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Jembrmstr aka Jacob is a 27.14 year old boy, has been a member since June 3, 2008, has scored 4,215 submissions, giving an average score of 2.19, helping 41 designs get printed.

Jun 25 '08 by Jembrmstr
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Stolen.

what is the biggest/ most expensive thing you have ever stolen?
were you caught?

mine would be a jeep cherokee
never caught.

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loopyom on Jun 25 '08 at 4:52pm

candy bar..... JEEP CHEROKEE!? seriously?

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 4:53pm

yeah it was crazy. chopped up and sent to the junk yard after getting the parts needed

loopyom on Jun 25 '08 at 4:54pm

oh. Well the candy bar didn't taste as good as I thought it would.. I think it was the guilt

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 4:55pm

free stuff always tastes better.

loopyom on Jun 25 '08 at 4:57pm

True. I've eaten other candy stolen by someone else, it was tasty. There was too much guilt in my stolen candy.

juliejeremiah on Jun 25 '08 at 4:58pm

That's the opposite of victimless crime.

martiandrivein on Jun 25 '08 at 4:58pm

that is not a good thing.

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 4:59pm

understandable. but the victim didnt care.

juliejeremiah on Jun 25 '08 at 5:01pm

I stole a lawn gnome once....and a fresh oil sign....and a mini-pitcher from a bar.

ekaj47 on Jun 25 '08 at 5:02pm

someone elses girlfriend - never got caught - i didnt keep her

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 5:02pm

all things that im sure were put to good use.

i stole a no dumping sign too. i put it oin my bathroom. actualy had people ask me if they could poo in it.

canceromega on Jun 25 '08 at 5:02pm

I accidentally stole a box of Cocoa Puffs when I was three because I held it the entire time my mother and I were in the store, and she forgot to take it out of my hands when she was checking out.

ekaj47 on Jun 25 '08 at 5:04pm

i dont consider taking things from restaurants or bars stealing - its more like a gift for putting up with shitty service

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 5:05pm

yeah its a different story when you steal from corporations. they can always write it off. but it does bump general prices up.

ekaj47 on Jun 25 '08 at 5:07pm

i had an old roomate who let some friends steal his car and i think they took it down to tj and got what they could for it

while he collected a decent sum from insurance for it

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 5:09pm

exactly why i was able to do so. plus i knew someone else who needed the parts. so i was the middle man who had a garage and a sawzall. it took two nights and i got 50 bucks out of the split for scrap metal.

edean on Jun 25 '08 at 5:10pm

i have a buddy who steals something every time he goes to the bar...he was telling us a story about how he threw a bar stool in his cousins truck and they almost got away with it

i got caught stealing when i was 15, and i haven't stolen since

hahagab on Jun 25 '08 at 5:11pm

a piece of gum when I was 5

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 5:23pm

i always figured if i was going to steal somethign it would be worth it. so i guess i went a little too big.

marblecargirl on Jun 25 '08 at 5:46pm

i accidentally stole gum once and took it back. I had it in my hand and forgot to put it on the counter to be scanned.

ISABOA on Jun 25 '08 at 5:49pm

i stole a rock from a river

the river asked for it back

I told the river to bite me

and the river cried

Steve The Great on Jun 25 '08 at 5:51pm

ur so hard

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 7:21pm

i bet that river hates you.

ginetteginette on Jun 25 '08 at 7:22pm

i steal milk crates from grocery stores.

sp0m on Jun 25 '08 at 7:26pm

i don't think i've ever stolen anything

4 days later

Stan Gable on Jun 30 '08 at 12:34pm

did you really start a blog just to brag that you stole a Jeep(probably a lie btw)

well, I used to smoke in the bathroom and get expelled from school.

and I skateboarded right next to a "No Skateboarding" sign

Take that Society

bafocomics on Jun 30 '08 at 12:36pm

i think this guy is an undercover internet cop trying to catch us, the Might thieves!

EricDiaz on Jun 30 '08 at 12:37pm

ooo, i once stole the entire contents of a dumpster!

Well, actually i threw a firecracker in it and it caught fire. The fire department was on the scene right before it burned itself out. That was an awesome night.

mz. kat-ii on Jun 30 '08 at 12:39pm

stole some socks when i was drunk....2 hours later i broke my arm. KARMA

bafocomics on Jun 30 '08 at 12:42pm

i broke my arm two houres late I found some nice socks!

GOOD KARMA!

squatterjohn on Jun 30 '08 at 12:43pm

My friends and I once got terrible service at Pizza Hut then we accidentally walked out without paying. When we noticed, we half wanted not to go back because we were treated so badly, but we went back and paid.

upso on Jun 30 '08 at 12:44pm

my heart :(

V1ctorya on Jun 30 '08 at 12:44pm

Jembrmstr on Jun 25 '08 at 5:02pm all things that im sure were put to good use.

i stole a no dumping sign too. i put it oin my bathroom. actualy had people ask me if they could poo in it.

I stole a 'no-standing' sign, hangs over the toilet.

Kookaberry on Jun 30 '08 at 12:50pm

I hope you straightened up. As someone who has had their car stolen I can tell you that what you did is really...really shitty. The most expensive thing I stole was a bottle of shampoo, I think. I was really poor. =/ It still felt so gross that I never did it again.

bcrider on Jun 30 '08 at 1:49pm

I stole a "fall-out area" sign from a fireworks show. They always ended up in the dumpsters every year, so I took one. One less thing in a landfill, I guess.

When I was five I stole a little sticker; it was one of those puff-balls, like you find on the back of bobbie socks, and it had google eyes, antennae, and sticky feet. I asked my mom if I could buy it, and she said no. I took it anyway, put it in my backpack at home, took it to show-and-tell, and my mom found it when I brought it home. It still had the price tag on the back. Mom and dad made me take it back to the store and tell the manager I was sorry.

:D

xiv on Jun 30 '08 at 1:56pm

a stop sign.

Fermata on Jun 30 '08 at 1:58pm

Yup, it's usually smart to talk about stealing cars on the internet. Mmhm. One time when I was really little I ate some candy at the grocery store. My mom made me apologize to the manager. I learned my lesson.

deboraborialis on Jun 30 '08 at 1:58pm

I stole stationary as a teenager and I still steal office supplies from my employer. That's about it. I also feel great when I don;t have to pay on the train. I'm super-bad.

Jembrmstr on Jun 30 '08 at 2:06pm

ok to clear up to JEEP thing

it was my frineds jeep and it had a crapton of problems he gave it to us but reported it stolen so he could reap insurance benefits. we chopped it up kept the radiator steering box windows tires and transmission. the rest went to the junkyard. no harm done. and i do not condone insurance fraud. i didnt do that part, he did.

also and sorry for not making it clear before but this is not a bragging blog. just a simple im bored and came up with this to talk about A WEEK AGO.

courtney pie on Jun 30 '08 at 2:06pm

a Jeep?!?!

um... clothes i suppose. unless you count the really heavy book i stole from my mom, but that's more like borrowing and never giving back.

deboraborialis on Jun 30 '08 at 2:07pm

Do you know how many years you get in the big house for insurance fraud? A lot more than for car theft.

bafocomics on Jun 30 '08 at 2:08pm

hehehe this would end up in fark if he gets caught for insurance fraud.

Jembrmstr on Jun 30 '08 at 2:09pm

thats why i didnt do it, i mean yes i am involved. but he claimed insurance without telling us. then a bit after we disposed of it he had a shiny new accord. it kinda answered our questions as he had been saving up for one and all the sudden ZING there it was.

deboraborialis on Jun 30 '08 at 2:10pm

Yes officer, I swear I knew nothing about it. Please don't put me in a cell with a man named Bubba!

bafocomics on Jun 30 '08 at 2:14pm

i tried to steal a actin figure back in the 80�s, i was 6 and tried to cover up with my jacket. it was sooo obvious that the security guy laughed at me when i was trying to get out the store.

and my mommy beat the hell out of me when she discovered.

bafocomics on Jun 30 '08 at 2:15pm

uheuehaeahaeuh at debora.