NO MEDIA FOUND
of 64 votes, 9% like it
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Life is what happens when people say sh*t happens.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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The difference between me and you? me.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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In case of fire push play.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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i'm having your baby and one of those days....
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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nine, 9 ,5+4, etc
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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sub .. 9
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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...9...
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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full on CAPS
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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full colon no comma
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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find your bliss and reformat it
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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let's clear this up shall we.NO!!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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...,well if you say he is, then he is,...i guess....
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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>choose<
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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we ALL get it.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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death is hated
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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and I am out
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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the quick brown fox is dead
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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fsirt and lsat lrtet
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Apratly yiu dimnt nead al tye letars
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have vague ideas
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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nothing good happens on the net after 1 am
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I can epit backwards
,but I can't spell
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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so many T' so little time
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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read faster I have more to say
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm writing as fast as I can
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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you made GOD cry
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If I could write the world would burn.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If I had fonts you would weep!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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headphones mean no
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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you say bubble bath I say blood bath...six of one really
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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no,I think you have to leave first
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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space is far
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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it gets dark at night
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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eat two they got lots
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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spell me
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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surgery not sugary
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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surgery is for the sake of it
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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"amp????up
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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etcccccccccccc
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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on the face of it
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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time thyme
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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time swine
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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time gnats
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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sweet mother of pear before swine calf ears purses
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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and then you get a another and another and another and...
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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sit up and get some
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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12640
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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fire storme
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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for the last time
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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...currently being...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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o00o } brass knuckles ?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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0 deg , 0% ?
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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the dark still quiet place that girls saw first and mom never did
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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dude got printed
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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stale mate
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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sloe gun
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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whet pain
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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just pick something
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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i hope that's not your slogan
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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sauté the rich flambé the stupid
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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good intension's are the balm of the weak.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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no thanks i'm eating one.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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shhhh. you 'll sound smarter.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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haven't seen the wind , inherited it ,nothin
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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you should be running now
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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i am not smiling thanks
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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joy is the butterfly in the dark
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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does this shirt make me look dumb?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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hand cuffs or cuff links?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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there are no shirt tales
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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duct tape can get you arrested; or make you famous.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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stand a little closer and you might get famous.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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if i had talent i'd be famous ; or in rehab.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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haven't seen anything i would wear yet ; you?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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i don't think i'm tall enough to be an artist ,or a dinosaur.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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what's with the whale?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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spooled and threaded
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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draw your own conclusions then submit them to threadless.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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hand drawn horror
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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new clearer
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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yes to a lot of things no to you
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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stew
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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fish sticks in my craw daddy
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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jacks are better with two eyes
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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hey did you change your layout?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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pick 2
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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my other design is a logo
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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that first no has to be automatic.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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don't just vote no, read them first.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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if you think about it 9?
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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you should just stop now
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Hell is just one sweet smile away.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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false front
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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ever notice...ever?
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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you got any more a them or just the one?
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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how do you spell that anyway?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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i just bought a bike, you?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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that burger thief guy must have high cholesterol, you?
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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salad is the enemy
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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eat more meat
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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losing sleep over it.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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come find me if we win.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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talk till you're blue in the face then add cyan.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i usually break my fast in the morning.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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i eat breakfast for breakfast, you.?
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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i break for the man.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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i coin phrases for breakfast .
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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score the quote not the quota.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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hell is a bad tshirt
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i aint Never seen no line draw.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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sometimes I score them before they finish loading.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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if you never ask they'll never know, never .
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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make it up as you go, the rest of us are.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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better living through pseudo science.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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walk me to hell
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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just pay me.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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recycle rehash rebate refund refurbish retire retreat remit re..,
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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just out for a walk ... you?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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how do ya stop this thing.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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how do ya stop this thing.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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pay pal per view
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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what's with guys and pillow fights?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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sleep overs and pillow fights.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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co breaker de
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Paris in springtime is cold.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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if it scares you wear it.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i can't believe I watched the whole thing.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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i i i swear
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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is that 3 automatic?
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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slalom farmer
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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auck word.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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trailblazers are just pyros with compass.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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i stole your best idea yesterday.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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about... my...tee....uhhh....?
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Dang..,,..'.......''''''.;;;:::::.
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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yah! WELL PRINT THIS.
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Video games rated "M" for mature. How ironic.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My little pwndy.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Don't laugh at your own jokes ,I'll decide if you're funny.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Skill saw / kill saw.
I'm not sayin I'm just sayin.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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NO NO skill set not skill saw.
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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People who say "get it" after a joke, don't generally g
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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Back chatter.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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I need more character ,I mean characters. Or do I.
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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"I don't agree with you" doesn't mean, "YOU'RE WR
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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we're in the kaka now baby
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Cute is not a skill
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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They should put that legal terms thing on voter ballots.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Any body ever read the legal terms on any thing.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Sex is over rated, it's just sex after all.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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You have 32 characters remaining.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Whose idea was this anyway.?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Matrimoany
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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The space bar is not a character
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Spaces should not count.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Damn 65 characters.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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If you think about it, you're a step ahead of most people.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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The free exchange of ideas is ok as long it's the same as mine.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Down loadin on the down low
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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HELL NO sort of.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Hey I think somebody might be following me...oh it's you.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I remember when Faxing didn't sound dirty.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Facing is next
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Any Canadians on this thing.?
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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I'd follow you to Hell. Notice I said to.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Find your centre and you'll still need wingers.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Curling , the new Horse shoes.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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When going through Hell drink plenty of fluids.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Are you following me or are you Following me.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I have10,000,000 followers
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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People who need people may be canibals
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I got this shirt thing all sewn up.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm still looking for my angry fix.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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This is me not getting caught.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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This is my shirt .
Go make your own.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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This is my shirt . Get your own.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Just to be clear , Less is not More. It's just less.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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If it's between more or less. more.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Make more not war.
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Is your stove on?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Oh I bet that hurt
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Finally
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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just say no to punctuation
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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there are somethings you just cant do on key board
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Super computer? Can it make a sandwich? phh
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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...ustnotgetcaughtmustnotge...
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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+5
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Genderalization is wrong
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Do not say hello
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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So promising
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Ask me again in half an hour.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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no , your unique
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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in a word. HELL NO!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Oh there you are
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Sexting will make you go blind.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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If I had a nickel for every rejected slogan I could buy a shirt.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Sureism
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Harshis
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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Don't save the texts,
just don't.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Mammals are people to.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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NINE!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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The back says "BACK" , get it.... "BACK" .oh
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I have no idea but I can buy one.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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To coin a phrase ooooooooooo.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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In other words...,
@#!%^$.?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If you think about you'll probably just get caught.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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to elaborate....NO!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Allow me to illustrate.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I think sometimes I am.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Find a deeper , hole I can still see a bit of you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I think some times
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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That no vote must be be a bot.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Birds of a feather are boring
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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YES , I AM OVER REACTING, what about it.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Go away until you have more candy.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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NINE check it out.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Apparently second is last and first is first , who knew.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Is this on the front or the back? I forget.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Looking for
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Maybe your to young or just stupid
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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They call me Mr. 1 vote.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Run away and live to run another day.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The LONELY ranger was more like it.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Just give me your shirt
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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The lone yes voter
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'll look in to that = how the hell did you find out
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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buy a bag of cement
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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buy 2 pay for 2 ,no deal for you
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Repair your T
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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safe T
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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the T is silent
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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It's spelled they it's meant.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Mad hatter. Mad skills
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
JUST SHUT UP
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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had a good idea once. turned out to be some one elses
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Wanted: 1 single original thought.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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nothing matters but matter.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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admit it its cause i dont got the good grammer isnt it
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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its because i don't use caps or punctuation isnt it
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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your slogan was the best. It's all politics man.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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you can't handle the download
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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pole dancing vaulter cat
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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whooooooooopsy
sorry
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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back water slide
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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legal terms? what if I just promise
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Send a letter
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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What's the best saying ever on a garment.?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Quick , what's a snappy come back.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I am very tall.
Why aren't you.?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I got nuthin
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It's not what it looks like... unless your into it.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Drawing is over rated .
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If I could draw I wouldn't have to hang out in the slogan subs.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Lucky for me I can't draw what I'm thinking
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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You can't say that on T's
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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My avatar hates me
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Previously on this shirt.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Like egg salad in July.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Teach a man to fish and he better have a licence
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Annnnnnnd slow clap.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This is not a suit
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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And I'm out. Good night.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Go ahead Fold, Spindle, Mutilate go ahead.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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tip: fire is hot, you're welcome.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Thinking isn't for everyone.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Ever think of the perfect slogan but nobody likes it?
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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think about if.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I wish I could finish
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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writers write , readers think they write.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I wrote this. What did you write.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I wish fish could swim.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I stand behind these words or sit or lie down.
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Stay behind me this could get interesting.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Her by request
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Apparel art thank you.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Not with any boy
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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EVERYTHING & ALL YOUR STUFF TOO.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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I appreciate
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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spell chequer
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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some slipshod affair
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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sex a phone
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Hey , you are!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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My buddy got printed and all I got was this shirt.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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2b =|=.That's right, I went there, Oh yah.!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I stand before you... so there.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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prepare to do something or other I forget
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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dot @ pie school
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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printed but not forgotten
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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back space
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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back beacon
hark harold the angler sins
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Hearts don"t attack
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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part 3: @
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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dogs don't
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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skulls for peace
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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no more skulls
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm broke but not broken
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Love breaks out
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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love is like popcorn some times it brakes a tooth.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Think back then shut up
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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think back the shut up
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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why i ouhtta i don't know.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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alas poor Eldrick
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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paper planes are useless in carpentry
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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tree people?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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honk if you are a unicorn
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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be keeping
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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for best results be nice
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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we are very dangerous if not under const...never mind.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Yes is always the riskier option.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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no vs yes
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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why do you keep saying no
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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not good not funny
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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dj sir talks allot
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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why wrap paper?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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the joke is inside
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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felly belly
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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fat belly boys
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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etcetera, etcetera, and so on
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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nobody puts my libido etc, etc
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Strugglling
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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robot pencils
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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flat
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm so cool I hear in mono and see in photogravure
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Damn I wish I could italicize this.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I Love ice cream. I don't even LIKE you.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not listening to anything, I just don't want to talk...to you
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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of no fixed address
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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fix her upper
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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speaking of tongues
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I sew
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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chuck noir uses maltese nunchucks
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Who is this chuck morris?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Make nice, buy peace.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Front back side side
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Tip: Never order inmate apparel
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Peace through intimate apparel
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I will never go snorkeling again
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Snorkelopolis
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Ecru equals Magenta times Cobalt cobalt
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Despairs black dog of defeat has in me found a home
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I'm just not into "T" shirts
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Walk faster they're almos...never mind.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I borrowed for lent
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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reprint this
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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BoommooB
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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* [] required field
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Um, stupid stupid head that is just stupid.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you twitter they will follow or not.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The shirt off your back. aaaa pass.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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The shirt off his back
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I sold my porches for lent
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Pastiche is French for I have no new ideas.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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stand right walk left
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Die vergent
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Hue man being
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You man being
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I am being
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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There is nothing behind me but the past.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Don't turn around when you pass me.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Never ask a clown for a ride.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Beta male.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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This is not a graphic.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Can I protest against that.?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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bLAHbLAHblahbla..sorry did you say something?
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Caution full fontal displayed here
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I wish word balloons were real...@#%$
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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like a cop out of coffee
of 32 votes, 0% like it
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my other idea got printed
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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"..." just means you can't think of any thing witty.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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recycle , ride used bikes
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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printed by me with my own two hands
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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I usually dress better than this
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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stop reading t-shirts
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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my other friend is a car
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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you wont like my friends any better
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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my other friend is better
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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no skinny shirt
no skinny shoes
no skinny dip
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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this is not my lovely shirt
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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punch a zombie in the head today
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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smile ,You are not the problem.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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balloons are people too
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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disenfrenchfried you?
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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whats's
of 29 votes, 0% like it
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some of best friends are zombies
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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no love today
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Yes the space bar counts
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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65 is tougher than 140
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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140 about sums it up
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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THE 140
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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onehundredfourty
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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knitter 140 thread
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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I will draw you now.?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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what computers hear"1010101010101...
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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store bought
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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draw everything
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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sorry, i'm pretty tired right now
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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ta- dah!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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stuff never won anything
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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make plowshares for war
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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wereart
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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it's allright it's ok
that's just me thinking
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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break something see what happens
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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crap duster
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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things that are sharp
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Loren Groundstroller
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i understand, but you should probably put your pants back on
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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i swear you swear we all swear for justice
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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gang up on violence
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Peace be all up onya
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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idiot app
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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NOW JUST A DARN MINUTE
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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eyes like hogs fed bones and brain
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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life. say it in French and it's art
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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go ahead feel my pain
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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wearable ink
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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just a sec...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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tell me, i might listen
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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no bad art
only art i don't understand
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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spect aspect,
respect.
expect or
expect orate.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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typeism is wrong
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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only read the red words
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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type it they will ware it
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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word righter
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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type writer
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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choose type
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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buildings come buildings go architecture is forever
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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evil is its own reward
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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EvilE
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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rezerect
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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inhumanity is a big fish
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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found in perfect working oder
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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eat don't eat
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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CELLPHISH
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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BE THE CHANGE WISH TO PANHANDLE
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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PERFECT 0
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Ko Ko naughts
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Beware the fur eating man trees
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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inside I'm straight
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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flop sweat
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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placement
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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CAN SO!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Where have all the vampires gone.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Annnnnd scene.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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straight back and through
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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hat dancer
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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coulda bin there woulda done that
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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gum runner
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Do apes go bananas?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Quite simply no.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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redactid
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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look out way way out.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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equal and opposite retraction
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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bum bill bee
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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fee fi faux
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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faux mom
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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faux friend
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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What do you mean , You people.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Fresh tweets just keep getin harder to find
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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just another bad day under the gun waitin for the hammer to fall
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Hard top
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Stop walking through my shot
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Currently stealing this scene.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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flip side
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Staff pick
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I got a suit on my birthday.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Old code
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Me and space abhor vacuumes
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Hard hat required
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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deconstruction in progress hard hat required.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Opinions are easy, stands are hard.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Clothed in my opinions.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Love at first light
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Dictatoraide
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Go respect yourself
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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What the whip saw
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Consenting circles
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I see dead stars.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I was dreaming of some one taller.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Come on you can fantasize better than this.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Hurry harrrrrrd!
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Front row centre baby.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Hold still I'll be drawing you from memory later.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Brain is brain food.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Hot beer and cold pizza, just another day in Calgary.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Blood and doghnuts
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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Friends let friends pretend
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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kirk wore eye shadow
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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anatomy smasher
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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small matter
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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No seriously you don't matter.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Don't tweet the small stuff
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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paper rock pet
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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pauper and maumer
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Go ahead ,just go ahead but don't stop.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Geekdumb
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Pretense is over rated.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Why tweet?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Smut stains
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Fresh tweets just keep getting harder to find.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Fresh tweets are to find.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Speaking of words.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Speak words to me.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Harder than ya thought isn't it.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Fake the hard part.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Just pushin zeros and movin commas.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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When in doubt add more zeros.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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There's always enough ink.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Walkin with the accountants.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Middle passage
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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That's right, NO POCKET PROTECTOR.!YE HA!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Past tense but not forgotten.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Reprise me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Twenty twelve exchange
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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double dime
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Phlatt
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Big wordaphile.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I don't feel right.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Posit this.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Me and my hypotenuse.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Bad day yes.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I know a good thing when I feel it.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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EVERYTHINGTAKESTOOLONG!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Brother can you spare some thread.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I'm with reason.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Scumbag millionaires. Yeah, so.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Immediate and visceral response to any and all stimuli. Inquire
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'd rather bonbons than bon mots any day thank you.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Just say no to wit.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Inflateious
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Sleep sleeping.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Brother can you spare a monk.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I am a thing with a little knowledge.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Decisions are the bane of my existence.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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It's not how much you know it's how you use it.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I have a little knowledge.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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April showers..........PIG!
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Reading is fun
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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nerdlinger:
Dillingers cpa
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Slowgun:
Wild west add man.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Your website bytes.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The internet is really , really big.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Witty retort, witty retort wry smile.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Afrodizhyac
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I suffer from chronic.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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If you text it they will read it.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Headless horse whisperer?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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What happens on the internet stays on the internet.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Money looks stupid.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Look Ma really.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Money, looks, fish.?
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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You take the cake.
I'll take the money thanx.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Pet stones
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Groin master was the first choice.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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CONTROL & FREAK.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Teats are for Kids. goats you sicko.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Blue teeth
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Should one carry a candle
to a clandestine meeting.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Your password , not today.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Hold still I see your sweet spot.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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candy floss ha!
sugar and air more lies.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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chocolate is over rated and sex is underated
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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popsicles are over rated, just sugar water and lies
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Youtubetopsock.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Geometry is just another word for conformity.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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You are not pleased?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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@#$@*&^%_+)**&^"whatever"&(*^%#@%.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Not your best effort.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Free association Dues paid here.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Quilt maker, bread baker. Keep wallkin.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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When does the / begin.?
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Look it's like this, all this here it was yours.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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It's all mine peanut.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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OH eMbedded. I'll just get up then shall I?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Pork bellies have no future.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Flail against the buying of the farm.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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OH TOO CHE.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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ME ME ME ME ME
you.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The empty spaces between words count?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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When i was 3 i drew perfect circles, then I learned geometry.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Shakespeare wrote sitcoms.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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String theory is for guitars.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I used to draw people..., then I learned anatomy.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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.....boring even in morse code.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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-----morse code is hard when you cant spell.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Best out come , YOU PAY ME.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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First do no bad design.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Top Drawer.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Shut up and skate
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I will TRY to like you
that is all.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Love: add to dictionary
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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sinewation: add to dictionary
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Drawstrings... then erase them.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Love me love my pencil.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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NO LOVE ?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Hey who just keeps saying no?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Broke to the OG.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Give me what I ask for not what you promised.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Feel free to submit
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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standardize this
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I speak in code, when I speak to you.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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roller dudes and dudets got cake
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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say it with crullers
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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say it to the raygun
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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sir real
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Aint nothin a little blowin up won't fix
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Roast a little dove of peace. No peace when your hungry.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't throw glass stones
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Hey deer hunter seen Holden lately
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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That's right I want you to stare at me,but why?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'M READIN HERE I'M READIN.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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NO BIG WORDS
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Soulless bureaucracies are the marrow of spineless societies
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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create the stress
feed the fear
buy the book
they get rich
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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HIDDEN FROM SCOREING
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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GOD DAMN YOUR FILTHY LITTLE WARS.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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zombies,zombies,zombies oh bite me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Once upon a time, now not so much.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A Mohawk is not a hair cut or a gas station.google that.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If your watching my back I'm wining.See how that works.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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$$$ to doughnuts
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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UNITEDSTATESTESOFAMERICANSES
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Life is hard women are harder
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Fail safely?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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simpleton brandy
little donkey wine
poe barrel whiskey
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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silly mammal eggs are for dinosaurs
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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spare me your platypus
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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stupid people kill me,
no really there dangerous,really.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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pretendtocarepretedtocarepretendtocarepreten...crap.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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DO I have your attention?
how bout now
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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BE MOST EXTANT
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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GOD of were
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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DISABLE SAFE FILTER TO VIEW
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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BLANK WHITE T
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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all hail the blank white tee
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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tweet hart
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Just bale.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Bailing out.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Adding more zeros wont make it better.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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2008 , interesting.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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TRANSMISSION ENDs
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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get your bonus for nothin and your bailouts for free
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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i'm so rich i'm broke
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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get thee behind me
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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i'm so deep i only wear blank white tees
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Face monitor
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Fearosphere
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Ah... the acid rain of youth.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Simply mansterous.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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PICK UP YOUR HEART YOUR HEAD AND YOUR HANDS AND ROLL ON!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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ever notice?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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saying great segue after a segue makes for a bad segue.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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KOOL-AID IS JUST COLOURED SUGAR WATER?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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is the center holding?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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will dress for dinner
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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submitsubmitsubmit...hen submit again.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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fearalicious
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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hey kid never try to judge a judger
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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never judge a judge by his robes
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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why do they call it higher education?...oh.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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i left my heart in film noir
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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remember big black type writers and film noir
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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don't be a typesetter be a writer.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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who thinks this stuff up anyway?"
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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this is ME, this is you. any questions?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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a good idea is harder to find than an honest executive
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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collage is easy,
good design is hard
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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drink all the colourful sugar water they let you
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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stand a little to the left, always.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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helvetica is gutless
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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just said no
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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if you think
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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how green is green
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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never judge a hero by his costume
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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moremen
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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self punctulaized
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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real drawers non't cut and paste
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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just say no to caps
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a drawer
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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spin the cradle
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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design , print , get famous, simple.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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spit up straight
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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what's your avatar
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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0@loser.cant
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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quantum computing,
yesnoonezero
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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hypotized
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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taped out
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I feel your change
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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2009 bring it on
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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V neck
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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cash for sale cheap
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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gloomsterism
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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subprimeordialised
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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subprimeordialisation.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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free your T
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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rebates take longer
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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the person wearing shirt is simple
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Pile on, it's all we have left.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Pile on, it\'s all we have left.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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it wasn't my idea
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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the faster you run the longer this will take
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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C I eh
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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no shoes
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Scare crow is the
OZ, original zombie.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Does this shirt make me look like you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Don't look behind you when you pass me.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When suspending disbelief use a tight rope.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If you stab me in the back you better use a long knife.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm relly , really smart, what?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I know where your eyes are, do you know where your neck line is.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I'm staring at the design, it's what I do.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Life is easy , living is hard.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Life is easy , living is hard.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If You draw it I might wear it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I say whatever I want...under my breath, behind your back.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Damn life is hard.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Blah, blah, blah,
ENTER
Blah , blah, blah...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Just makin up slogans.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Satan vomits cotton candy bunnies.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The faster you talk the less I hear.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Walk fast ,talk loud,look angry they'll think your busy.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Golden calf my ass.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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AW, come on!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Satan is my hall monitor.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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i blog in lower case cause i'm cool
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Must be me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Bite you?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Step 1: GO AWAY!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Yes we caned.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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IT'S JUST NOT SAFE!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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They call me "Mr President OBAMA."
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Here is seated the decrepit heart of love.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The beacon of youth is the pilot light of old age.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Youth is the marker of old age.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Say anything enough times it sounds weird.
"MELTDOWN"
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Really?
The economy?
Really?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Think like a rain drop.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Fear is the engine of
the new economy
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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When life gives you lemons make tequila shooters.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Lost: one happily ever after.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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When life gives you a girlfriend...
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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"Maybe if you learned to play guitar". she said
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Of idiots and bigots, I choose thee.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Ah the clot thickens.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I laughed so hard it got weird.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Where do all the stock vector birds come from?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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life is like cold butter on fresh bread.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Stability is warm toast.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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This a fronting.
of 41 votes, 0% like it
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Do we amuse you?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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jUST BUY IT.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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i AM NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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YES , I AM WASTING YOUR TIME.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Will vote for Money.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Step 1: Think ...... Step 2: Act
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I am the Democratieist.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have good luck.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Live long and phosphorus.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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It's all just so saddening.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Work your butt off and you'll have no butt.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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this way.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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send messages
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Hey a person could
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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I eat Democracy for breakfast.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Dude , you design like a girl.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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You are who you thought you were.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Either your on the bus or your under the bus.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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One can't help everyOne, but everyOne can help ONE.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Lead, follow, or get off my cloud.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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SELF TAUT
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Self taught know it all.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Beware fire bunnies
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Will Breakfast for food.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Found a pen , made this shirt. Awesome eh.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Shhhh, all will be welly.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Submit here for refusal.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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BUSH OWES ME MONEY!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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CHALK FULL O CRAP.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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FOOD IS PEOPLE FUEL . COME ON!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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STOP WASTING FOOD ,EAT OIL.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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No way but the hard way.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Never did learn my lesson. You?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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If you can read this you were not born here.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I eat _________for breakfast.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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FREE for a nominal fee.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Say yes to your self every day.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Yes that's a screenplay in my pocket.
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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Let's pretend I'm a hunter,...comfy?
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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Everytime you look away I vanish.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Please refer to packing instructions.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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For industrial use only
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I used to ride , then I got a job
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Must act normalish
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Party like some hasbeen rock star
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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MOOOOVE!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Walking and chewing gum,eh, eh .
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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I GOT YER LOGO RIGHT HERE BABY!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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HERE IS NO LOGO
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I WILL NOT KILL.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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mUSt nOt KIll
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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must not do bad thing.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Heinous,beastly,vulgar true.
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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It's all about the body count.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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It's not a neurosis it's a super power.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I am de Freakin bong.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Have we meat?
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I heart ache.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You won't like me and I won't care.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Dare to be fair.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Get thee behind the eight ball.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I AM the freakin band.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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PURE GOLD BABY!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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NOT RIGHT NOW!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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"Shirt" ,said Pants. "It's a pants thing".
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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Now is the time for something or other.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Blahhhg, blahhhg, blahhhg...
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Spells like Miss Teen USA
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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Oh ,and you also smell.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Stressen to the oldies.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Must not die broke.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Trowfee wIf
of 40 votes, 0% like it
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Freedom of ri'lijun.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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THE BUCK STOMPS HERE.
of 40 votes, 0% like it
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iimlmg
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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I wish "O" read poetry.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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I feel like Sampson with a comb over.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I've been miscast.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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All you really need is greed
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I wish I was gay so I could score chicks.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Give me some money and I will do good, no seriously.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I said touche .,not touch.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Save time , ask.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Do not follow, stay back 10 feet.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Thought you were with stupid.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Understand this, you will lose.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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They can't sell it if we don't buy it.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Will wear slogans for food.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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We are the need.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I am play slow pitch, you?
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I went to Japan and came back ...A-Man.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I had a better idea, but I forget.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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RATE THIS!!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Hummer and Thong...meet the new Russia.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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You CAN run and you CAN hide.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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The second best idea ever.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Dirty T'shirt
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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My T'shirt company.
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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This is my serious side.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Flat out good.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Preparation is the sire of chance.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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OHMAMA.08
of 42 votes, 0% like it
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Please wait to be seated. Thank you
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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High brow just means your old and bald.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Act like a man, invade some one.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The difference between propaganda and advertising is the medium.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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The difference between art and vandalism is intent.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Think more, talk less.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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I eat world peace for breakfast.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Add to cart.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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G-eunuch.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Please remain sedated
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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You only get one chance at a last impression.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Zero to sixty in sixty years.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Place thought here.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Tin bunnies have hearts of gold but souls of steel.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Something stupid this way comes.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Tension bunny.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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I know why the caged bird sings....it's cause it's hammer time.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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RED WIRE ,BLUE WIRE ,WHAT EVER.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Forever out of order.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Homelessness, the ultimate green.
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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casual tee of love
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Make mine toast.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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Look ma no brains.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Homeless 2007. Participant
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Nice shirt, shame about the face.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Me@you.com
of 64 votes, 11% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, they make a policy board.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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I never know what to say when people die.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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I am the better half.
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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Just add the word Empowerment, and you'll get away with it.
of 76 votes, 12% like it
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"A" list celebrity, "B" list actor.
of 76 votes, 12% like it
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I left my heart in some damn disco.
of 74 votes, 24% like it
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Sex is death on steroids.
of 73 votes, 10% like it
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Toes are weird looking.
of 73 votes, 10% like it
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Life is hard then you die.
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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Read the book.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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I break my joy into little bits ,easier to swollow.
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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Let me be your anti drug.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Secret CIA prisons?,really, nooooo.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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from far away they look like little angels
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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The conspiracy will be televised.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I am your conspiracy.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Former world number 1.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Truth is the whore of Fiction.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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But I'm an American .
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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It's all about the schadenfreude baby, the schadenfreude.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, I'm him.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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NEW WORLD ORDERED
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Oh and another thing , you're wrong.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Emotional baggage check.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Bin Laden has cooties.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Life ,it happens, deal.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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poverty sucks.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Honorary member of EVIL GRANNIES inc.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Don't worry I'm happy.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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How's your hand?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Local celbrity
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I've got pants older than you.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Still nude.
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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You have just enough freedom to be of no threat.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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That's not what I mean.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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monosexual
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'm tougher than you.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Bush for President,...oh,......nevermind.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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My space?
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Don't make me come over there
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Terroist Shmerrorist ,bite me.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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You won't believe what comes next...
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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wrestling is fake?
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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In case of fight: Break up
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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KILLING TIME!!...inflection matters
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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guns don't kill people...love kills people
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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good guys never finish
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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teedium
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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what do you people want?
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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serious but stable
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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and then he says
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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dumb as hell and twice as hot
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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