Really? Incredulous sarcasm?
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Life is a bowl of ennui sprinkled with schadenfroh
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Cheap talk and liquor wins any fight
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Being newborn feels like having a popped blister all over
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Let's listen to NPR and not pay!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Your flatulence has betrayed you.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I am only being sarcastic to express my contempt for you.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Rock fame is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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100% guaranteed not to be clever
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Henchman à la mode
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I KNOW WHAT PEDANTIC MEANS.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Robot unicorns with uzis are the new linoleum.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Wake up and go back to bed.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Okay, I'll stop being sarcastic and you go sleepwalk away from me
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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The future used to be way better.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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My powers: flight, strength, demon perception and skin beetles.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Superdupercilious
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I drink bleu cheese dressing straight from the bottle.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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No hyperbole zone
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Simultaneous explosive discharging is the new high five.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Elven hair dryer dude, elven hair dryer.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Keep talking, I'm all nipples.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I was conceived in a dry hump.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I support warfare between small towns.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I eat gnomes.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I rule the wasteland
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Technically it's just Master who runs Barter Town
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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A Chimp ate my baby.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Let's join China!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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May cause simultaneous explosive discharges from all orifices.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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