hyacinthgrl
aka is 33.43 years old, has been a member since June 17, 2008, has scored 715 submissions, giving an average score of 1.79, helping 1 designs get printed.
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no one is impressed by your Hummer
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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Saturday morning cartoons guide most of my social interactions
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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My first language is pig latin
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Windmills, shoes and dams? The Dutch are up to something.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I judge you when you LOL
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Prevenge is a dish best served yesterday
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Grammar and punctuation are my homies
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Yeah, I've done a math problem for fun. Wanna fight about it?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Apostrophes own everything
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Papayas are deeply philosophical
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Cupcakes mean not having to share
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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You would recognize me if I were wearing my cape
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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Blue is for boys. Red is for Girls. Purple is for awesome
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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There's not a word for it in English
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Modern art is often arguably neither
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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Mix Tapes will never die
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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My goldfish lived a life of quiet despair
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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My art is less pretentious than yours
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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I was given unrealistic expectations about hoverboards
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I hire illegal muppet labor
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Post-Modernism is so Pre-Now
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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I judge you by the words you misspell
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Cows: They've reached the Tipping Point.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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I'm crying on the inside. That's why I swallowed the tissue.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Metaphors are the frosting of my literary cakes
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Vengeful pigeons are judging you
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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not all linguists are cunning
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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If I die, avenge me
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
4 Square is not 4 Squares
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Apostrophes cry when you abuse them
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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cheese it, the feds!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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eni-vay, idi-vay, ici-vay
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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First Place: Pie Eating Contest to Fight Hunger
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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forgive me, I have sinned. I punched a bunny rabbit in the face
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Hemingway got most of his story ideas from me
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Hungry? Try food
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I also play chess
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I am not paparazzi
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I crossed the Rubicon. But I left lights on and had to go back.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I have just one thing to say: Huzzah
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I hunt Mome Raths
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I make forts out of couch cushions
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I spin records in the shower
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I stole a candy bar once.... also, a car
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I will spike your 4 square corner
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I'll do what I must
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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If I really love you, I'll copy-edit your home page
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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If it's in a museum, how do you know if it's graffiti?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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If my heart explodes, the birds will carry me away
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Ketchup is the people's condiment
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Let's gerrymander for Jesus!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Let's go sit under the Tumtum Tree
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Looking at art makes your legs tired
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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My band totally rocked your local municipality last night
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My favorite kind of sauce is awesomesauce
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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my tastes are eclectic actually
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Over here... I found a shortcut to your happy place
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Philosophy of Awesome
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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pigeons must be stopped
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pimping is honest trade
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Please don't google me later
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Shatner is the poor man's Heston
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Slippery slopes are the most fun kind
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Tetherball Champion: 1987
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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There are no innocent bystanders in the culture wars
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Verbs beat up helpless Nouns
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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you shred it, wheat
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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