tshirt happens!
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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In case of emergency take a break
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm still waiting for the lottery cheque from Nigeria
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Why is abbreviate such a long word?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Most people aren't acting stupid - it's the real thing!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Some people are like concrete: all mixed up and permanently set
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Everything I know I learned from reading t-shirts
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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downloading image. please wait
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Follow your dreams. Except for the one where you fly. It ends bad
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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remember me, notice the details later.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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there's a rumour going on that people are spreading the word
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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If you're gonna use your head - wear a helmet
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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BE YOURSELF is about the worst advice you can give to some people
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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I used to be dirty now I have the power to change.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Change starts when you need to use the vending machine.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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this slogan is best viewed with a tshirt
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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these words don't have to move you, unless you're reading a bus
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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A man is as old as the woman he feels
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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if an idle brain is the devil's workshop I'm learning in my sleep
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I love robots. Sometimes we even watch movies together.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Wearing this because of the no return policy!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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hollow man searches for invisible woman to do never seen things
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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you can't see me because I'm a stalker
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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sexual content
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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This crisis is worse than divorce. No money and still have a wife
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Money talks. Trouble is, mine only knows one word - goodbye.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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There's no way to happiness. Happiness is the way!
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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My lover isn't a moron. She is your wife.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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only one in ten slogans works. too bad I don't know which one
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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slogans are only evil when they say evil things.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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eating from the tree of knowledge is for herbivores
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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a jumping mail man is considered air male?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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breast grenades
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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it's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see here
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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lovelution
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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style is a matter of taste and i'm just like candy
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Dude, stop. You're justifying the stereotype.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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i don't need a gps i've put a search engine in my car
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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searching for the meaning of life? google it
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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the terminator has a bug
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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doctors without borders don't have a cutting edge
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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having a communication problem here
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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help wanted. apply now
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I'm a self-made man who worships his creator
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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the road to sucess is under construction
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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you can't inja a ninja
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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when i'm feeling down i go to the hospital to learn sick jokes
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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size matters ever since I awakened the giant within
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i found jesus he was in my trunk
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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the chemistry between us leaves me with no reaction
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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don't watch the slogan, read the body language
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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relax
relax
relax
axe
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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more human than the zombie
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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i *?&%$#! the shift key
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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