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mike bautista
mike bautista aka President of the United States of Boogers is a 19.87 year old boy, has been a member since May 27, 2008, has scored 988 submissions, giving an average score of 1.93.
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  Nov 30 '09 by mike bautista        38 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Fancy
What do you consider fancy attire for guys? Like for dinner at a fancy restaurant. I need to know!

This is all I know about fancy.
  Nov 19 '09 by mike bautista        35 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Speedyjoe
Did you have a say in this?



Just wondering.
  Nov 15 '09 by mike bautista        8 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Laptop diy
I like my laptop, but its really glossy, and it gathers a lot of smudge. I don't like that. So I was thinking of modifying it with not-so-glossy stuff. Like maybe a thin matte film on the mouse pad and some clothy stuff every else. Has anyone here done this before that can help me out? Is there any precaution I should consider before doing this, or if its a good/bad idea?
  Nov 14 '09 by mike bautista        7 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
It has become clear to me that
I want an OIL painting portrait of myself. One that I can hang above my mantel.




^This guy is less important than that mirror.



  Nov 09 '09 by mike bautista        11 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Mike numbers is a trendsetter
And me being his friend is the new fad.

wut.
  Nov 09 '09 by mike bautista        0 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Congrats Ryan!
This is so deserved!
It's awesome to see your name in the front page!

Go fuck shit up and celebrate!
ELBOW DEEP.

:^)
  Nov 07 '09 by mike bautista        14 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
I've heard of tribute bands but...
Tribute comedian?
This is weird and creepy. I can't watch this.

  Nov 06 '09 by mike bautista        18 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Goin' commando
All my undies are dirty. And I don't feel like washing clothes. So I guess I'm flying solo today. I never do this.

Is this a good idea?
Should I wash my clothes?
Do any of you go commando?
  Nov 06 '09 by mike bautista        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Should I be concerned?
I ordered a print about 2 weeks ago. I ordered along with a couple of shirts and those came in already. But the print did not. It says its been shipped the same day as the shirts.

:?

:(
  Oct 27 '09 by mike bautista        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
rad shit
I just read news that some scientists recently found a skull of a pliosaur.


This is a pliosaur.

The skull is 2.4 meters long, and the body it was presumably attached to is 16 meters.
For Americans, that's a 7ft head and a 52ft body.


This picture shows how fucked you would be if they were still alive.


This picture explains what happened to the Loch Ness Monster.


This blog was just gonna be about the Pliosaur, but what are some bad ass beasts you like?
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hello. i'm mike.







Haya is awesome.


badbasilisk is my hero.

My future:
iPear on Apr 16 '09 at 9:53pm
Mike Bautista, woah! can I say, I'm so glad that I know you kinda before you become famous! in a very short time, you will be known worldwide as the dude who invented a new genre of music, you'll be the one to decide the name, and the sound
will be so unique that you'll inspire millions of people to attempt to emulate your sound but fail. The resonant sound of your epic tones will be found to slow the onset of cancer, cause dudes to get erections for NO apparent reason,
and make babies laugh.


My animal:
you would be
a cyborg cobrahorse
a horse with the head of a cobra
and the heart of a horse
and the legs of a robot
and like a horse
you would be so beautiful and magestic
but like a cobra,
you would never give up
on shit that had to be done
and like a horse
you would have a large penis
but like a cobra
your penis would be a snake
snakelargepenis
and like a horsesnake
you would love your da
and like a cyborg
you would have a firm handshake

My day:
canceromega on Aug 02 '09 at 11:21pm
MIKE. BAUTISTA. WINS.