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QquegChristian
aka Christian Stella is a 24.92 year old boy, has been a member since June 10, 2008, has scored 500 submissions, giving an average score of 2.44.
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Humpbacks and sperm whales; done with all the mockery.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If this shirt is covered in hair, it's time to vacuum my cat.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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There are 86,400 seconds in a day. Oh, and you're balding.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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A School Bus is neither a School or a Bus. Oh wait.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Save the planet. Ride a dolphin to work. (If you work at sea.)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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When the sun explodes, you'll know where to find nothing.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Soup Du Jour is me and you and a noodle or two.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Take a walk with me. I'll tell you what's wrong with your style.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm SILLY with RAGE.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I punch sharks!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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TERADACTALS - always last place in the dinosaur spelling bee.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If I smell like Salmon, I'm probably a bear.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Cosmonauts park their rockets in our space.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Your doctor told me ALL about it.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Pluto doesn't think you are a planet either
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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I invented the chicken sandwich. It's a sex position.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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optimistic optometrists' glasses are half on your face
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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GHOST POOP: Invisible until you step in it
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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The best way to kill a cockroach is to eat pie in front of it.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Every three seconds someone, somewhere, is eating a moustache.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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IDEA FOR A MOVIE: ham, muenster... I wrote my sandwich idea again
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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HONEY: flowers, nectar and bees puking into other bees mouths.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I FART IN ELEVATORS, AIRPLANES, MRI MACHINES AND COFFINS
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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DON'T LET SPACE ANTS RUIN YOUR SPACE PICNIC, don't go to space.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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STOP OWLS : 1. They eat kittens. 2. They have no neck.
of 43 votes, 49% like it
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TODAY IS ONLY YESTERDAY TOMORROW
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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VOTE TWICE FOR BETTER VOTE COUNTING
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I always choose the revolving door.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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My Name is Tom Hanks
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
ASK ME TO DO A CARD TRICK. Also, ask yourself to care.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Danny DeVito vs. The Licorice Phantoms of Neptune! Be there!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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High Fructose Corn Syrup is made of PEOPLE!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I INVENTED BRAGGING
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I own at least one t-shirt.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I SHOT A GIRL SCOUT... COOKIE... A HUNGRY GLANCE
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I still tell Your Mama jokes. Just ask YOUR MAMA
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I WUV KITTY CATS and running over turtles
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm going to outlive you.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Keep the forests green! Puke in them.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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LITTLE KNOWN FACT: I do not wash my hands.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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My dog spit in your genetics.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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NO, I did not invent the VCR, but I can see why you'd think that.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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PIZZA - a taco lover's dream!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Pluto doesn't think you're a planet either.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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Ponce De Leon shoulda looked in my DNA.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Today is National THIS SHIRT day!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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You forgot to put PLUMS on your shopping list.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/751281/QquegChristian
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I used to be fat. Then I used to be on television. Then I used to be a paid writer. Then I used to be a waiter. No, now I'm still a waiter. Damn.
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