$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I want to be an assistant to a middle manager when I grow up.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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"It's not a tumor."- Arnold Schwarzenegger
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Been there, done that, and got the threadless t-shirt.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Roasted capitalist pig is delicious.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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It's hotter than heaven today. My heaven's always 75 degrees.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Hot chicks are just cold bee-yatches in heat.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The probability of evil is 1 minus the probability of good.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt is so esoteric.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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You came from your mother's vagina.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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.cixelsid ma I
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Extra virgin virgins are hot.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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A good Samaritan is a dead one.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Disappointment killed the optimist.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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nunya.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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The benefits for the Nunya Dam Business is great!
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I want to be in middle management when I grow up!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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ROAR. <with paw motion>
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Average is the new A.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Blackhawk! Blackhawk! Blackhawk! Blackhawk! LOL, now I get it.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Lead: Beer be with you.
All: And also beer with you.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Beer be with you.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I hate to see you go, but I love to see you walk away. ;-)
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Thanks be to job...I mean God...
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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There are no I's in team, but there are 3 I's in initiative.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Real wisdom is three standard devs away from conventional wisdom.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I wrote "bad romance" on this shirt.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I see letters on your shirt.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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What a crazy random happenstance!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I facebook'd Stacy's mom, and she got it going on.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Thimk?
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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