
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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For my next birthday, you can get me another one of these shirts
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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For purchases of $50 or more you get a FREE HUG!!!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Give a Dollar to a Wise Man, and You will get Ripped Off
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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going ç®åΩ¥, wanna come along?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Googled "Chick Norris" and my Computer Died
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Half Your Friends are Below Average
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Have you seen my evil twin? He never wears this shirt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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How many light-bulbs does it take to come up with a good idea?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I always thought that Parentheses and Anonymous were Greek Heroes
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I am the least sarcastic person in the world and I've never lied
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I believe you, but, Wikipedia says that money DOES grow on trees.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I can think of 666 reasons of why the devil is a horrible person
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I can think of 666 reasons why Satin is evil
of 8 votes, 50% like it
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I don't care if you're annoying, just don't act annoying
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I don't read the news, just the comics
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I feel like having an emotion today
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I Googled "Devil," clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky,&quo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Googled "Devil," clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky,&quo
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I Had a Dream about Killing People...It was Awesome
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I Hope the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button Works Today
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Just Killed Chuck Norris With My Mind
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I KNOW You Aren't a Toy! (Wanna Play?)
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I looked you up in the dictionary. You aren't a word.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I paid TOP DOLLAR to wear this
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I Sold my Soul to the Devil on Ebay
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I Think the "I'm Feeling Lucky" Button Actually Worked
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I VOTED...TWICE!!!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I wish I had time to procrastinate longer
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Wish my Friends Were as Cool as Me
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I would like this shirt more if it could detect Wi-Fi
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I would rather die than commit suicide.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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I'd be ok with Monday if it just wasn't such a crappy day to live
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'd Have More Money if Everyone Gave Me $20
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I'm Gonna be P-O'ed if I don't get to the Bathroom on Time
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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I'm lazy, but not lazy enough to learn FAKE guitar
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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I've Decided to Procrastinate... Starting Tomorrow
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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If happiness is a contagious disease, why am I still alive?
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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If we were all ignorant, fool\'s gold would be worth something
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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If You Can't Beat 'em, SHOOT 'em!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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If You can't Follow your Dreams, Follow your Nightmares
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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If You Miss the Chance to Read This, I'll Wear it Again Sometime
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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If you want to be happy, be lazy.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Ime Knot a Verrie Gud Spellure
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Ironically, Anonymous is a very well known dude.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Is the answer to this question "no?"
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It would be cooler if this shirt played MP3's
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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It's always darkest before it starts raining again
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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It's too late for me to write your boy band lyrics
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Jokes about rocks, paper, and scissors will never be funny...
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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KICK ME (and you die)
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Last Time I Took this Off I got a Really Bad Sunburn
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Life is like a hot fudge sundae with sprinkles and ketchup
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Life is no roller-coaster, Life is a Theme Park
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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life without mosquitos is like fish without wheels
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Live, Love, Learn, and other L-Words
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Logically, I am Better Than You
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Love is a trap that everyone wants to be stuck in for no reason
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Maybe I am kinda fickle, I dunno.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Maybe I Brained my Damage
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Money actually grows on Trees. In Fact, so does Paper.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Money doesn't Make you Happy, Only Purchased Items Bring Joy
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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My 2GB mp3 player has more memory than your 2GB mp3 player
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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nobody really cares about the age before cell phones
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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NOW are you glad you can read?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Now you see me now you...dangit.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Nuclear Bombs don't kill people. Radioactivity kills people.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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one day "Science Fiction" will be replaced with "U
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Only 6.3947 Percent of Statistics are as Accurate as This One
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Palendrome is not a palendrome emordnelap a ton si emordnelap
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Paradoxes are Logical, but Sometimes they aren't Rational.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Please, do not draw or color on this shirt.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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polotics is just a game people play to feel smart
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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POOP Isn't as Vulgar as Some Other Four Letter Words I Know
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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race car is gullible spelt backwards
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Reference to This Shirt will Result in an Awkward Silence
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Secret: Nuclear Warhead beats Rock, Paper, and Scissors.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Sometimes I Pretend That I Make Believe.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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stating the obvious is not necessary
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Stop War and Play Chess, It's Less Expensive
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with Halitosis
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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T-shirt: noun - a garment with a round neckline and short sleeves
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Thanks to my dermatologist, I am finally cured of leprosy!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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That Really Funny Comedian Gets All His Jokes From Me
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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the car I drive is the same car that drives bad spirits away
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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the economy is bad. sue me.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The other side of this shirt if funnier
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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The other side of this shirt is funnier
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The Time is Here, The Place is Now.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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There are 2 types of people in this world: Humans and Aliens
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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There are 3 things I can never remember, remind me what they are?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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There are Many Interesting People, but Most of them are Dead
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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There's a lot of Dead Fish in the Sea
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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There's a Lot of Fish in the Sea (Most of them are Dead)
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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There's no "I" in "Secret Identity"
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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These are not funny words
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain on a T-shirt.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Thou Art Living In The Past, My Noble Steed
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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today is [Monday] yesterday was [Sunday] tomorrow is [Tuesday]
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Too bad I can only wear this shirt on holidays for no reason
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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TV Advertizing has a Lot of Product Placement
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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UNLUCKY is a SEVEN letter word
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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What do you mean you don't believe in Sand Tuck Loss?
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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wheat or white?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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When I grow up, I wanna be immature
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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When nobody laughs at your jokes, say something funny.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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when you're not looking I turn invisible.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Why would anybody give a crap about apathy?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Wow, you must be a very accomplished and proficient reader.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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you can accomplish anything as long as it isn't impossible
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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You don't have to be smart to know that you're really dumb
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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You Must be This Short to be a Midget ------->
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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You only see this shirt on me cause it was made for my body shape
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Zombies are So Dead
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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†h∆t's ¢® @z¥!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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