I trim my hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle! ... There is irrefutable evidence on the negative effects of long hair. Specifically, long hair has a detrimental effect on human intelligence development. You see, long hair consumes a great deal of nutrition and can thus rob the brain of energy. In order to keep the brain in top mental health, it is therefore recommended that men should get a haircut every 15 days.
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