I'm like, articulate, and stuff.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
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If you put me on the spot, I'll probably fall off.
of 45 votes, 53% like it
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I've got 5 dollars that says I don't have a gambling problem.
of 70 votes, 60% like it
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I sometimes lose my train of cherry is my favorite flavor.
of 83 votes, 75% like it
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I prefer my groove thing shaken, not stirred.
of 69 votes, 54% like it
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I bet I'm less competitive than you.
of 82 votes, 62% like it
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I hardly never use double negatives.
of 71 votes, 51% like it
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A vampire's work is all in vein.
of 73 votes, 60% like it
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Penthouse living is suite.
of 63 votes, 57% like it
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People say that I'm oblivious, but I just don't get it.
of 93 votes, 60% like it
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A spitting image would require a lot of saliva.
of 124 votes, 68% like it
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I used to hate parades, but now I'm on the band wagon.
of 101 votes, 59% like it
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One day, I will have an editor. Mark my words.
of 126 votes, 67% like it
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You know what really gets my goat?
Wolves.
of 123 votes, 74% like it
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Am I masochistic? Beats me.
of 91 votes, 53% like it
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Using double negatives is a no-no
of 110 votes, 68% like it
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If I am dancing, you can assume that I've been drinking.
of 100 votes, 63% like it
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Beavers give a dam.
of 92 votes, 50% like it
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Is it just me, or does "tickle your fancy" sound dirty?
of 90 votes, 42% like it
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"If the shoe fits, wear it" is really unsanitary advice
of 81 votes, 47% like it
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Put your best foot forward. Now, shake it all about.
of 103 votes, 63% like it
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I wanted to be a stripper, but I couldn't pull it off.
of 109 votes, 59% like it
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Running with scissors helps you cut through crowds
of 137 votes, 78% like it
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Ketchup really isn't all that fancy.
of 88 votes, 42% like it
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Ask me about my extreme fear of strangers
of 95 votes, 59% like it
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Subliminal messages are (give me money) overrated.
of 94 votes, 49% like it
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Change makes cents.
of 98 votes, 59% like it
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You snooze, you lose...unless you're a competitive sleeper.
of 108 votes, 57% like it
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Ballet keeps you on your toes
of 108 votes, 46% like it
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