So a couple of days ago I drove thru El Pollo Loco (isn't that how all great stories start)...and I wanted to get a chicken burrito. I went to the drive-thru and told the lady I wanted
"a chicken burrito, with no beans, and an iced tea".
She said "ok, one chicken burrito, no meat".
I was like "no ummm, actually I want a chicken burrito with NO BEANS"
She's like "one large bean?"
Now I was getting internally angry and said "no, no beans"
She goes "oh ok, what kind of drink you want?"
I said "I want an iced tea".
"Hi-c?"
"No, ICED TEA!"...by that point, I was so mad, I just changed my order to a chicken leg with rice and beans, and got out of there.

Very irritating really...and why would I order a chicken burrito with no meat? why not just a burrito?.. and how do you get ONE large bean anyway? Do they sell chemically enlarged beans at valuable prices at El Pollo Loco? interesting questions to ponder I assume :)