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mike bautista
aka Steve The Great is a 22.36 year old boy, has been a member since May 27, 2008, has scored 8,707 submissions, giving an average score of 2.39, helping 179 designs get printed.
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Building a highway to the Danger Zone is poor city planning.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
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Our days are numbered! (from 1 to 31)
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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Most Modest Hyperbole of All Time.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Dsylxeci.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Everything is more interesting when you have ADD.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Trademarks™ Make Things More Official.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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Meals: The Most Important Meal of the Day.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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Dan.
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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Wake me up when the ominous music starts playing.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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Phone Booths Make Adventures More Excellent.
of 67 votes, 66% like it
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Scaffolders Like Taking It To The Next Level.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
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Mayans Party Like It's 2012.
of 58 votes, 67% like it
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My reasons for not speaking are pancake-related.
of 56 votes, 46% like it
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Vampires like to wear their collars popped.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
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Our future looked brighter when we thought there'd be neon.
of 61 votes, 61% like it
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I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Racially-Charged Sexist Remarks.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
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Eating losers for breakfast is considered illegal in most places.
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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I believed I could fly, then I broke my arm.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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If it weren't for stars and planets, space would be pretty boring
of 69 votes, 57% like it
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I end my sentences with exclamation points for dramatic effect!
of 80 votes, 53% like it
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I can talk about space if the subject's on galaxies far, far away
of 67 votes, 45% like it
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Vowels helped this shirt make sense.
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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People say I'm forgetful, but they said something else too.
of 85 votes, 62% like it
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Quantum Physics:
It's Not Rocket Science.
of 89 votes, 66% like it
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God caused the Big Bang. Everybody wins.
of 75 votes, 52% like it
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I'M NOT YELLING. THAT'S JUST HOW YOU READ THIS IN YOUR MIND.
of 90 votes, 79% like it
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Going green is cooler when Bruce Banner does it.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword when you're a secret agent.
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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wtf is "lol"?
of 62 votes, 31% like it
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Your brain on drugs goes great with toast.
of 62 votes, 39% like it
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Parentheses are (sometimes) useful.
of 62 votes, 48% like it
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When life gives MacGyver lemons, he makes a helicopter.
of 105 votes, 82% like it
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(glow ink)
In case we're playing hide and seek, I'm not here.
of 67 votes, 63% like it
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Zombies prefer their eggs sunny side up.
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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My palindromes don't make sense, esnes ekam t'nod semordnilap ym.
of 66 votes, 52% like it
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The future looked way cooler when we imagined it in the 80's.
of 89 votes, 74% like it
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Money can't buy me happiness, but I could settle with an island.
of 86 votes, 71% like it
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Conquerors of the world, divide!
of 63 votes, 40% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Actually, cake is not a good unit to measure difficulty with.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Baking cake is not a piece of cake.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I Color Code My Danger Levels.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I wear this shirt for shock value.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I wear this shirt to express my love for pizza.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If I had butterflies in my stomach, I'd feel nervous too.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My subtitles are limited to what's on this shirt.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt does not help avoid strangers.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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this shirt is so Kafkaesque
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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