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platypus-carnival
platypus-carnival aka brian is a boy, has been a member since June 11, 2008, has scored 1,932 submissions, giving an average score of 1.78, helping 12 designs get printed.
stupid is as stupid do
of 17 votes, 6% like it
stupid does
of 18 votes, 6% like it
I'm up to my armpits in overals
of 17 votes, 6% like it
I'm up to here in granny panties
of 16 votes, 25% like it
I've had it up to here with mom jeans
of 15 votes, 27% like it
apocalypse schmocalypse
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Find it within, or go without.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
We're all the same on the inside. Bloody.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
Beauty is fleeting, but stupid is forever.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
I have a Latte to be thankful for.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Sausage ... you broke my heart.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Thou shall not air thy dirty laundry on facebook.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Kid-tested mother-approved.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
If it wasn't for you meddling kids...
of 19 votes, 16% like it
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
professional crastinator.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
and so it begins ...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
The truth will set you free, but first it will p*** you off!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
help wanted. inquire within.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Who's up for some Shenanigans?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(o) < nipples > (0)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
alcoholic schmalcoholic
of 20 votes, 10% like it
ALL YOUR DIGITS ARE BELONG TO US!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
ALL YOUR PHONE NUMBER ARE BELONG TO US!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
ALL YOUR STATUS ARE BELONG TO US!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
ALL YOUR TWEETS ARE BELONG TO US!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Bacon ... you're breaking my heart.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
bogus slogan
of 19 votes, 5% like it
bogus-slogan
of 19 votes, 5% like it
enjoys long walks on the beach followed by some shenanigans.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Find it within, or be without.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
gainfully employed
of 22 votes, 9% like it
gave at the office.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
H*O*U*S*E
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Head. Pants. Now!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Here's my beard. Ain't it weird?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Hey You! Got that something?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I got nothin".
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I have a funny story about your mom.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
I have a funny story.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I have mad coffee makin' skillz!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I'm with JC.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If it's a dry heat then why is my crack so wet?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
intestinally distressed
of 19 votes, 11% like it
it hurts when I do this!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
like zoinks scoob
of 17 votes, 6% like it
M*O*S*T
of 24 votes, 4% like it
SEATTLE ... but it's a dry rain.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
SEATTLE ... but it's a dry rain.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
See ... the thing is ...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Seriously ... who left the quarter donut in the breakroom?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
spirits go up when pants go down.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
When does the new season of LOST start?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
Wonder Twin Powers ... Activate! Form of ... a bucket of water?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Wonder Twin Powers ... Activate!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Your momma is ... so nice and well respected.
of 22 votes, 14% like it

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