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Feb 10 '12 by mike bautista
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Let's make punk bands

I'm making posters for one of my classes and I decided to make one with a list of punk bands for some made up venue.

Could y'all help me make the dankest most fucked punk names for this poster?

What I have so far:
Lasagna

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SuperRyan on Feb 10 '12 at 8:12pm

MEATKUNT

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:13pm

Usually any ordinary kitchen item would work. The weirder, the better.

The Colanders
Old-timey Can Opener
That Rusty Cheese Knife
Fondue

Twiggyhall on Feb 10 '12 at 8:14pm

Fat Bride

Freezing Boil

Cucumber Nipples

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:14pm

Also, I think there is a game that involves clicking on random wikipedia pages and selecting the 5th word of the 3rd line or something.

mitchloidolt on Feb 10 '12 at 8:18pm

dickslice

titty

Cruddle

Crusty Fingers

Controller Bundle

Fatsnatch

Quicksuck

INFINITYHANGNAIL

mitchloidolt on Feb 10 '12 at 8:20pm

21 Buns and the Halfcheek

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:21pm

Cumdumpster
Finger Banging NoGoodnicks
Spayed And Neutered
That's Not a Knife, This is a Knife
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 8:22pm

The Toxic Abortions.

Cheese Jizz

Underwater Daughters

Any obscure name from Lord of the Rings.

Self-inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Chester A Arthur.

SuperRyan on Feb 10 '12 at 8:22pm

FAT DAVE

LL FOOL J

SuperRyan on Feb 10 '12 at 8:23pm

*HELL HELL FOOL J

or HELL HELL COOL J

mitchloidolt on Feb 10 '12 at 8:23pm

The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
HAHAHA

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 8:26pm

The Dan Aykroyd Escape Plan

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:27pm

We All Live In A Nudist Colony

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 8:28pm

NoLongerSka

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:28pm

Backgammon

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 8:30pm

Angsty Angst and the Highschoolers.

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:33pm

Angry Birds Of A Featherweight

iPear on Feb 10 '12 at 8:36pm

Grime Pizza
Slime Salad
Grool Pool
Yuck Yams
Sweet n' Sour Shitake
Cobrahorse
Demominator
Lungfish
Mungfish
Tonguefish
Pissfish
Dickfish
dickdog
dogfuck
catfuck
catdick
spikedick catdong
dickdong dingdong
dickles 112
Monica bizarre
Just regular
So Slow
WHATISNT
OK PLEASE
SHUMUPPINS
Alfredudes
Alfredudes
Alfredudes
Chicken Alfredudes
Fettucini Alfredudes
Primavery Gay men

SuperRyan on Feb 10 '12 at 8:38pm

Alfred Hitchdick

Chipmnk on Feb 10 '12 at 8:40pm

Jerry and the Dead Hairs
Talon Soup
Backkatana

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 8:41pm

Jerry Maguiretap

Cuntstaple

Pikachu Death Riot

Die Rotten Pus (Germany)

Groovy Dave and the Whoa Whoa Yeas

iPear on Feb 10 '12 at 8:43pm

Bulgogay
Sometimes Always Never Okay But For Reals
The Coolmen of Tightness
Lupita and her Dick Slaves
Lalu Batata
Milky Moms
Drinky Dads
Primo Peepuus
Anikis and the ChanKunSans

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:43pm

Walk Like An Egyptian Cotton, The Fabric Of Our Days Of Our Lives

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:44pm

WU TANG IS FOR CHINESE ASTRONAUTS

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 8:45pm

Toyota Song and the Everyday Peoples

...And we copied this line from some horror book.

Japanic Attack

Afterschool Special Ed

Fuck All You Jocks

Chipmnk on Feb 10 '12 at 8:45pm

Black Rainbow Death Knuckles
Krammammama
Fillings Bloody Mutual

toopersent on Feb 10 '12 at 8:48pm

Cuff Links Are For Pussies

Chipmnk on Feb 10 '12 at 8:52pm

Scars Kill Mufasas
Your Mom, My Knives
Saliva Taste For the Dead

iPear on Feb 10 '12 at 8:52pm

Judgement? Anus Punishment
SPIKES HANDS
ROCK FIRE
BLOOD UTERUS
STEEL DICKHOLE
RIPPED SHIRT BECAUSE HOOK NIPPLES
TORMENTED BOOBIES

iPear on Feb 10 '12 at 8:59pm

also, dicktrust
and dicktits

Twiggyhall on Feb 10 '12 at 8:59pm

Schlock Jock and two smoking ding-dills

Chipmnk on Feb 10 '12 at 9:11pm

The Feel of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Twiggyhall on Feb 10 '12 at 9:11pm

Jizzy Shizzy

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 10 '12 at 9:14pm

Claudia Schiffer Brains.

Twiggyhall on Feb 10 '12 at 9:16pm

Rattle and Cum

mike bautista on Feb 10 '12 at 9:16pm

oh man I can't wait to show this to my class.

thechild on Feb 10 '12 at 9:20pm

MILF WAR

mike bautista on Feb 11 '12 at 12:11am

I'm checking to see how I want to draw the type and couldn't help but write this.

Merry Christmas, Ryan!

Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 11 '12 at 12:20am

Gutstabber

Vommit

SparklePony

mitchloidolt on Feb 11 '12 at 1:35am

The Stomping of Merry Men

Jake Friedman on Feb 11 '12 at 1:48am

As MEATKUNT's drummer and lead singer/songwriter, I wanted to post a few lyrics in our new single: Pulses.

Enjoy!

Corporate dystopia
In flames of bloodshed and greed.

But our hearts keep rushing, beating, stomping.

It's punk rock America
led by the teens, who care-ica
And we march with our fists in the air-ica
singing...

Corporate dystopia
In flames of bloodshed and greed.

But our hearts keep rushing, beating, stomping.

Jake Friedman on Feb 11 '12 at 1:52am

Also band names:

Pubis Mound
Las Esperma

taz-pie on Feb 11 '12 at 5:27am

I LOVE YOU ALL lololol

mike bautista on Feb 11 '12 at 6:09am

Is it a faux pas to draw a pentagram on the logo for the venue I made up? It might seem too much like a 15 year old drew it. Someone punk as fuck please help me with authenticity.

SuperRyan on Feb 11 '12 at 6:57am

oh man, christmas!

I think it depends on if it fits and looks good.

Steve The Great on Feb 11 '12 at 7:20am

Can I be the roadie that doesnt help out on tour and only gets high in the green room and bags whichever girl is left over after the band bags all the hot ones?

taz-pie on Feb 11 '12 at 8:38am

can i be leftover girl?

Steve The Great on Feb 11 '12 at 9:34am

there's no way you'd be leftover girl.

iPear on Feb 11 '12 at 9:39am

draw those dollar signs

Morkki on Feb 11 '12 at 9:50am

Pentagrams are more metal than punk. Just draw some dicks.

Making up band names is the best

The Cockslaps
Crusted Taint
Milk Dad Is Punches

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Mike Bautista, woah! can I say, I'm so glad that I know you kinda before you become famous! in a very short time, you will be known worldwide as the dude who invented a new genre of music, you'll be the one to decide the name, and the sound
will be so unique that you'll inspire millions of people to attempt to emulate your sound but fail. The resonant sound of your epic tones will be found to slow the onset of cancer, cause dudes to get erections for NO apparent reason,
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but like a cobra,
you would never give up
on shit that had to be done
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you would have a large penis
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you would have a firm handshake

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