Ko Ko naughts
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Beware the fur eating man trees
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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inside I'm straight
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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flop sweat
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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placement
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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CAN SO!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Where have all the vampires gone.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Annnnnd scene.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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straight back and through
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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hat dancer
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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coulda bin there woulda done that
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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gum runner
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Do apes go bananas?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Quite simply no.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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redactid
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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look out way way out.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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equal and opposite retraction
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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bum bill bee
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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fee fi faux
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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faux mom
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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faux friend
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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What do you mean , You people.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Fresh tweets just keep getin harder to find
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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just another bad day under the gun waitin for the hammer to fall
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Hard top
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Stop walking through my shot
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Currently stealing this scene.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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flip side
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Staff pick
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I got a suit on my birthday.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Old code
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Me and space abhor vacuumes
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Hard hat required
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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deconstruction in progress hard hat required.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Opinions are easy, stands are hard.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Clothed in my opinions.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Love at first light
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dictatoraide
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Go respect yourself
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What the whip saw
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Consenting circles
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I see dead stars.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I was dreaming of some one taller.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Come on you can fantasize better than this.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Hurry harrrrrrd!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Front row centre baby.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Hold still I'll be drawing you from memory later.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Brain is brain food.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Hot beer and cold pizza, just another day in Calgary.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Blood and doghnuts
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Friends let friends pretend
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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kirk wore eye shadow
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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anatomy smasher
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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small matter
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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No seriously you don't matter.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Don't tweet the small stuff
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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paper rock pet
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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pauper and maumer
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Go ahead ,just go ahead but don't stop.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Geekdumb
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Pretense is over rated.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Why tweet?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Smut stains
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Fresh tweets just keep getting harder to find.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Fresh tweets are to find.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Speaking of words.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Speak words to me.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Harder than ya thought isn't it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fake the hard part.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Just pushin zeros and movin commas.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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When in doubt add more zeros.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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There's always enough ink.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Walkin with the accountants.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Middle passage
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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That's right, NO POCKET PROTECTOR.!YE HA!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Past tense but not forgotten.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Reprise me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Twenty twelve exchange
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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double dime
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Phlatt
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Big wordaphile.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I don't feel right.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Posit this.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Me and my hypotenuse.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Bad day yes.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I know a good thing when I feel it.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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EVERYTHINGTAKESTOOLONG!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Brother can you spare some thread.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I'm with reason.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Scumbag millionaires. Yeah, so.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Immediate and visceral response to any and all stimuli. Inquire
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I'd rather bonbons than bon mots any day thank you.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Just say no to wit.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Inflateious
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Sleep sleeping.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Brother can you spare a monk.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I am a thing with a little knowledge.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Decisions are the bane of my existence.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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It's not how much you know it's how you use it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I have a little knowledge.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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April showers..........PIG!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Reading is fun
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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nerdlinger:
Dillingers cpa
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Slowgun:
Wild west add man.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Your website bytes.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The internet is really , really big.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Witty retort, witty retort wry smile.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Afrodizhyac
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I suffer from chronic.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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If you text it they will read it.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Headless horse whisperer?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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What happens on the internet stays on the internet.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Money looks stupid.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Look Ma really.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Money, looks, fish.?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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You take the cake.
I'll take the money thanx.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Pet stones
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Groin master was the first choice.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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CONTROL & FREAK.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Teats are for Kids. goats you sicko.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Blue teeth
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Should one carry a candle
to a clandestine meeting.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Your password , not today.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Hold still I see your sweet spot.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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candy floss ha!
sugar and air more lies.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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chocolate is over rated and sex is underated
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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popsicles are over rated, just sugar water and lies
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Youtubetopsock.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Geometry is just another word for conformity.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You are not pleased?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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@#$@*&^%_+)**&^"whatever"&(*^%#@%.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Not your best effort.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Free association Dues paid here.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Quilt maker, bread baker. Keep wallkin.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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When does the / begin.?
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Look it's like this, all this here it was yours.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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It's all mine peanut.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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OH eMbedded. I'll just get up then shall I?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Pork bellies have no future.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Flail against the buying of the farm.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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OH TOO CHE.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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ME ME ME ME ME
you.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The empty spaces between words count?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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When i was 3 i drew perfect circles, then I learned geometry.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Shakespeare wrote sitcoms.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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String theory is for guitars.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I used to draw people..., then I learned anatomy.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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.....boring even in morse code.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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-----morse code is hard when you cant spell.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Best out come , YOU PAY ME.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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First do no bad design.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Top Drawer.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Shut up and skate
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I will TRY to like you
that is all.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Love: add to dictionary
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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sinewation: add to dictionary
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Drawstrings... then erase them.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Love me love my pencil.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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NO LOVE ?
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Hey who just keeps saying no?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Broke to the OG.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Give me what I ask for not what you promised.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Feel free to submit
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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standardize this
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I speak in code, when I speak to you.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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roller dudes and dudets got cake
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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say it with crullers
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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say it to the raygun
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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sir real
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Aint nothin a little blowin up won't fix
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Roast a little dove of peace. No peace when your hungry.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Don't throw glass stones
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hey deer hunter seen Holden lately
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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That's right I want you to stare at me,but why?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'M READIN HERE I'M READIN.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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NO BIG WORDS
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Soulless bureaucracies are the marrow of spineless societies
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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create the stress
feed the fear
buy the book
they get rich
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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HIDDEN FROM SCOREING
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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GOD DAMN YOUR FILTHY LITTLE WARS.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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zombies,zombies,zombies oh bite me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Once upon a time, now not so much.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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A Mohawk is not a hair cut or a gas station.google that.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If your watching my back I'm wining.See how that works.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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$$$ to doughnuts
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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UNITEDSTATESTESOFAMERICANSES
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Life is hard women are harder
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Fail safely?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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simpleton brandy
little donkey wine
poe barrel whiskey
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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silly mammal eggs are for dinosaurs
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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spare me your platypus
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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stupid people kill me,
no really there dangerous,really.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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pretendtocarepretedtocarepretendtocarepreten...crap.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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DO I have your attention?
how bout now
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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BE MOST EXTANT
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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GOD of were
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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DISABLE SAFE FILTER TO VIEW
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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BLANK WHITE T
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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all hail the blank white tee
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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tweet hart
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Just bale.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Bailing out.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Adding more zeros wont make it better.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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2008 , interesting.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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TRANSMISSION ENDs
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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get your bonus for nothin and your bailouts for free
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i'm so rich i'm broke
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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get thee behind me
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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i'm so deep i only wear blank white tees
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Face monitor
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Fearosphere
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Ah... the acid rain of youth.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Simply mansterous.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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PICK UP YOUR HEART YOUR HEAD AND YOUR HANDS AND ROLL ON!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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ever notice?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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saying great segue after a segue makes for a bad segue.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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KOOL-AID IS JUST COLOURED SUGAR WATER?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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is the center holding?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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will dress for dinner
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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submitsubmitsubmit...hen submit again.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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fearalicious
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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hey kid never try to judge a judger
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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never judge a judge by his robes
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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why do they call it higher education?...oh.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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i left my heart in film noir
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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remember big black type writers and film noir
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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don't be a typesetter be a writer.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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who thinks this stuff up anyway?"
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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this is ME, this is you. any questions?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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a good idea is harder to find than an honest executive
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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collage is easy,
good design is hard
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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drink all the colourful sugar water they let you
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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stand a little to the left, always.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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helvetica is gutless
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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just said no
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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if you think
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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how green is green
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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never judge a hero by his costume
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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moremen
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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self punctulaized
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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real drawers non't cut and paste
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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just say no to caps
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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i'm a drawer
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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spin the cradle
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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design , print , get famous, simple.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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spit up straight
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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what's your avatar
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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0@loser.cant
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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quantum computing,
yesnoonezero
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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hypotized
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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taped out
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I feel your change
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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2009 bring it on
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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V neck
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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cash for sale cheap
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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gloomsterism
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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subprimeordialised
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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subprimeordialisation.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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free your T
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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rebates take longer
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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the person wearing shirt is simple
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Pile on, it's all we have left.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Pile on, it\'s all we have left.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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it wasn't my idea
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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the faster you run the longer this will take
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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C I eh
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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no shoes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Scare crow is the
OZ, original zombie.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Does this shirt make me look like you.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Don't look behind you when you pass me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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When suspending disbelief use a tight rope.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If you stab me in the back you better use a long knife.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'm relly , really smart, what?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I know where your eyes are, do you know where your neck line is.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'm staring at the design, it's what I do.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Life is easy , living is hard.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Life is easy , living is hard.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If You draw it I might wear it.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I say whatever I want...under my breath, behind your back.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Damn life is hard.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Blah, blah, blah,
ENTER
Blah , blah, blah...
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Just makin up slogans.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Satan vomits cotton candy bunnies.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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The faster you talk the less I hear.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Walk fast ,talk loud,look angry they'll think your busy.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Golden calf my ass.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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AW, come on!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Satan is my hall monitor.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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i blog in lower case cause i'm cool
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Must be me.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Bite you?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Step 1: GO AWAY!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Yes we caned.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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IT'S JUST NOT SAFE!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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They call me "Mr President OBAMA."
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Here is seated the decrepit heart of love.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The beacon of youth is the pilot light of old age.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Youth is the marker of old age.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Say anything enough times it sounds weird.
"MELTDOWN"
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Really?
The economy?
Really?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Think like a rain drop.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Fear is the engine of
the new economy
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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When life gives you lemons make tequila shooters.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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Lost: one happily ever after.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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When life gives you a girlfriend...
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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"Maybe if you learned to play guitar". she said
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Of idiots and bigots, I choose thee.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Ah the clot thickens.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I laughed so hard it got weird.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Where do all the stock vector birds come from?
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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life is like cold butter on fresh bread.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Stability is warm toast.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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This a fronting.
of 39 votes, 0% like it
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Do we amuse you?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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jUST BUY IT.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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i AM NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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YES , I AM WASTING YOUR TIME.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Will vote for Money.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Step 1: Think ...... Step 2: Act
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I am the Democratieist.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have good luck.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Live long and phosphorus.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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It's all just so saddening.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Work your butt off and you'll have no butt.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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this way.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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send messages
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Hey a person could
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I eat Democracy for breakfast.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Dude , you design like a girl.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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You are who you thought you were.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Either your on the bus or your under the bus.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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One can't help everyOne, but everyOne can help ONE.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Lead, follow, or get off my cloud.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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SELF TAUT
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Self taught know it all.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Beware fire bunnies
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Will Breakfast for food.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Found a pen , made this shirt. Awesome eh.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Shhhh, all will be welly.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Submit here for refusal.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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BUSH OWES ME MONEY!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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CHALK FULL O CRAP.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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FOOD IS PEOPLE FUEL . COME ON!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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STOP WASTING FOOD ,EAT OIL.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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No way but the hard way.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Never did learn my lesson. You?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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If you can read this you were not born here.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I eat _________for breakfast.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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FREE for a nominal fee.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Say yes to your self every day.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Yes that's a screenplay in my pocket.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Let's pretend I'm a hunter,...comfy?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Everytime you look away I vanish.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Please refer to packing instructions.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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For industrial use only
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I used to ride , then I got a job
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Must act normalish
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Party like some hasbeen rock star
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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MOOOOVE!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Walking and chewing gum,eh, eh .
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I GOT YER LOGO RIGHT HERE BABY!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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HERE IS NO LOGO
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I WILL NOT KILL.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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mUSt nOt KIll
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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must not do bad thing.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Heinous,beastly,vulgar true.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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It's all about the body count.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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It's not a neurosis it's a super power.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am de Freakin bong.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Have we meat?
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I heart ache.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You won't like me and I won't care.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Dare to be fair.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Get thee behind the eight ball.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I AM the freakin band.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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PURE GOLD BABY!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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NOT RIGHT NOW!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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"Shirt" ,said Pants. "It's a pants thing".
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Now is the time for something or other.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Blahhhg, blahhhg, blahhhg...
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Spells like Miss Teen USA
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Oh ,and you also smell.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Stressen to the oldies.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Must not die broke.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Trowfee wIf
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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Freedom of ri'lijun.
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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THE BUCK STOMPS HERE.
of 38 votes, 0% like it
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iimlmg
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I wish "O" read poetry.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I feel like Sampson with a comb over.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I've been miscast.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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All you really need is greed
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I wish I was gay so I could score chicks.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Give me some money and I will do good, no seriously.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I said touche .,not touch.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Save time , ask.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Do not follow, stay back 10 feet.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Thought you were with stupid.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Understand this, you will lose.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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They can't sell it if we don't buy it.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Will wear slogans for food.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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We are the need.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I am play slow pitch, you?
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I went to Japan and came back ...A-Man.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I had a better idea, but I forget.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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RATE THIS!!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Hummer and Thong...meet the new Russia.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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You CAN run and you CAN hide.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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The second best idea ever.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Dirty T'shirt
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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My T'shirt company.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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This is my serious side.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Flat out good.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Preparation is the sire of chance.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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OHMAMA.08
of 41 votes, 0% like it
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Please wait to be seated. Thank you
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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High brow just means your old and bald.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Act like a man, invade some one.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The difference between propaganda and advertising is the medium.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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The difference between art and vandalism is intent.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Think more, talk less.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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I eat world peace for breakfast.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Add to cart.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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G-eunuch.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Please remain sedated
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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You only get one chance at a last impression.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Zero to sixty in sixty years.
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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Place thought here.
of 66 votes, 11% like it
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Tin bunnies have hearts of gold but souls of steel.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Something stupid this way comes.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Tension bunny.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I know why the caged bird sings....it's cause it's hammer time.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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RED WIRE ,BLUE WIRE ,WHAT EVER.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Forever out of order.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Homelessness, the ultimate green.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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casual tee of love
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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Make mine toast.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Look ma no brains.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Homeless 2007. Participant
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Nice shirt, shame about the face.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Me@you.com
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, they make a policy board.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I never know what to say when people die.
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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I am the better half.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Just add the word Empowerment, and you'll get away with it.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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"A" list celebrity, "B" list actor.
of 75 votes, 12% like it
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I left my heart in some damn disco.
of 73 votes, 25% like it
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Sex is death on steroids.
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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Toes are weird looking.
of 72 votes, 10% like it
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Life is hard then you die.
of 69 votes, 12% like it
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Read the book.
of 69 votes, 17% like it
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I break my joy into little bits ,easier to swollow.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Let me be your anti drug.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Secret CIA prisons?,really, nooooo.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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from far away they look like little angels
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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The conspiracy will be televised.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I am your conspiracy.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Former world number 1.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Truth is the whore of Fiction.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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But I'm an American .
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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It's all about the schadenfreude baby, the schadenfreude.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, I'm him.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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NEW WORLD ORDERED
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Oh and another thing , you're wrong.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Emotional baggage check.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Bin Laden has cooties.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Life ,it happens, deal.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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poverty sucks.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Honorary member of EVIL GRANNIES inc.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Don't worry I'm happy.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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How's your hand?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Local celbrity
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I've got pants older than you.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Still nude.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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You have just enough freedom to be of no threat.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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That's not what I mean.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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monosexual
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I'm tougher than you.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Bush for President,...oh,......nevermind.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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My space?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Don't make me come over there
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Terroist Shmerrorist ,bite me.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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You won't believe what comes next...
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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wrestling is fake?
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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In case of fight: Break up
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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KILLING TIME!!...inflection matters
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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guns don't kill people...love kills people
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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good guys never finish
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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teedium
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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what do you people want?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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serious but stable
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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and then he says
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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dumb as hell and twice as hot
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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