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mike bautista
mike bautista aka President of the United States of Boogers is a 19.88 year old boy, has been a member since May 27, 2008, has scored 990 submissions, giving an average score of 1.93.
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hello. i'm mike.







Haya is awesome.


badbasilisk is my hero.

My future:
iPear on Apr 16 '09 at 9:53pm
Mike Bautista, woah! can I say, I'm so glad that I know you kinda before you become famous! in a very short time, you will be known worldwide as the dude who invented a new genre of music, you'll be the one to decide the name, and the sound
will be so unique that you'll inspire millions of people to attempt to emulate your sound but fail. The resonant sound of your epic tones will be found to slow the onset of cancer, cause dudes to get erections for NO apparent reason,
and make babies laugh.



My animal:
you would be
a cyborg cobrahorse
a horse with the head of a cobra
and the heart of a horse
and the legs of a robot
and like a horse
you would be so beautiful and magestic
but like a cobra,
you would never give up
on shit that had to be done
and like a horse
you would have a large penis
but like a cobra
your penis would be a snake
snakelargepenis
and like a horsesnake
you would love your da
and like a cyborg
you would have a firm handshake


My day:
canceromega on Aug 02 '09 at 11:21pm
MIKE. BAUTISTA. WINS.