Profile for mz. kat-ii - Jebblog II: Jebwrath

mz. kat-ii aka Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon! has been a member since June 7, 2008, has scored 2272 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03.

URL: http://www.ye-olde-engrish.blogspot.com
AIM: http://i-kate-you.tumblr.com/

Sep 20 '09 by mz. kat-ii

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Jebblog II: Jebwrath

Auto-response: fabulousmzkatii is away (5:38:40 PM)
"I see him!" "The suspect?" "No, my beautiful horse Charlemange. Charlemange! Go back to the stable!"

FAKE CANADIAN AY (5:39:08 PM): also wtf is that quote
FAKE CANADIAN AY (5:39:12 PM): is that saddleclub?
FAKE CANADIAN AY (5:39:23 PM): my opinion of you is dramatically lowered

Aziz Ansari is basically my hero right now. Everyone needs to go watch the RAAAAAAAANDY documentary from Funny People (which is better than the actual movie)

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Jebbie on Sep 20 '09 at 2:51am

is this where you post all my comments from when i get pissy or angry?

this will be my favourite blog. i will come in here to laugh at all the dumb people who i get angry at

mz. kat-ii on Sep 20 '09 at 2:53am

ahaha it is now!

canceromega on Sep 20 '09 at 2:55am

I have the biggest crush on Aziz. Jeeeez.

mz. kat-ii on Sep 20 '09 at 3:05am

ME TOOOO! I even watch Parks and Recreation just to get my Aziz fix

canceromega on Sep 20 '09 at 3:07am

omgz, me too. Even if it is a terrible, terrible show. Tom Haverford makes it all the better.

Daniel San on Sep 20 '09 at 3:16am

Marry me Lisa.

mz. kat-ii on Sep 20 '09 at 3:19am

This season is KINDA improving though. Kinda. I loved his sleazyness with that news anchor on Pawnee Today hehe

spacesick 2 on Sep 20 '09 at 3:48am

what a stupid name. ANSARI!

spacesick 2 on Sep 20 '09 at 3:50am

mz. kat-ii on Sep 20 '09 at 4:00am

omg how did i forget he was on that show! lend me your dvds NOW

spacesick 2 on Sep 20 '09 at 4:09am

my girlfriend borrowed them

mz. kat-ii on Sep 20 '09 at 4:12am

what a bitch!

jublin on Sep 20 '09 at 4:12am

miss kate is not allowed to watch this until she sees Point Break

spacesick 2 on Sep 20 '09 at 5:14am

I lied I ain't got no girlfriend. :( take em all PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Jebbie on Sep 20 '09 at 8:26am

I should get riled up about something so you have more things to quote in here :p

mz. kat-ii on Sep 21 '09 at 8:06am

*snatches discs* harrumph :(

more jebwrath

Jebbie on Sep 21 '09 at 8:03am
yo bitch who said anything about being friends :/

mz. kat-ii on Sep 21 '09 at 8:07am

but i wanna watch the video nowwwwwwwww!!

Jebbie on Sep 21 '09 at 8:30am

that was me meant to be joking :( awwwwwwww shit if you can't tell the difference, no one else has any hope

squatterjohn on Sep 21 '09 at 8:33am

I could tell. I'm getting better at it.

mz. kat-ii on Sep 21 '09 at 8:36am

Jebwrath includes jebjokes. Spl'uh!

mz. kat-ii on Sep 21 '09 at 9:40am

FAKE CANADIAN AY (12:37:57 AM): WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT SOCIETY
FAKE CANADIAN AY (12:38:42 AM): WHY CANT I BE A GAY MALE

Anouk_ on Sep 21 '09 at 9:42am

Please help me out!
Check out my survey for designing your own products on http://www.thesistools.com/?qid=88541&ln=eng .

Thanks for helping me out!!

squatterjohn on Sep 21 '09 at 9:43am

lolspam

taz-pie on Sep 22 '09 at 7:59am

i read that spam as this is stools.

squatterjohn on Sep 22 '09 at 8:46am

I read it like these is tools. Like the bad grammar version of these are tools, where these refers to these spammers.

Jebbie on Sep 22 '09 at 8:47am

i read it as

thesis stools

mz. kat-ii on Sep 22 '09 at 1:16pm

Jebbie on Sep 21 '09 at 6:54pm
pretty much anyone you meet is less cool than you think

keep that jebwrath comin!

Jebbie on Sep 23 '09 at 7:01am

fabulousmzkatii (9:59:41 PM): jebbie
fabulousmzkatii (9:59:43 PM): dont
fabulousmzkatii (9:59:43 PM): be
fabulousmzkatii (9:59:45 PM): stupid
fabulousmzkatii (9:59:46 PM): in
fabulousmzkatii (9:59:47 PM): the
fabulousmzkatii (9:59:47 PM): head

in her defence i deserved it

mz. kat-ii on Sep 23 '09 at 7:50am

HEY this isnt a kat-ii blog! but yeah you totally deserved it.

Jebbie on Sep 23 '09 at 7:55am

jaywalkergraphics on Sep 23 '09 at 8:03am

"Faster, man! Faster!"
"We can only go up or down. There's no fast."

LOLFOREVERANDEVER.

Jebbie on Sep 23 '09 at 10:01pm

woah whut

mike bautista on Sep 23 '09 at 10:11pm

Raaaaaaaandy!

I saw his Randy bit on a Comedy Central special. So hilarious.
I love Aziz.

mz. kat-ii on Sep 24 '09 at 11:10am

Jebbie on Sep 24 '09 at 11:07am
pretty sure i never saw you use them before. and pretty sure you should get some of your own lines, girl.

thats about........a 6 out of 10 on the jebwrath scale. things are heating up!

mz. kat-ii on Sep 24 '09 at 11:12am

OMGGGG i didnt even see the Aziz love in here! :D Mike i neeeed to see that! Actually I wanna see his live stand up. I still haven't been to a comedy show yet :'(

Jay i knew you'd appreciate that hehehe

Jebbie on Sep 24 '09 at 11:19am

i have grown a fondness for this blog

3 days later

mz. kat-ii on Sep 28 '09 at 5:01am

Jebbie on Sep 28 '09 at 4:57am
sj, when you say shit like that. i really want to hurt you badly.

seriously.

Jebbie on Sep 28 '09 at 5:06am

whenever i see this blog pop up i wonder if i have overstepped the mark.
and then i read what i said and it makes me laugh.

do i have a heart?

yes//no//maybe

mz. kat-ii on Sep 28 '09 at 5:06am

Jebbie on Sep 28 '09 at 5:03am
it's just you were being a little barftastic with that sappiness there sj.

even if i was ridiculously in love with someone if anyone said that, i think it would have a massive effect on my upchuck reflex..

mz. kat-ii on Sep 28 '09 at 5:08am

jebbie i love how you're always 2 seconds away from gouging someones eyes out with an icecream scoop

squatterjohn on Sep 28 '09 at 5:14am

Jebbie on Sep 28 '09 at 5:06am

do i have a heart?

~~yes~~//no//~~maybe~~

Jebbie on Sep 28 '09 at 5:18am

oh man sj makes me laugh so hard

squatterjohn on Sep 28 '09 at 5:20am

I can't stay mad at you.

Jebbie on Sep 28 '09 at 5:26am

that is not a mutual feeling

squatterjohn on Sep 28 '09 at 5:36am

I give up again.