You never know what you have until...You clean your room
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for cookies.
of 71 votes, 11% like it
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Girlcott Sexism
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'm too schooled for cool
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Movies: Now in Unnecessary 3D
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My life has come to a spork in the road.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Fight fire with water. It works better.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm the bee's knees, legs, and arms.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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If I had my very own parade, I doubt a little rain would ruin it
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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None of our slogans are getting printed so why do we even try!?
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Meh: The universal word for indifference
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Meh...the international word for indifference
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I do what the rice crispies tell me.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Save a Tree. Don't do homework.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Save a Tree. Write an Email.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Snap! Crackle! Pop! Chiropractor!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Seismologists are addicted to crack.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Don't get hooked on drugs, get Hooked on Phonics!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Cycle. And when you're done cycling, recycle.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Hey Chad, Kenya shake Djibouti while dancing the Congo?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Where there’s a will, there are 500 relatives.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Spellcheck is dum and totally unecessary
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Spellcheck is stoopid
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Without electricity, we'd all have to watch TV by candlelight
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If it weren't for electricity, we'd all watch TV by candlelight
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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The only thing we have to fear are overused quotes
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The only thing to fear is this overused phrase itself
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I liked it better when business meetings were called play dates
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I Liked it better when cardboard boxes were called forts
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Swivel Chair at Home= Fun. Swivel Chair at Work = Not Fun
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Today's Contemporary is Tomorrow's Vintage
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Today's Retro Is Tomorrow's Vintage
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I liked it better when errands were called "adventures"
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Then we called them adventures, now we call them errands
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Who needs vandalism when we've got chalk art?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I liked it better when every book had pictures
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Money is worthless until you part with it
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Any situation is improved when a large amount of food is present
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Everything is better when epic music is playing
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Somewhere Over The Rainbow... is the Stratosphere
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow...unless it is overcast and cloudy
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Oil Spill in the Gulf. Where's Billy Nye When We Need Him?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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With Great Power Comes A High Power Bill
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Me: Smart, Beautiful, Talented, and Humble
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm awesomely humble!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm good at everything, including being humble!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Duck, Duck, Goose? I prefer playing Duct, Duct, Tape.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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They call me superficial, but I just hear "super".
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Flying these days is a frisky business.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I used to play sports. Then I realized I could buy trophies.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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It’s a small world so you have to use your elbows a lot
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I will one day rule candyland with an iron fist
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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When all else fails, stop using all else.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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When all else fails, stop using "all else"
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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My Train Of Thought Has Left The Station
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At KungFu
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Newspapers have issues.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I Still Put My Face Close to the Fan to Hear My Robot Voice
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Don't beware, be a lert!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Be alert! There aren't enough lerts in the world.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Be alert! The world always needs more lerts!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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War is expensive. Peace is priceless.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Geometry: What is the Point?
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a papaya.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I think black is the new black.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Dooo Youu See Howww Annoyinnggg Thisss Iss?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm in a pickle and I need to eat my way out.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I don't really like your facebook statuses. I just pretend to.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I don't really like your facebook statuses.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Texting while driving: where LOLs turn into OMGs!!
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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I'm Not Random, You Just Can't Think As Fast As Me!
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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What Came First, The Chicken, Or The Road?
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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America Is Like A Bowl Of Cereal: Full Of Flakes, Fruits,And Nuts
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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If You Are One In A Million, There Are 1000 More Of You In China.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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When In Doubt, Run In Circles And Shout!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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How Can You Have A Cake, And Not Be Able To Eat It Too?
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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52.7% Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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Everyone Who Believes In Telekinesis, Raise My Hand
of 28 votes, 61% like it
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Cheese…. Milk's Leap Toward Immortality
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Beware Of The Young Doctor And The Old Barber
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Laugh at your problems...everybody else does.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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If a quiz is quizzical, what’s a test!?
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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I intend to live forever – so far, so good.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Me a skeptic? I hope you have proof.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I Put The Laughter Back Into Manslaughter.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Don't Worry About What People Think, Because They Rarely Do
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Rehab Is For Quitters!!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Losers Make Winning Possible
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Exaggeration is a trillion times worse than understatement.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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If quitters never win, why do people go to rehab?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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There\\'s no such thing as nonexistence.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Atoms Are Very, Very Small, But They Can Gang Up And Hurt You
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Karate
of 28 votes, 50% like it
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I Did Not Say It Was Your Fault. I Said I Was Going To Blame You
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Anything Is Possible If You Don't Know What You're Talking About
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I Went To The Fights, And A Hockey Game Broke Out
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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A Person Who Smiles In A Crisis Has Found Someone To Blame
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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It's Not MY Fault That I Never Learned Responsibility!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Don't Worry About What People Think, Because They Seldom Do
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Electrons Are Very, Very Small, But They Can Gang Up And Hurt You
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Borrow Money From Pessimists-They Don't Expect It Back
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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If This Saying Did Not Exist, Somebody Would Have Invented It
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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A day without the sun is like, you know, night.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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I'm prefect
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Mr. Prefect
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Put The Lime In The Coconut And Do What Now?
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Okay, I Put The Lime In The Coconut...Now What?
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Okay, I Put The LIme In The Coconut...Now What Do I Do?
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Pickles may be cucumbers soaked in evil... but I love them
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Thank you, Herbert Hoover.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I'm still a tool
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Kissimmee, I'm Irish!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Hello, I'm from Okahumpka!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Hello, I'm from Okahumpka
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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If your IQ is less than 50,you will see a random word appear pant
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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If your IQ is less than 50 you will see a random word appear trap
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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If your IQ is less than 50, you will see a random word appear log
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I got mad skills.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I got some mad skills.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Check out these airbending skills.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I'm the last airbender.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'm the last Mimzy.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I have a secret to tell you. I let the dogs out.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Irony. Ironic, isn't it?
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Normal people give me the heebie-jeebies.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Normal people give me the willies.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Normal people are strange.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Normalcy is overrated.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Normalcy is for weirdos.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Si usted puede leer esto, hágame un taco.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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This is shirt is like Cheetos: Dangerously cheesy
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Years from now, I'll look back on this and blame you.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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One day, I'll look back on this and blame you.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Once upon a crime..(back)..and they all died happily ever after.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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...and they all died happily ever after.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Better. Faster. Stronger. Me.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Better, Faster, Stronger, Me.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I always click "I'd Wear It!" You should too.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I choked on a lifesaver.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I choked on a life saver.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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"Wanna See My Rash?"
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Never get in a spitting contest with a llama.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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There are no stupid questions, well...except THAT one.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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There are no stupid questions, well...besides THAT one.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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It's impossible to "See No Evil" when I look at you.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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It's hard to "Hear No Evil" when you're in earshot.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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It's hard to "See No Evil" when you're nearby.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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It's hard to "See No Evil" when you're in the room.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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supercalifragilistic-you've-got-halitosis
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I can ride my bike with no handle bars.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Shake and bake grandpa!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Shake and Bake, baby
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Shake It like a maraca
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Shake It like a Kodak picture
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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You best check yo self
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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There's a method to my madness
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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I'm punny.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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You've been a naughty girl...Go to my room!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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<Party over here! Party Over There!>
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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FREE HUGS! (if your hot)
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Oh , SNAP!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Aww, SNAP!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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(whistles)
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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If you don't know, you better axe somebody
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Aww, Cheese Gidgets.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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What the heck is "Riboflavin"?
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Hello. My name is Shirt.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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(insert humorous phrase here)
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I feel giddy.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Shirticize me Captain!!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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My parents went to Kinshasha and all i got was this lame shirt.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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My parents went to Kinshasha and all i got was this Tshirt
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Destroy people. They outnumber you 6.7 billion to one.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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*gag*
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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*cough* *gag* *wheeze* *DIE*
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I lost my train of thought. Have you seen it?
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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......I forgot what I was going to say.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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(Insert play on words here)
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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(insert humorous prase here)
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Was I supposed to write something here?Sorry I didnt get the memo
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Yes, I have worn this shirt before. U gotta a problem with that?
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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Hi. My name's Gwen, and I like tacos.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Oh My Furry Gopher
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for you meddling kids!
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but Im still a tool!
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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I might be the sharpest tool in the shed....but I'm still a tool!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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