Cowboys think Ninjas and Pirates are meanies.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Cowboys think Ninjas and Pirates are EVIL!!!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i defy gravity with my yo-yo
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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diet icecream is nasty
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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My GPA is3.9999999992. (it should be a 3.9999999993)
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'd buy this shirt
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If you can read this: thank your brain
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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I'm so cool- My lingo, my clothes and my poop are all fresh.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm an alien-Have no fear, I came for a for a burger.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Anyone who wears this shirt is automatically uber awesome.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a pro at amature night.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Watch out Barbie. Ken is MINE.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Me and Barbie are about to hook up. You just watch.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Can I have yo' numba?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Yellow snow is more flavorlisious than white snow.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I could seriously go for some pie right now.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Redbull got me all the way to Sweden one time. Seriously.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Fat free lard is on my diet. Anyone know where I can get some?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'd sell my soul for a jelly filled donut.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm open to free money of any kind.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm open to free money.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm open too free money of any kind.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I'm an alien resident on Earth.Have no fear-I came for a burger.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Da back a yo' head iz ridicalis!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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the doctors told me my brain is like a rock-whatever that means
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Itsy-bitsy giants are taking over the world.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Chiken suicide is good for the meat industry.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I'm on a working vacation. Feel free to distract me.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i'm no rocket surgeon.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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