"Why is that ball getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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"Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"... And then it hi
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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(Back) Hug me.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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(Back) I have eyes on the back of my shirt.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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(back) this shirt's the backbone of my life.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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(Front) Does this shirt make my butt look big? (Back) Good.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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(Front) does this shirt make my butt look big? (Back)Darn.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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(Front) I have a dream ( Back) To create an original quote.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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(hoodies only) Yes I wear hoodies and no I'm not a gangster.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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2nd place is 1st place for losers.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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2nd place is losers 1st place.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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According to Wikipedia, I died last month.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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According to Wikipedia, I'm dating Hilary Clinton.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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BARRACK OBAMA IS THE NEW BLACK!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Being popular's overrated...But it's not like I'd know.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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CHECK OUT MY PROFILE AND MY OTHER SLOGANS.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Chocolate makes my clothes shrink!
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Dictionaries: Taking the fun out of word games for 30 years.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Did you know 99.9% of people who are dead aren't alive?
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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DOGS<CATS
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Don't hurt me....I have a gun in my pocket!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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don't hurt me...I have a gun in my pocket!
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Energy drinks: It'll kill you faster than cigarettes!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Energy drinks:Now with more caffeine and more chances of death!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Excuse me, can you tell me where I can find happiness?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Eyes Are Up Here!
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Facebook is my drug.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Facebook. Keeping me off drugs since 1995.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Facebook: Keeping me off drugs since 2004.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Happy Birthday Everyday!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I always wanted hair down to here.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I bet you wish you had this tee.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I carry big books around with me so people will think I'm smart.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I hate cat lovers!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I hate stereotypes!....You can thank the germans for them.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I Have To Blow Into My Video Games.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I just LOVE sarcasm, it's SO funny and clever!
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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I LOVE MEXICANS!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I only eat on two occasions:When I'm at a restaurant,when I'm not
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I tried jogging but I couldn't get my martini to stop spilling.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" Then it
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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i would say hi but you're too distracted by my shirt.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'd date Freuds fath-mother!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'M A MAVERICK
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm an acadamy award watcher.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not ugly, you just have bad taste.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm probably gonna be the most depressing thing you see all day.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm so adjective I verb nouns.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'm wearing this shirt hoping someone would talk to me.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I.O.U one hug.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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If kids are the future that means Miley Cirus'll become president
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If time is money I'm a millioinaire
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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If time is money than I have a lot of money on my hands.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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If you like Facebook you're already my friend.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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If You Smile People Will Like You!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Instruments I can play:Air guitar,music player,drums on a table.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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IOU A HUG!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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irrelevancy is key, to the giant spaceship!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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It's the year 2010, and I'm still playing Grand Theft Auto 4.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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J'ADORE TOI.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Japanese think of everything first, pokemon, rice, child slavery.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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je t'aime,Ti amo,s'ayapo,miluji te,wherever youre from,I love you
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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kids are the future that means our next presidents names shawty
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Kiss me Im Irish,talk to me I'm Asian,walk away from me Im French
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Live everyday like you're going to go to jail tomorrow.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Masturbation. The Mass murderer of millions of sperm.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Mcdonald's. The stop sign for obeise and lonely people.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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My honor student could kick our honor student's ass!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My mom just died....WANNA BE MY FRIEND?!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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People say I have mood swings,I dunno if I'm mad or sad about it
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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People say I have mood swings,I dunno if I'm mad or sad about it.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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People say I'm immature and I say I know you are but what am I?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Please don't judge me by this shirt.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Puns and insects bug me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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R.I.P. U.S.A.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Rap isnt music,its just repeating words and stuttering to a beat.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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READ BETWEEN(in sun exposure ink)stupid THE LINES!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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ReadBetween(stupid)TheLines.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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RIP Jesus.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Rock & Roll is sex to the ears.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna f*** you with a rake!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Screw Halo. All I need is my Mario.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Segways:Roll your way to obesity.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Shirts are a great way to express opinions...If only I had one.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Sweat pants: The pants for people who have just given up.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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The ruler of the world will be a flying astroninja robot
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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This is not a shirt, it's just oddly shaped chest hair.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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this is the first time I came outside since Halo 3 came out.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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This tee is so 2008.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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VAGINA does that make you uncomfortable?
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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What's so beautiful about a cellar door?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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When theres nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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WHERE'S THE BEEF?....Behind the shirt.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Wikipedia: Getting the job done right half the time.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Wikipedia: Getting the job done right have the time.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Yeah, I strut.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Yes I can play an instrument...Does Guitar Hero count as one?
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Yes I have gum and no I will not give you any.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Yes I'm Canadian and no I do not say "Eh" or fish.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Yes I'm Canadian and no I do not say "Eh" or like to fi
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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You don't have a computer? We can't be friends anymore.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You don't have to vote for this tee, just check out my profile.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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