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mike bautista
mike bautista aka Steve The Great is a 22.36 year old boy, has been a member since May 27, 2008, has scored 8,707 submissions, giving an average score of 2.39, helping 179 designs get printed.
URL: http://milkbarista.tumblr.com/
AIM: mindequalblank
let's roleplay
i'll be the shark. you be ll cool j.

jublin
   jublin on Jan 14 '12 at 4:48pm
Where's my chef hat?
jublin
   jublin on Jan 14 '12 at 4:48pm
Yo gimme that chef hat, shark.
Morkki
   Morkki on Jan 14 '12 at 4:50pm
Imma wizard
mike bautista
mike bautista on Jan 14 '12 at 4:51pm
meLLon Cool J
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Jan 14 '12 at 4:53pm
WELCOME TO OCEAN
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Jan 14 '12 at 4:54pm
we're gonna need a bigger boat
taz-pie
taz-pie on Jan 14 '12 at 4:54pm
Yo shark
Morkki
   Morkki on Jan 14 '12 at 5:00pm
Morkki
   Morkki on Jan 14 '12 at 5:00pm
Imma eagle now
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 14 '12 at 5:49pm
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 14 '12 at 5:50pm
I just like imagining every scene ever set to that music.
thirteendaisies
thirteendaisies on Jan 14 '12 at 6:54pm
The wizard who had transformed himself into an eagle soared overheard while the shark circled round the boat that was busily being renovated with several extra wings so that everyone could fit into the boat. Everything seemed peaceful until LL Cool J threw down the gauntlet.
littlem
littlem on Jan 14 '12 at 6:57pm
yo, i'm gonna cut you a new buttcrack.
thirteendaisies
thirteendaisies on Jan 14 '12 at 8:07pm
To which LL Cool J replied, "That's very kind of you, but my old one works just fine."
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Jan 14 '12 at 8:24pm
You be a midget. I'll be R. Kelly.


































Meet me in the closet.
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Jan 14 '12 at 10:08pm
Oh man. Eagle Vs. Shark was a movie Amelia and I saw in theatres together.
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iPear on Apr 16 '09 at 9:53pm
Mike Bautista, woah! can I say, I'm so glad that I know you kinda before you become famous! in a very short time, you will be known worldwide as the dude who invented a new genre of music, you'll be the one to decide the name, and the sound
will be so unique that you'll inspire millions of people to attempt to emulate your sound but fail. The resonant sound of your epic tones will be found to slow the onset of cancer, cause dudes to get erections for NO apparent reason,
and make babies laugh.


My animal:
you would be
a cyborg cobrahorse
a horse with the head of a cobra
and the heart of a horse
and the legs of a robot
and like a horse
you would be so beautiful and magestic
but like a cobra,
you would never give up
on shit that had to be done
and like a horse
you would have a large penis
but like a cobra
your penis would be a snake
snakelargepenis
and like a horsesnake
you would love your da
and like a cyborg
you would have a firm handshake

My day:
canceromega on Aug 02 '09 at 11:21pm
MIKE. BAUTISTA. WINS.