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mike bautista
aka President of the United States of Boogers is a 19.84 year old boy, has been a member since May 27, 2008, has scored 835 submissions, giving an average score of 1.96.
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Dan.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Wake me up when the ominous music starts playing.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Phone Booths Make Adventures More Excellent.
of 42 votes, 52% like it
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Scaffolders Like Taking It To The Next Level.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Mayans Party Like It's 2012.
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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My reasons for not speaking are pancake-related.
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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Vampires like to wear their collars popped.
of 35 votes, 63% like it
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Our future looked brighter when we thought there'd be neon.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Racially-Charged Sexist Remarks.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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Eating losers for breakfast is considered illegal in most places.
of 54 votes, 46% like it
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I believed I could fly, then I broke my arm.
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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If it weren't for stars and planets, space would be pretty boring
of 56 votes, 50% like it
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I end my sentences with exclamation points for dramatic effect!
of 70 votes, 49% like it
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I can talk about space if the subject's on galaxies far, far away
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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Vowels helped this shirt make sense.
of 51 votes, 41% like it
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People say I'm forgetful, but they said something else too.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
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Quantum Physics:
It's Not Rocket Science.
of 74 votes, 62% like it
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God caused the Big Bang. Everybody wins.
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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I'M NOT YELLING. THAT'S JUST HOW YOU READ THIS IN YOUR MIND.
of 67 votes, 75% like it
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Going green is cooler when Bruce Banner does it.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword when you're a secret agent.
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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wtf is "lol"?
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Your brain on drugs goes great with toast.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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Parentheses are (sometimes) useful.
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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When life gives MacGyver lemons, he makes a helicopter.
of 82 votes, 78% like it
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(glow ink)
In case we're playing hide and seek, I'm not here.
of 52 votes, 54% like it
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Zombies prefer their eggs sunny side up.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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My palindromes don't make sense, esnes ekam t'nod semordnilap ym.
of 59 votes, 49% like it
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The future looked way cooler when we imagined it in the 80's.
of 76 votes, 72% like it
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Money can't buy me happiness, but I could settle with an island.
of 75 votes, 68% like it
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Conquerors of the world, divide!
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(small text on back of shirt) If you can read this, I farted.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Actually, cake is not a good unit to measure difficulty with.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Baking cake is not a piece of cake.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Eggs: the zombies' breakfast of choice.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I Color Code My Danger Levels.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I wear this shirt for shock value.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I wear this shirt to express my love for pizza.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i'd lUk leSs st0opiD If i jus t0ld u wut maH sHirt Sezz.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If I had butterflies in my stomach, I'd feel nervous too.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My subtitles are limited to what's on this shirt.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Suicides: where "do" and "die" have the same
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt does not help avoid strangers.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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this shirt is so Kafkaesque
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/740810/mike_bautista
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hello. i'm mike.
Haya is awesome.
badbasilisk is my hero.
My future:
iPear on Apr 16 '09 at 9:53pm
Mike Bautista, woah! can I say, I'm so glad that I know you kinda before you become famous! in a very short time, you will be known worldwide as the dude who invented a new genre of music, you'll be the one to decide the name, and the sound
will be so unique that you'll inspire millions of people to attempt to emulate your sound but fail. The resonant sound of your epic tones will be found to slow the onset of cancer, cause dudes to get erections for NO apparent reason,
and make babies laugh.
My animal:
you would be
a cyborg cobrahorse
a horse with the head of a cobra
and the heart of a horse
and the legs of a robot
and like a horse
you would be so beautiful and magestic
but like a cobra,
you would never give up
on shit that had to be done
and like a horse
you would have a large penis
but like a cobra
your penis would be a snake
snakelargepenis
and like a horsesnake
you would love your da
and like a cyborg
you would have a firm handshake
My day:
canceromega on Aug 02 '09 at 11:21pm
MIKE. BAUTISTA. WINS.
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