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debauched
aka mickey d is a 18.93 year old girl, has been a member since May 31, 2008, has scored 2,203 submissions, giving an average score of 1.93, helping 35 designs get printed.
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You can always trust a boomerang.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Everything was awesome and nothing sucked.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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The tables have been turned...and now my lunch's on the floor.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Puns are just another form of expressing myself.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Taking someone's breath away is not only dangerous, it's illegal.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Being early is only important for birds.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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(on a nametag) Hi, I'm: breaking the ice.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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The ROFLcopter: my main mode of transportation.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I (heart) (heart)-shirts
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Forget honey or vinegar; who wants more flies?
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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CAUTION: Contents may be too hot to handle.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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CAUTION: Contents may be awesome.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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(in glow print) Whoa, I'm a flashlight.
of 19 votes, 53% like it
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When all else fails, you should probably give up.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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I'd enjoy life better if it was more like the brochure.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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The best kind of gratification is the instant kind.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Cupcakes: because who really likes muffins?
of 22 votes, 68% like it
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I'm not anti-social, I'm just internet friendly.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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Zombie ninja pirates would be absolutely terrifying.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Zombies and chainsaws are never a good combination.
of 23 votes, 48% like it
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Scientists disapprove of magic. I disapprove of scientists.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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Scientists disapprove of magic , but I disapprove of scientists.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Robots are masters at the electric slide.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I add vague clauses my sentences to make you doubt me (or do I?)
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Being this awesome isn't allowed in some countries.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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I usually don't scream for frozen dairy products.
of 26 votes, 65% like it
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Think about it. Would the Earth save you from global warming?
of 21 votes, 48% like it
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I hop, skip and break dance my way to conclusions.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Science just explains all the boring parts of awesome things.
of 30 votes, 63% like it
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Voted 'Most Likely to Save a Unicorn'
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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I'm just here for the sound effects.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Darwinism doesn't apply to me, I was born this way.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Patience takes forever
of 28 votes, 50% like it
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Everything would a lot more fun if we were all zombies.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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4 out of 5 doctors agree: the 5th doctor’s wrong.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
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Montages are more efficient: all the fun in half the time!
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Everything sounds more awesome with sound effects. (WHAM!)
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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(dark gray on black): I feel like a ninja.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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(in uv ink): I bet you thought this shirt was blank!
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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Fog tastes nothing like pea soup, surprisingly.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Too bad pudding isn't a weather condition.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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My mugshot made the Hall of Fame.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I collect underwater utopias.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Who can stay mad when there's bacon?
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Having two left feet actually sounds really painful.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Identity crises aren't that fun. Just ask zebras.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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in glow ink: You can't see me.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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in glow ink: Hide and Seek Champion of '89
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Giant squids are the friendliest people I know.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I collect chocolate factories.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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You are now reading this sentence.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Caribous are the weirdest ghosts ever.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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(in glow ink): No, I'm not a fairy.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Anyone can have a milk mustache. I get milk BEARDS.
of 41 votes, 54% like it
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THIS WOULD BE A LOT LESS ABRASIVE IF THIS WASN'T IN CAPS.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Dentists are a vampire's best friend.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The world is a thousand times better when there's bacon.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The best thing about this shirt is the person inside it.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Epic fanfares upon arrival are a good way to get noticed.
of 22 votes, 55% like it
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I only need this human for transportation.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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STOP SHOUTING AT ME.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Mythical creatures are people too!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Sometimes rhyming can't be done all the timing.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Being a superhero means never having to say you're sorry.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Monday: the least favorite cousin.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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(in glow ink): And you thought this shirt was blank!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Professional Couch Ornament
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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(upside down) My anti-gravity boots are fully functional.
of 38 votes, 63% like it
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It's handy having this shirt around (in glow ink: when it's dark)
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Gravity is no longer relevant. (upside down)
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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My feet walk places and do stuff.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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What gravity? (upside down)
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Stop staring at my shirt! You're making my jeans feel bad.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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Drop Whatever You Want
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Delusions of grandeur are better than just plain delusions.
of 33 votes, 67% like it
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I'm more of a vicious rectangle kind of person.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Coffee is the only reason I'm not "mnaagh"-ing.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Coffee: making mornings bearable since the 1600s.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Been there, done that, have the online video to prove it.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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A riddle wrapped up in an enigma seems quite difficult.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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4 out of 5 doctors agree: the 5th doctor is a jerk.
of 46 votes, 65% like it
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Talking like this. It makes you look weird.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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(glow ink) I feel like a huge flashlight.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I'll take a bite of a crime if it tastes like a doughnut.
of 38 votes, 45% like it
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Stop running from zombies! They're self conscious.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt fought many a battle to get here.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt supports all pants.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I'm allergic to things that suck.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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No one ever expects irony.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Opportunity knocked, but I wouldn't get out of bed.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Vampires are sick of zombie shirts.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Video games taught me to eat my vegetables.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I believe in those magical creatures scientists disapprove of.
of 45 votes, 51% like it
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I'm not lazy! I just conserve energy, is all.
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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One man\'s insanity is another man\'s mutated octopus.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Superheros must have the best lawyers.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Save the unicorns (from the scientists!)
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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This shirt accepts hugs!
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Video games are really just hero training in disguise.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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My shirt's beauty is on the inside.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Polaroids: shaken, not stirred.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Awesome: leaving some in awe.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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4 out of 5 vampires agree: vampires are awesome.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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This is no laughing matter. (It's more of a giggly one.)
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Did reading my shirt make you feel better?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Did reading this sentence make you feel better?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Slow claps: embarrassing you since 2000.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I'm so awesome I don't even hide the bodies.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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When I grow up, I'm gonna be a hoodie!
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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This t-shirt secretly wants to be a hoodie.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Things that suck are not awesome.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Genius: 50% perspiration, 50% plagiarism
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I don't need your two cents. Do I look poor?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Pen > sword
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Penguins are always voted best dressed.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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This shirt was made by some fancy designer you've never heard of.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Stop staring at my shirt! It's self-conscious.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Penguins are classier than you.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Will ______ for ______.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Stop running from bears! They're self conscious.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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Doughnuts always feel like they're missing something.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Yesterday's tomorrow is the same as tomorrow's yesterday.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Snakes on planes are not as bad as bulls in china shops.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Doughnuts: Part Food, Part Telescope
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Man does not live by bread alone. (Sometimes he needs a burrito.)
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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This shirt accurately displays my inner feelings.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
</neck>
<chest>
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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(black on black) I feel like a ninja.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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(black on black): I feel like a ninja.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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(Failure is my secret option.)
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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(in glow ink): I just wanted my shirt to glow.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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(in glow ink):Follow me if you want to live!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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(loading bar): Coffee Intake: 42%
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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(on a 'Hello, my name is...' nametag): Awesome McThunderpants
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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(uv ink) This slogan is time sensitive.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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A picture is worth a thousand words. Too bad that isn't money.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Anteaters: Nature's Vaccum.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Awesome Version 2.0!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Awesome Version 2.0!* (smaller print: *Susceptible to Fail."
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Chuck Norris disapproves of your jokes.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Coloring between the lines was never my thing.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Coloring between the lines was never my thing.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Commas: the sentence (,) ninja (,)
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Crazily enough, this is my best shirt.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Cupcakes: because you can't have a cupcake-top.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Darwinism doesn't apply to me. I was born this way.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Dream big. (No, dream bigger than that.)
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Elephants hold too many grudges
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Elephants hold too many grudges.
of 12 votes, 58% like it
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Excuse my Luxembourgish
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Food is the type of friend who won't turn you in for cannibalism
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Food is the type of friend who won't turn you in for cannibalism.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Good for Your Health!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Having emotions gets me really happy.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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High school is life's way of telling you game over.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I actively don't scream for frozen dairy products.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I always miss the cinematic explosions .
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I always miss the cinematic explosions.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I don't remember buying this thing called Life.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I have an active imagination! (It's into weight-lifting.)
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I prefer triangles of the musical kind.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I put the "reality" in reality shows.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I regularly check for anvils and pianos when exiting my house.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I sadface when I log off the Internet
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I wish I had your shirt instead.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'd enjoy life more if it was more like the brochure.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a man of simple words. (My T-Shirt does all the talking.)
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a master at 'The 140 Characters' game.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Identity crises suck. Just ask zebras.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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In reality, cats don't like cheeseburgers.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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It's time to stop telling me what time it is.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Jungle Survival Tip #1: Never rip off an elephant.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Keep trying...even if everyone begs you not to.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Life's Lemons: now 50% off!
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Life: Quit? (Y/N options)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Nuclear arms are in fact very warm, thank you.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Patience takes forever.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Soon the Lefties will inherit the Earth.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Stop running away from aliens! They're self conscious!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Stop running away from aliens; they're self conscious!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Stores about aliens always probe a good laugh out of me.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Stories about aliens always probe a good laugh out of me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Stories about aliens always probe a good laugh out of me.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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The bigger the dream, the smaller the head space.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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The early bird can't catch the worm if it hides.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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The world hasn't realized my genius yet.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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The world just hasn't realized my genius yet.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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There's always a Situation on the Jersey Shore.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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This conversation would be ten times better with coffee.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt is a rebellious unique individual.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Today's Special: Sarcasm, with a side of Apathy.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Too much awesome is bad for Earth; I guess I'll move to Mars.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Triangles of the love kind are most dangerous.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Vegetables are your friends! (Your weird tasting little friends.)
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Vegetables are your friends! Your weird tasting little friends.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Who really says "toh-mah-toe?"
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Would Earth save you from global warming?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Would the world save you from global warming?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Yesterday < Today < Tomorrow
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You are now at the end of this sentence.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You can't slay a dragon with a pen!
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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You just wait until I blog about this!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Zombie cowboy ninja pirates would be absolutely terrifying.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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__ days since this shirt was washed.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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___ days since this shirt was washed.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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All about me
lover of: music, musical instruments, batman, head banging, and the 80's punk movement.
hope to be in the same band that'll one day rock your face off.
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