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thelastmagician aka trent is a 19.32 year old boy, has been a member since June 6, 2008, has scored 148 submissions, giving an average score of 4.66.
URL: http://www.youtube.com/thelastmagician
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  Aug 04 '09 by thelastmagician        17 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I just had a near death experience.
HOLY FUCK
so i was just riding in my car down the street and i stop at a four way stoplight. i get the green light to go and i start to turn left, but THEN, this DOUCHEBAG runs a FREAKING red light and ALMOST HITS ME!!!!

Luckily i stopped immediately, and he swerved to the right.
GAAAAAWWWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

I could've died!!! HE could've died!!! WE BOTH COULD'VE DIED!!! Right after that i suddenly felt very cold, like death's hand was right on my shoulder...
I don't think i'll sleep tonight....

mike bautista
mike bautista on Aug 04 '09 at 11:29pm
If Death's hand really was right on your shoulder, you'd be dead.
mgill52
mgill52 on Aug 04 '09 at 11:31pm
If Death's hand really was right on your shoulder, you'd be dead.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I almost ran a red light yesterday. I was distracted by a Wendy's. True Story
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Aug 04 '09 at 11:32pm
Nothing like a near death experience to make you feel alive
maddingo
maddingo on Aug 04 '09 at 11:32pm
sorry about that my bad...didn't see the light change =p

indeed death don't miss if y'all was in it's presence you'd be dead.
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Aug 04 '09 at 11:32pm
Something very similar happened to me a few months ago except that we were both going straight and he was coming from my left. Idiots
fluxxie
fluxxie on Aug 04 '09 at 11:34pm

Many years ago, I received a bicycle for my birthday. So, later that day, I was riding it around town, feeling like a hardass. I rode past a grocery store, and this hot blonde was walking to her car. I stole a glance at her and then noticed a man (assuming it was her husband/bf) sitting in the car she was walking to. Of course, I had to stare him down.

Then I ran into a stop sign and broke the gearshift on my bike.

true story
fluxxie
fluxxie on Aug 04 '09 at 11:36pm
blood was everywhere
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Aug 04 '09 at 11:36pm
I know i run to the computer and tell my closest e-friends about things like this when they happen. It makes me feel closer to people, like they're hugging me from the inside of my computer screen.
thelastmagician
thelastmagician on Aug 04 '09 at 11:37pm
lol, that sucks.
thelastmagician
thelastmagician on Aug 04 '09 at 11:38pm
yeah, me too.
thelastmagician
thelastmagician on Aug 04 '09 at 11:38pm
i meant that sucks to fluxxie's story.
fluxxie
fluxxie on Aug 04 '09 at 11:39pm
WE ALL CAN'T RELY ON FRIENDS IN THE REAL WORLD
thelastmagician
thelastmagician on Aug 04 '09 at 11:40pm
no, no we can not.

down with friends!
mgill52
mgill52 on Aug 05 '09 at 12:20am
one time i was 11 and i was riding my bike in my cul-de-sac and this lady who was at my neighbors backed out of their driveway really fast and without looking and hit me. She got out and started yelling at me because she thought I scratched her expensive car. Meanwhile I was all scraped up and ran inside crying.
thelastmagician
thelastmagician on Aug 05 '09 at 6:31pm
wow, what a bitch!
westicles
westicles on Aug 05 '09 at 6:34pm
Now everyone who was in your car and the cars behind you will start dying mysteriously.
thelastmagician
thelastmagician on Aug 05 '09 at 6:35pm
lol, i hope i don't die!
i wanna be in the sequel!
:D
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I am 18 years old and I love art. I particularly love animation, which is what I want to do for a career. That or comics. I still have trouble deciding between the two...
Anyways, I also love music (I play the trumpet and the guitar,) and also video games, though i usually suck at most of them.
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