where's YOUR song, woman?

I hadn't heard that song in YEARS!

it's my ringtone, baby! you should hang out with me more often

Even though I think Isaac Hayes (RIP) turned out to be a tool..........................

too drunk to f*ck!

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song.

On second thought:

maybe this:


or this:


or this:


or this:


lololol

hahaha is too drunk to fuck a real song? SHOW ME

An irish jig. I just want to dance. I want to RIVER dance.

nevermind

THIS ONE!

*downloads immediately*

but "too drunk to f*ck" is my first choice!

on the Jonathon Ross show

also,

I would want to go on CONAN or ELLEN!

HAHAHA sj!!!

malcom that would be the greatest. i want to electric slide onto the stage but the audience would have to do it with me

Any of the intros to the characters of Bod.

or the Fraggle Rock theme

DANG i think you'll need a pimp hat and a cane to go with that bod intro

I'd like to be on Conan, Ellen, or The Daily Show.
For a fun interview, I'd like to be on Colbert, one of those shows that seem to have a demographic of Martha Stewart fans, like Good Morning America.
But my number one priority talk show would have to be SGC2C. Hands down.

I don't really know what song, though. Maybe:
- The A-Team theme song.
- The Stooges - Search & Destroy or I Wanna Be Your Dog
- Blondie - Call Me
- Crystal Castles - Crimewave
- Supernova - Chewbacca
- Pavement - Cut Your Hair
- The Smiths - This Charming Man
- or any Pixies song or Bob Marley song

Can I pick the A-Team theme song on your behalf? YES I totally forgot about Colbert!!!

I wish this old guy had his own talk show

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The A-Team theme song is open game.
And yes! Chappelle seems like such a level dude to talk to. His comedy is so good. And I remember seeing this show called Iconoclasts where they pair up two icons of different areas and let them hang out for a day. He was with Maya Angelou and it was really awesome. And his Block Party movie was awesome too.

Dave Chappelle and Maya Angelou!! I need to see that!

His (real) interview on Inside The Actors Studio was probably one of the best I've ever seen. I wish youtube didn't remove half of it :(

I've been meaning to see his Actors Studio interview. Like to the point where I was gonna go out and buy it. I just might do that now.

just because the beginning

maltz ILOVETHATSONG!

here ya go mike! parts 1, 4 and 8 got baleted but the rest is up at least.

"dream lover" by mariah carey.

I'd be on the arsenio hall show.

I totally read the title of this blog as "If you were a ghost on a late night talk show."

In which case, I would haunt the fuck out of Jimmy Fallon.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pear, imma TiVo the hell outta that

That Chappelle vid is great!
I'm definitely picking that up now.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon would probably be a lot of fun to be on

DANCE by Justice or It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp by Academy Award winners Three6Mafia

the only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a preacher man









only cos it was the first song to come to my head

And I'd take my sweet ass time to get to the host...

Letterman: Welcome
Me: than...
Letterman: and that's all we have time for..

on second thoughts...