Do not ask me to be funny when I hold a cake
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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stop giving me ultimatums or I will start to take them
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I hacked the dresscode
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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I will make my own internet!
and you are not invited!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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i think therefore i disturb
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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guess why they call it deadline
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I do rainbows in brand colors
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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35kb is the limit
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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its not a bug, you click too fast
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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ask Santa for a RGB printer
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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The customer is always right when changes of mind
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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the way of coolness is paved of broken nails
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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when I'm drunk, i forget I'm not an alcoholic
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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God shuffles my music
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Don't Underestimate The Power Of Positive Drinking
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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sometimes I see married people
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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conventional pervert
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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die cool and leave a beautiful mortgage
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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9 out of 10 mosquitos prefers my blood
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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God randomizes my music playlist
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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inventor of the solar-powered flashlight
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I'm very ...uh ..mmm...ehh... oh! creative?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Sushi Quick Response Team
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Ignoring in progress
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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UFO RESPONSE TEAM
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Technology has no future
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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wiki-laws!, the dictator's nightmare
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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when I'm lazy, a quick brown fox jumps over me.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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gray matter doesn't matter
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I sell dark matter for gray matter
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I wrote the women user guide.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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the cheese is emmental, Mr Watson
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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this toy does not contains small parts
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I printed the entire wikipedia
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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If you start a riot, I will join you
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Kill the planet, print a forest.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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In the future a robot will do it for you
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus was a isolated incident.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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sharks got a 6th sense... sometimes they see dead sharks.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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life without metaphors is like...
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Redefining the meaning of routine everyday
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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just watching... all the tower snipers says the same.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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My evil twin brother has a t-shirt like this one.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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what you need, what you want, finally in a single person
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Honk! if you like the silence.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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only the poisoned fortune cookies knows your future
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Once Opened Consume Immediately
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Behind every great man is a men´s back
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Earth's warranty expires on 2012
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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a teabag is a mortal weapon in my hands
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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sweet heart... consider this organ rejection.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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press CTRL+S to save the Queen
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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everyone has price... today 25% discount!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Tip of the day: never get married!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm not lazy, I'm waiting feedback
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I apologize for everything
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm too old to marry a millionaire top model?
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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click here for a orgasm
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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the humanity needs more account managers
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I don\'t give a sh*t about the result of your Facebook quiz
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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