the difference b/w you and me is you and me
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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living life is the way to live
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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just "phase" it. soon it will be over.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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0.7734: the original text message (calculator)
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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0.7734: the original text message
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Donating blood: kinda like sharing... only with blood
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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if time travel exists, why haven't we met anyone from the future?
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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If you can read this than let's be friends
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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this shirt lives vicariously through me
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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only way to protect yourself from vampires: don't read about them
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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A good word of advice: D's get degrees!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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johnny appleseed was a fan of oranges
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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orange you glad i didnt say banana makes no sense
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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dont talk about being apart of the system...
theyre listening
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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in retrospect, the 50's were so retro
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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i have a tendency to have tendencies
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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hip-hip-ster-ay!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Earthquakes keep me rockin'
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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If i am gonna do something wrong; I wanna do it the right way
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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walk the walk and talk the talk, but can you stalk the stalk?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Knits are sew yesterday
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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you're the raisin i keep eating those cookies
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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donating blood is kinda like sharing
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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when i befriend one, i defriend another
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I use abbreves
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I enjoy using abbreves
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Adam and Eve ate the apple, so they can wear clothes
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm down to (middle) earth
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'm down to middle earth
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i've got a short atten... I'm pretty sure I want a dog right now
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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giving blood: it's kinda' like sharing
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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shake my hand, it'll be less awkward
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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i spy someone so bored they read peoples clothes and book covers
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i spy someone so bored they just read peoples clothes
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i spy someone so bored they have to limit themselves to read tees
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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that person over there wants to make out with you
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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egyptians built triangle structures. what would you do in desert
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i know what you're doing right now
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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i was there when you read this
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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forgive me, for i have caused this economic crisis
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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giving blood is kinda' like pay it forward... only with blood
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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whatever it is your looking for, its not here
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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as if you didn't have anything better to do but read this
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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im so lucky to not have lived when everything was black and white
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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things were more fun when they were fun
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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i've got the bad habit of breaking out the moonwalk randomly
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I like to bust out the moonwalk randomly
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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giving blood, it's kinda like pay it forward
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I take candy from strangers and pass it on to other strangers
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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About that world economic crisis... my bad
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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When it's new to you, it's old to me.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I have a tendency to break out dance moves at my pleasure
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I find comfort in awkward situations...mmm...yeah
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I roll through life on a scooter
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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The world spins one way as I walk the other way
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I do cry over spilt milk
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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no trees to trees to no trees
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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The world probably is flat
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Setting my watch a few minutes slow, allows me to live longer
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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The 2000's called; they said they want this joke back
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I don't duck, I jump
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Mother Nature is yelling up a storm
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Mother Nature is so angry with us
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Mother Nature is getting very heated
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Why is global warming a hot topic, I've been hot my whole life
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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For the one who defines the word stupid, has to have been there
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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If I'm going to do something wrong, I want to do it the right way
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I went to Threadless, and all they had were shirts
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My watch says I'm 7 minutes ahead of you in the future
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Everyone! Get down on the ground, and do the worm
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The 90's: the climactic build up to the economy crash
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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your life is like a chair, you get sat on and pushed and dragged
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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In my world, the sun doesn't go down, the earth just turns away
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My life is like a table. Many crowd over, and feed off me all day
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Penguins are so classy
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Nothing's worse than waiting, except being cheated on of course
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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The person next to you wants to make out with you
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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My eyes hurt, so I bought new shoes
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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My ego makes statues crumble and burns bridges
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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My ego makes statues crumble and bridges burn
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Candy: why I behave so well
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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The best games are the one's we never know we're playing
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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If there's no dancing, I'm not going
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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BPA (Bad Plasic Awesome!) free
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I take credit in this life for things i've done in past lives
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My life described in six words
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Come sit by this nice big "fire"
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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How I'm so smart? I befriend the dumb
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I am the ubiquitous they
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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you know, they say i am the ubiquitous they
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I need more life in my life
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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That moon looks pretty nice...let's destroy that one as well
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The Disco: where my mom used to hang out
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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If you can read this you are way too close to me (small type)
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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If there's no free food, I'm not going
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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If rumor was a being, we would have much to talk about
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If rumor was a being, we'd have much to talk about
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I would like to apologize now for the economy crash...my bad
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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They say I am the ubiquitous they
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Yes, yeah, right, sure, okay, of course, very well, uh-huh, yep
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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the world is yours, mine, & ours
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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