tv shows/there stupid plots/and what i think would really happen in real life.


Okay just rambling about tv shows so nothing really important.





1.) Mr Belvedere

This show was about some lard ass brittish butler who according to the show's theme song "dropkicked" the front door of some random house,barged in, made himself at home and became the home owners butler.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! What kind of a stupid ass family lets some retard break into there house and instead of calling the cops they hire his ginourmous ass to babysit there fruity ass older son there slutty daughter(not sure if they had one) and there annoying little shit of a son Wesley. Fucking Mr. Belvedere was a fucking Snitch!!! The family would trust him with there secrets then the fat fuck would hobble up the stairs and write everything down in his diary to screw them over later on.

If that tub of lard would dropkick my door id dropkick his ass back to england.



2. Alvin and the Chipmunks

This was a cartoon about three chipmunks that were adopted by some loser who somehow became there dad,taught these fucking chipmunks how to speak english, sing,making them famous far beyond there little dreams. Alvin (the cool one) Simon(the smart one) theodore(the fat ass) went on to become great rockstars.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! First off what kind of a loser adopts CHIPMUNKS??? Second, HOw stupid is everyone in this cartoon to look up to fucking squirrels(yeah i said it) as heroes??
The girls especially! damn little skizanks were having sex with Chipmunks for christ sake!!!



3.Harry and the Hendersons

Supposedly some suburban family is driving thru some forest and they run over saskwatch or bigfoot(whatever the fuck he was. Instead of leaving that freak for dead they strap his ass on the roof of their car and take his ass home. There, they somehow manage to befriend bigfoot and he becomes part of the family.

There is no way that shit would have gone down like that. You all know damn well that when Harry woke up and realized waht had just happened to him that mother fucker would have ate that whole family. Stupid ass family...

il write some more later...


WOOT!!! UPDATED 7/31/2008


SAVED BY THE BELL

Stupid ass show... Some old balding pervert cleverly named MR BELDING has nothing better to do then to focus his energy on 6 students instead of the 2000 plus that usually attend public high schools.

Slaters wardrobe WTF?!?!!? MULLET??? dude it was the 90s and you lived in Palisades bro CMON!!!!

stupid ass storylines as well. Like Kelly not being able to go to the prom because her dad lost his job at the plant. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! YOU BASTARDS LIVE IN A FUCKNG WEALTHY ASS NEIGHBORHOOD. THERE ARE NO BLUE COLLAR DUECHEBAGS IN PALISADES GOT DAMNIT!!!!

Zack was the biggest dueche of them all. There is no way some dumb ass kid could get away with all the shit this ass got away with.

TIGER RADIO??? Sure all schools have secret radio stations hidden in walls and all high school students know how to use broadcasting equiptment with no proper training....


MAX from the MAX
this pervo wouldve been arrested if he tried to befriend anyone in real life like he did on the show. "Hey kids wanna see a trick?" duh, sure max!!!" and thats how kids get ass raped.

How does this clown even know these kids names?? there was no myspace back then so im pretty sure mr pervert err belding had something to do with Max knowing way to much information on the kids from bayside.