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sakepok
aka Saar is a 26.54 year old boy, has been a member since June 1, 2008, has scored 2029 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33.
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I'm inches away from figuring out how the metric system works
of 24 votes, 58% like it
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I'm inches away from getting how the metric system works
of 22 votes, 50% like it
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I wouldn't go to a club that would accept me as a dancer
of 10 votes, 60% like it
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Zombies put the FUN back in funeral
of 25 votes, 72% like it
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My day job hinders my ability to pursue a career in super-heroism
of 33 votes, 73% like it
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Any problem in life can be solved with a good calculator and cake
of 65 votes, 69% like it
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Sandwiches: The greatest thing since sliced bread.
of 70 votes, 79% like it
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I would play any sport that has the word 'Table' in it
of 45 votes, 76% like it
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What I lack in enthusiasm I make up for in sarcasm
of 75 votes, 77% like it
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Party Like A Rockstar, Rock It Like A Geologist
of 66 votes, 64% like it
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I donated my organs to a church
of 69 votes, 52% like it
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Rock it like a geologist
of 65 votes, 49% like it
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Stay in school, all the cool fish are doing it
of 71 votes, 70% like it
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Multi-tasking allows me to sit, eat and watch TV at the same time
of 45 votes, 76% like it
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Smile, and the world will point a mocking finger at you
of 68 votes, 57% like it
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Monster attacks lead to a 100% rise in pitchfork and torch sales
of 72 votes, 65% like it
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I'm so awesome I should have my own theme-song
of 54 votes, 67% like it
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There's a fine line between numerator and denominator
of 104 votes, 66% like it
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
of 119 votes, 82% like it
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There are no bad children, only ones that taste a little stale
of 84 votes, 64% like it
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It takes two to Tango
but an entire drunken room to Conga
of 94 votes, 70% like it
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It takes two to Tango.
It takes a whole drunken room to Conga.
of 83 votes, 72% like it
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Nostalgia used to be way better than this
of 96 votes, 58% like it
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not every scientist is mad, some of them are just upset
of 114 votes, 65% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Ask me how to overcome compulsive reading
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Carousels bring out my best carousing abilities
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Coming across a fork in the road may result in a confusing lunch
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Cookies are a gateway food
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Deer, boys and my God agree: Oh!
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Fish are cool because they stay in school
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people.
of 4 votes, 75% like it
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I believe in skepticism
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I can't wait for my midlife crisis so I can get a sports car
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I'd go the whole nine yards if it wasn't so far away
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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In space no one can hear a tree fall
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Keep away from children. They have cooties.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Roses are red
Violets are VIOLET!
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Sandwich: the greatest thing since sliced bread
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Sleeping with the fishes made me wet my bed
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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the difference between funny and hilarious is a groomed moustache
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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two birds, one stone, an age-old challenge
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Two's company, three is a party
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Under this I'm a mutant super hero
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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What I lack in skill I make up for in laziness
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Yo-Yos: They're Making a Comeback
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Zombies and vampires put the fun back in funeral
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Zombies bring the fun back in funerals
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Zombies put the fun back in funeral.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/743753/sakepok
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Thanks jess, you rule!
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