Scott has a big, stupid crush on the model with the freckle under her right eye.


I...

...love zombies
...miss things that never happened
...am full of contradictions
...often find myself the only one who thinks the way I do
...am just a soul who's intentions are good
...am literally 1/4 the man I used to be
...am not the messiah
...don't apologize or regret my opinions
...am full of surprises
...have a goatee
...am confused by many things
...am intrigued by many things
...am a reasonable man, get off my case
...love bebop... and rocksteady
...am distracted from fun by impending sadness
...honestly prefer the "girl next door" to airbrushed amazonians
...am a salve to my own boundless optimisim
...rock my Adidas
...have felt patriotic for about 8 minutes in total
...am insanely eclectic
...have been to me more often than I'd like
...ALWAYS finish last
...kick out jams
...get frightened by fake tan
...am underpaid
...think certain songs can never be loud enough
...am a sucker for two part harmony
...wonder what it's like to be "normal"
...often feels lonely in crowds
...laugh like a mad scientist
...am learning about myself
...think Costello is the one true Elvis
...am either much deeper than I appear or just slightly less shallow
...will often rather watch a 'bad' movie than a good one
...am self conscious about my wookie-esq body hair
...have never seen snow
...am attempting to add colour to my wardrobe
...taste like chicken