Hell's hot, but I hear it's a dry heat.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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People just don't name their kids Bob any more.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Lazy! We actually perfer to be call gentelmen of leisure.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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My other shirt is superhero tights.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I remember when cell phones still didn't work.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Tomatoes: The bi-sexuals of produce.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Sloppy Joe's more like Sloppy Yes Yes Yes.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I live my life like a rap video.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I take myself way too seriously so you don't have to.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Ya know in some countries smiling is considered offensive.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Y2K killed my family.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I do what I Cannes, for I've nothing Toulouse.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I just threw up in my cup.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Is it Hi-5 or High-5?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Babbies are like bigger-less hairy hampsters.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I sneek treats into the movies.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I left my tattoos at home.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Is it true French girls don't shave their pits?
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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