My ego is bigger than your ego!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If only my daydreams about you would come true
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Stranger Danger, Stranger Danger!
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Why does everyone keep running away?
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Why does everyone keep running away?
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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My Shirt Says Hi (I'm a little shy)
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Bedtime For Bonzos
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Well That Sucks
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Well That Sucks
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I feel dehydrated... Want to buy me a drink?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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My best friend and I are like SpongeBob and Patrick
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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How come your shirt doesn't have words on it?
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Does Anyone Ever Actually Win?
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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My Savior Died And Rose Again. What Did Your Saver Do, Float?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Rock never died it just evolved into something unrecognizable.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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ctrl.alt.delete...if only life were that easy.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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If only life had an undo button.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Jesus, not science, is the way to everlasting life.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Vote For Me And I'll Clothe You.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Lo Siento I Only Speak Spanglish.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Why am I single you ask?
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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hahahahahah...yea i only got 3 hrs of sleep...ha
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I can see through your shirt
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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my dog hates your cat
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm dating the president...(of the chess club).
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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If Jimmy cracked corn n no 1 cared, y is there a song about him?
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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McGoogles is me name
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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My gut tells me to go straight (sign reads collision repair shop)
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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It's McGoog, but you can call me McGoogles
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Why do old guys think they have a chance with me?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Stop asking stupid questions.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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...................bUrP!...............................brp..
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Please don't look up, I can't take the screaming.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'm not here to play games; if u want a rebound, play some bball.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Que Tal?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Tengo la camisa blanca
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Wow you get distracted easily.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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...why are you still staring at me?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I like your shirt better, can we trade?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Do you have nothing better to do than read this shirt?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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