A Werewolf with Where-with-all
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Agree to Disagree to Agree
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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All Monsters Want to do is Scare Good Mammals as Us.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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An Apple a Day Keeps That Crazy Ballmer Guy Away
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Armadillos: Fingernails With a Mind of Their Own
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Aztechnology
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Bombs are for Bullies
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Born on the Tundra. Raised on the Tundra. Addicted to Ice Cream.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Cheese is not Easy
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Coal is for bad children at Christmastime
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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D**K Cheney
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Damned and Elusive
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Damned if I Doughnut
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Death is Just a Sign of Weakness
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Dot-Coms are so 1998
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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DotCommunist
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Edifice or Precipice?
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Elevators: Getting High Since 1857
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Ewe is Sheep For Madam
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Felt is the Texture of the Cosmos
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Foosball: the Beautiful Game
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Forever is Forever is Fo...
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Fossil Fuels are for Fools
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Get Out of My Friendship Club
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Go Green or Go Screaming Home
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Grammar are challenging
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Handy with a Pistol
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Hark the Lark was sitting in a Park
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Hey Britain, the Tables have Turned!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Hyenas: Natures Class Clown
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I can't believe its not Better!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I don't want to name my kid after a hurricane.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I Fail to See How This Makes Us Better Acquainted
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I Fell Out of the Spelling Tree and ht everey breanch dawn.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I GOT CAPPED
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I misplet
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I Spread Information via Word of Shirt
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I was too young to vote against Bush
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I Wear Fur Because I'm a Grizzly Bear
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I'd be a News Pundit, but then I'd Have to Suck
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I'd befriend, you, but then I'd have to keep you.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I'd fight you, but you are, after all, a mortal.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm in a focus group called (on back side) Made Ya Look
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I'm more of a Jive Turkey than you'll ever be!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'm the Fastest Land Mammal, But I Cheeted
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Idi Yums
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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If I Were a Monkey Would You Be Reading My Shirt?
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Illiteracy is an illness
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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In the Arctic, only your face shows.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Insane in the Simple Cuboidal Psuedo-Stratified Epithelium
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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its pronounced New-Clear
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Just too shy to talk right now
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Looker
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Math: Cold and Calculated
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Mermaids Make Excellent Mothers
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Mind Your Manners, Please.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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My Formal Wear
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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no compromise
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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NOVEL TEE
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Obesity is my Biggest Virtue
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Oil is Ugly
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Only a Shirt Can Get Between Me and a Good Slogan
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Part Time Hater
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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People are Like Giant Midgets
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Picnics: What the Hobos Call Every Meal
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Pigeons: Doves with Disorders
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Pirate says: Walk the Plank! I say: Watch my Cannonball!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Plural Marriage: What Happens in Utah Stays in Utah
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Poligamy: Sharing is Caring
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Poligamy: What Happens in Texas Stays in Texas
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Public Display of Affection
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Rollerblading Since the Invention of the Goatee
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Rugby: Put Down the Ball and Hug Nicely
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Said the Casino Dice to the Hand: "You shook me all night l
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Samurai vs. Ninja vs. Steve Ballmer
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Save the Trees! (Burn the Bushes!)
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Scholar and Gentleman
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Sea Urchins: The Jewels of the Sea
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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See you at the Sauna!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Shall I?
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Shalom Course
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Sharks: Dolphins with Disorders
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Sheik Me, Baby
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Short and Sweet, Hard to Beat
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Squash the Violins!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Stallion is Horse for Mister
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Stuck Between Iraq and a Hard Place
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Sugar: Natures Antidepressant
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Tall Drink of Water
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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The Incredible Sulk
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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The More you Stare, the More I Don't Care
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The Musical Fruit
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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The Nice Thing About Zeppelins is, They're Hard to Lose
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The Only Good Kamikaze is a Dead Kamikaze
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The Platypus: Nature's Mashup
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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There's a Fine Line Between Two Words that Rhyme
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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There's just something about Yogurt...
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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There's Nothing Today, like There's No Tomorrow
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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This Chicken Crossed the Road
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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This is my itchy shirt
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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This is the Last You'll See of me.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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This Reality Show Runs Without a Script
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Thunderous Applause
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Too Lazy to Nair
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Trees are to Me as Fish are to Seas
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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U+I
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Urchins: Jewels of the Sea
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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W: America's Bad Hair Day
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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West Virginia is for Hikers
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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What Makes Wombats so Wondrous?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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When George W Bush Speaks an Angel Loses its Wings
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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When George W Bush speaks, I only see red.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Why Chat Online When We're Standing Face to Face?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Windows Hasta La Vista
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Wooly Mammoth Tamer
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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You Eat S**T for Breakfast?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You're making me dizzy with all your orbiting
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You're Rubber and I'm Glue
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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