Faerytales don't believe in you either
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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The stars aren't the limit
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Only as cosmic as your galaxy
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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She's a firecracker.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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If you play beer bong than you will get hepititis.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm an emotional cutter.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm above mainstream.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I'm so not mainstream.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Edward Cullen is not that hot.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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It tastes like rain today.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Direct your blue-collar comedy away from this shirt.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Silky Smooth Mustache.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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You're my favorite! ...Today.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You're the villain therefore you will be punished.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Posterior Position
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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96, 69, same thing.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Obama is Hope, McCain is Nope
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Suck a lollipop save a honeysickle
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Death to Family Guy
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Dip/Stuck
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Tuck/Nip
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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My python won't eat deformed mice.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Moon cosmic power! Make-up!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Tell my cat he's not a bird.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Save a bank; save your money.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Let's wrestle for dominance
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I only answer to people on their knees.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not gay, rainbows just like me.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Give rainbows back their equality!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I am leopard print under my clothes.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Keepin' it flirty, nothin' dirty.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Better to be on a roll than a biscuit,
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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tequila and ice, nothin' nice.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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When did three become a crowd?
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Girl next floor
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I used to walk on the sun, now I'm just walking on you.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You know your cat is mad when he poops in your bed.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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If only my heels were as high as you look.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Don't you wish you could hear my high notes.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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If I was your cat, I'd sleep in your bed all day...
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I love you but not enough to give up my bed.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Giggle. Hair flip. Eye bat. Yes, in that order.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Keep your cool like a lady; drive like crazy.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Size: Bite
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Full package, right here.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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bra size: mouthful
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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bra size: bite
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Rosey days, Peachy nights
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Dear Ashley, that's me! Dear Ashley...
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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D00d, I just pwnt j00
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Like, whoa.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Easyy, breezy, beautiful. Covered girl.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I love leopard print.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Color? Well I can't color enough. I would color all day...
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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